Is A Chinese Oscarness to the West Really That Good-Looking?
Yang Shi's program,"Taking stock of the Top Ten Bad Movies," had a lot of promotion and popularity.
Now, with the addition of Lu Han's commotion, the show's traffic was rising even more.
The number of people watching the live broadcast was close to 30 million.
It could be said to be the top stream in the entertainment industry.
At this moment, the movie Journey to the West had reached its climax on the big screen of Yangshi TV.
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At night.
Outside Chun Sanniang's room.
"Sigh, can you cover me and get closer?”
Under the cover of Joker and his gang, the Second Leader quietly walked to the door of Chun Sanniang's room.
However, when the Second Leader turned his head and saw that Joker and the others were at least twenty meters away from him, he immediately panicked.
They had already seen the true form of Chun Sanniang's spider demon.
Now, all of them were extremely afraid!
"Don't worry!" Joker was terrified, but his expression did not change as he comforted the Second Leader from afar,
"We have dozens of guys here to protect you."
"If anything goes wrong, throw them all over!"
As he spoke, Joker and the gang members even raised their knives, spears, sticks, hoes, and shovels to gesture at the Second Leader.
Seeing this scene, the Second Head was so frightened that he broke out in cold sweat.
"What? Then wouldn't I be finished too?"
As he spoke, the Second Head's eyes rolled as if he was thinking about something.
In the next second.
The Second Leader turned his head and swung the big knife in his hand towards Chun Sanniang's door.
As expected, it missed!
He also hit his head and cleverly pretended to be dead.
"Bastard!" Seeing this, Joker ran forward and took out a dagger from his pocket. Without hesitation, he stabbed it into the second-in-charge's right thigh.
" There's no need to pretend to be dead, right?!"
"He really fainted?"
Seeing that the Second Leader didn't respond, Joker wanted to call the gang members behind him to charge in together.
"Daniu! Erhu!"
As he spoke, Joker turned his head and found that there was no one behind him...
"F * ck! He flashed really quickly! Alright, I'll do it myself."
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The fierce fans who were cursing just now,
They had been cursing for a while when they first came in, but when their eyes glanced at the big screen of Yang Shi, which was playing a Chinese Oath to the West.
They actually looked over without making a fuss.
This…
This plot seems interesting.
What was going on?
"Is our Brother Lu Han really targeting this movie?”
" Why am I a little nervous? I didn't notice anything rotten along the way. Instead, it's a little interesting…"
"Hahaha, this Wu Mengda acting as the second-in-command made me feel very good. He completely acted out a timid person like me. He can pretend to be dead to this extent, and he doesn't even know how to scream when a knife is inserted into his thigh! His lines are so interesting!"
"Previous poster, don't be confused by this short period of interest. Our Hanhan must have his reasons for calling it a bad movie!”
"@ Lulu Han, although the front part is very good, we believe that if Lulu boycotted it, the back part would definitely be bad..."
At the same time,
Mo Wenwei, who was in front of the phone screen, had already known about the incident between Lu Han and Wu Mengda.
At this moment, she saw the discussions of Lu Han's fans.
The corners of her lips unconsciously curled up a little, revealing an aunty smile.
"Hmph, you think the front is good?”
"Bai Jingjing, who I'm playing, hasn't even appeared yet. When Zhu Ying and I appear, you'll know how wonderful this Chinese Oathtale is!”
Ding dong ~
Just as Mo Wenwei was muttering to herself, she received a message from Liu Zhengwei.
Mo Wenwei glanced at the screen." Didn't I just call Old Liu to inform him that Yangshi is going to video call us when they're going to take stock of the bad movies later?"
Seeing that there wasn't any important news, Mo Wenwei continued to read the comments with great interest while watching the movie on the big screen.
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After seeing Joker go to look for Chunsanniang with an axe alone,
The second-in-charge, who was still lying on the ground stiffly, immediately stood up and fled.
He ran back downstairs and met up with the escaping group.
" You're a good dog, Second Leader?!"
"Were you really pretending to be unconscious just now?"
Hearing everyone's contemptuous words, the Second Head smiled contemptuously and pulled out the bloody dagger from his thigh. He said proudly,"
"You guys know nothing!"
"This move of mine is called enduring humiliation to live!"
"What's the big deal about getting a knife in the thigh?”
As soon as he finished speaking, the thieves nodded with expressions of admiration.
However, at this moment, the second-in-charge suddenly felt warm water splashing on his face. He immediately panicked and said,
"Ah?"
"Where, where is the leak?"
Hearing the Second Leader's words, everyone turned around and looked at him. They saw that the knife eye on his thigh was spurting blood like a fountain.
Everyone was shocked!
"Ah! Second Master, it's not a leak!”
" You're the one bleeding!!"
Seeing this, the Second Head's expression was panicked, but he did not panic as he chuckled."No, don't be afraid,"
"I just need to tap my Quchi and Jigong acupoints, and the bleeding will stop immediately!”
As he spoke, the second-in-charge pressed two acupuncture points, and the bleeding thigh immediately stopped.
However, just as he was secretly rejoicing, he realized that the wound that started bleeding from his thigh had actually gone to the back of his neck…
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Seeing this,
The audience in front of the TV and in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.
Those Lu Han fans who were spitting sh * t earlier were not spitting sh * t in the live broadcast room at this moment. Instead, they were continuously deducting interesting 666!
"Hahahahaha! Wu Mengda's acting as the second-in-charge was too funny!!!”
"That's right! I didn't expect that I would fall in love with the second head of the family after that despicable Tang Sanzang!”
"I saw it once, but I still remembered the Second Leader's line,'What do you know? This is called enduring humiliation to live. What's the big deal about a knife in the thigh?”Hahaha, this is too funny!"
" I can't take it anymore. I have to fill up my data and gas bag. It's so comfortable to skip work and peek at this Chinese Opus…"
"Upstairs, what are you doing? Hold your position!! This is a lousy movie that our Hanhan boycotted. Don't laugh!!!”
At this moment, Lu Han, who had just sneaked into the live broadcast room, said,
He was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth when he saw his fans getting excited…
What was going on?
You guys are my fans!
I'm a top celebrity in the entertainment industry. The movies I star in, you diehard fans look as if you're constipated after watching them.
Why are you guys happier when you see an outdated celebrity playing a supporting role than when you see me playing the lead role?？？
This was a lousy movie that was famous for its lambs!
Was the Journey to the West really that good?!
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