I’m looking at the EKG, and you’re reporting me for working in the stock market?
5 He was testing the poison crazily!

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After Emoto Nakamori came back from grocery shopping, he saw that his wife was not at home. There was still unfinished mushroom porridge on the table.

He couldn't help but wonder where this person went.

"Little Hong, where is your mother?"

Because Jiang Hong had been poisoned twice in a row, her body was a little weak. She was resting at home today.

"My mother was poisoned. She ate poisonous bacteria. Jinhao took her to the hospital.”

Jiang Hong's voice came from the bedroom.

Jiang Benzhong bent down and looked at the bowl of mushroom porridge.

Using mushrooms to make porridge?

It would be strange if he wasn't poisoned!

Look, there are a few poisonous ones here!

You guys! They wouldn't eat it!

How could this thing be used to make porridge?

It had to be hyped up! That taste was really fresh!

I just bought a handful of lean meat. I'll stir-fry mushroom meat slices for lunch!

Jiang Benzhong picked out the colorful mushrooms and sliced the rest.

Then, he cut the meat into pieces and used starch and egg white to make the meat more tender.

Then, he started to boil the oil in the pot. First, he stir-fried the meat slices. After scooping them out, he left some oil and directly stir-fried the mushrooms.

After stir-frying until water was slightly out, he added the meat slices into the wok and stir-fried them together.

Finally, it was served.

"Little Hong, come out and eat. Call your sister along.”

Jiang Benzhong took off his apron, wiped his hands, and sat back at the dining table to eat.

He picked up a piece of mushroom and put it into his mouth, tasting it carefully.

Yes!

That smell!

It was really fresh!

When they were young, they would go up the mountain to pick mushrooms the next morning after the rain.

Often, he would pick dozens of different flavors of mushrooms and stew them in a pot. Then, he would serve a bowl of mixed mushroom soup. It was not to mention how delicious it was!

After Jiang Hong served the dishes, she thought that it was just ordinary stir-fried meat with mushrooms, because the colorful mushrooms had been removed by her father.

However, as she ate, she began to feel that something was wrong.

Why did a familiar figure appear in front of him?

It was as if a little elf was hovering in front of her and saying, Hehe, little sister, you're here again?

Jiang Hong realized that something was wrong!

"Dad, did you stir-fry the mushrooms in the fridge?”

Jiang Benzhong nodded.”

Jiang Hong's expression was stunned." My dear father! That was poisonous! Why are you still cooking it? Our mom is in the hospital!"

“嗐! Your mother won't eat it! Those with poison were not picked out, so of course they were poisoned!”

"I've already picked up all the poisonous bacteria. Don't worry about the rest!”

Jiang Benzhong didn't seem to mind.

There was a click.

The sound of chopsticks falling onto the table.

The two of them turned around and saw that their sister, Jiang Yun, was already foaming at the mouth and her body was twitching non-stop.

“120! Call 120!"

Jiang Hong really wanted to cry!

This was the third time he had been poisoned!

The first and second time were all because of him. The third time was because of his own father!

Beep beep…

An hour later.

On the hospital bed.

Jiang Hong reached out to grab the little fairy.

His sister, Jiang Yun, stuck out her tongue, thinking that she was a little dog.

Her father, Jiang Benzhong, was even more ridiculous. He was rowing a dragon boat on the hospital bed!

He kept shouting slogans,

Howl, good luck!

Howl, good luck!

Howl, good luck!

Her mother was still knitting a sweater for her imaginary chubby grandson.

……

Looking at the neat family, Lu Yu could not help but laugh.

Why was this family so stubborn?

His daughter thought that it was because the fungus was not ripe, while his father thought that it was because there were poisonous fungus inside. He just had to pick them out.

But now, except for his son-in-law, the whole family was in trouble!

Fortunately, it was not a particularly poisonous fungus.

Otherwise, they would really have to sleep in coffins and bury mountains. In the end, the entire village would have to hold a banquet!

At this moment, the curtain was lifted, and a nurse came in to take notes.

She used a pad to cover her face, but from her crescent-shaped eyes, one could tell that she was laughing secretly.

Lu Yu touched his chin. This was not right. Didn't a nurse come to record it just now?

Lu Yu pulled open the curtain, and the scene in front of him stunned him!

Behind the curtain, there was already a long queue.

When the nurses heard that someone had been poisoned by mushrooms, not only could they see fairies, but they could also act as animals?

Therefore, during their lunch break, they all wanted to come over and take a look at this strange family.

"This is too much!"

"This is too much!"

Lu Yu rolled the report in his hand into a round barrel and knocked on their heads one by one.

"There's nothing to see here," he reprimanded,"disperse. Don't crowd around here."”

The young nurses laughed and dispersed. They even turned their heads from time to time to look at Jiang Hong and the others who were catching the little elves on the bed.

"Doctor Lu, are they alright for the time being?”Jiang Hong's husband Jin Hao asked.

Lu Yu nodded." Yes, I'm fine. When I regain consciousness, I can be discharged."”

"Then I'll have to trouble Doctor Lu to help me keep an eye on it. I'll go home first and get rid of all the bacteria at home!”

Jin Hao was really afraid!

In order to prevent his family from eating it again, he chose to go home immediately and destroy the source of the poison!

"Go, go. I'll help you look after this place.”Lu Yu smiled and waved his hand. It should have been like this long ago!

……

Two days later.

After a checkup, the four of them had completely recovered and could be discharged.

"Doctor Lu, thank you so much!”

"The next time we meet, I'll definitely bring you some gifts to thank you!”

Jin Hao held Lu Yu's hand and expressed his gratitude.

"Don't! Let's not meet again!"

Lu Yu extended his hand, indicating that there was no need.

What a joke. Every time we meet, it's definitely your family who's poisoned!

Therefore, he had better pray that they would never meet again!

"Doctor Lu, we'll be leaving then. Thank you.”

Jin Hao's family waved goodbye to Lu Yu.

When Jiang Benzhong brushed past Lu Yu, he heard Lu Yu whisper,"

"Something's not right!"

"I've been eating mushrooms for almost 50 years, and I've never been poisoned!”

"It shouldn't be cooked, right?"

"Yes! It's definitely not cooked well!"

When Lu Yu heard this, he staggered and almost fell to the ground.

This old man was just like his daughter!

Was this a f * cking question of not being familiar?

Please!

Don't test the waters on the edge of being poisoned, alright?!

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