Patriarch Subhuti, Pounce on Your Mother?!
"The night is long, I don't have the mood to sleep ~"
"I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep. So Miss Jingjing, you can't sleep either?”
Hearing Joker's boring words, Bai Jingjing ignored him and replied casually,""That's right! I wonder why Gang Leader can't sleep?”
" It's because of you, Miss Jingjing…" Joker's back was facing Bai Jingjing, and his tone was like that of an ancient scholar,"
"Ever since I met Miss Jing Jing, I decided to turn over a new leaf and not be a thief anymore.”
"To show my sincerity, I don't want to see the old me again.”
Amid the elegant conversation, Joker, who was standing on the bridge in a serious manner, turned around and smiled at Bai Jingjing.""Does it look good?"
The first time she saw Joker's shaved face, Bai Jingjing's eyes widened and she said angrily,"
"It's you, you stinky monkey!"
Although Bai Jingjing was calling him a stinky monkey, her eyes were filled with 70% surprise and 30% heartache.
"Stinky monkey?"
"Sun Wukong! Do you think I don't know you just because you turned into a human?”
“……”
While Joker was still in a daze, Bai Jingjing raised her palm and shot a ball of fire at Joker's hand.
The Joker was in so much pain that he almost died.
After a while, Bai Jingjing saw that Joker was actually afraid of fire and concluded that he was not Sun Wukong.
At the same time, the 70% surprise in her eyes instantly disappeared."Why did you shave off your beard?”
"Do you know that you have no character without your beard?”
"Really?"
"You can't be a scholar or a martial artist. Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?!!”
"Save it. Go back to your promising career as a mountain bandit…"
After saying that, Bai Jingjing pushed Joker away and left with disappointment in her eyes.
"Nothing but that stinky monkey…Hmph!”
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Seeing this,
The audience in Yangshi's live broadcast room felt that the lines were interesting, but at the same time, they also sent a series of question marks.
Because the audience was watching this scene.
He discovered that in the eyes of Bai Jingjing, who was played by Mo Wenwei, looking at Joker, who was played by Wang Lu Xinghe, there were actually a few ambiguous feelings?？？
What was going on?
No matter how good her acting skills were, the admiration in her eyes could not be hidden!!!
Something was wrong! Something was wrong!
Lu Xinghe was indeed handsome when he was young.
But who was Mo Wenwei, who was playing Bai Jingjing?
She was the famous goddess of Xiangjiang City, an A-list celebrity!!!
How could he do that to a lousy movie king…
For a moment, Mo Wenwei's fans in the audience were heartbroken.
"Impossible! That's impossible!"
"Mo Wenwei's acting skills are so good that he can even control the ambiguous feelings in his eyes.”
"Bullshit! Bai Jingjing looked at Joker with hatred in her eyes.”
"Anyway, the King of Bad Movies and our superstar Mo Wenwei are completely different in that aspect.”
"That's right! Mo Wenwei is still single and has never been involved in any scandals. That's impossible."
"That's just the setting in the plot!"
"I agree with the comment above. I feel that in the plot, Sun Wukong and Bai Jingjing should be enemies!”
For a moment,
There were actually fewer people who criticized the movie for being bad in the bullet comments section.
Most of them were good actors and Mo Wenwei…
What the audience didn't know was…
Mo Wenwei, who had been sitting on the sofa and staring at Yangshi's livestream, said,
When she saw the scene between her and Lu Xinghe, a nostalgic smile appeared on her face.
At this moment, she could not help but recall the time when she was filming with Lu Xinghe.
"I wonder where Lu Xinghe is now.”
"He must be watching the 'A Chinese Oscar', which we acted together, right?”
However, as the plot of the movie A Chinese Oath to the West progressed,
Mo Wenwei pulled herself out of the beautiful memories and looked at the movie that was playing in Yangshi's live broadcast room.
At this moment,
Patriarch Subhuti had already appeared in the movie.
In the dark night, at the top of the Five Peak Mountain.
The bald, bearded Patriarch Subhuti held a white speck of dust in his hand as he stared down at the Five Peaks Mountain with a frown.
"Oh no! Those two guys got there first!"
"I, Patriarch Subhuti, have to think of a good way to inform these people for no reason…"
The reason why he came here was because he discovered that the spider spirit Chun Sanshiniang and Bai Jingjing had overheard the news of the reincarnation of Sun Wukong and Tang Sanzang.
The scene changed.
In Joker's room.
Blind placed a plate of washed grapes on the table. After saying goodbye, he turned around and left.
In the next second.
The grapes on the plate suddenly turned into a bald man with a long beard standing on the ground.
"Who is it? Which unit are you from?"
Seeing Joker looking at him, Patriarch Bodhi chuckled."I'm the bunch of grapes you brought back.”
"You are Grape?" Joker walked up with a dumbfounded expression and sized up Patriarch Bodhi.
Patriarch Subhuti waved his hands and chuckled."No! I am Patriarch Subhuti!"
Hearing this, Joker was stunned and seemed to be about to get angry."What do you mean by 'pounce on your mother'?"
" You're taking advantage of me?!" Although Patriarch Subhuti was a little angry, in order to save these innocent people, he patiently explained,
"I am Patriarch Subhuti. I am an Immortal."
"I transformed into a grape to save you!”
Hearing this, Joker looked at his empty plate of grapes,
He looked at Patriarch Subhuti angrily."You stole my grapes and even pounced on my mother?”
"Those two women are monsters. If you don't believe me, you'll understand after I shine my demon-revealing mirror on them…"
However, before the Bodhi Old Mother could finish her words, a fist the size of a clay pot smashed into his nose bridge.
Bang!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
"I'll shine on your mother's demon mirror!" Joker punched and kicked Patriarch Bodhi with sparks and lightning.
"Listen, listen to me…"
"Did you steal my grapes?!”
Patriarch Subhuti howled in pain as he waved his hand and explained,"I, I didn't!"
"I am your grape!"
"Don't think that I can't beat you. I just don't want to hurt the innocent!”
Patriarch Subhuti, who was lying on the ground with a bruised face, clapped his hands and pretended to fight."Come on!"
Before he could finish his sentence, Joker had already moved a brick and landed on Patriarch Bodhi's bald head.
" Aiyo, f * ck!!!"
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At this moment!
The audience in Yangshi's live streaming room saw the high and mighty Patriarch Bodhi of the original Journey to the West being beaten up like this.
For a moment, they could not remain calm again!
... A new book kneels on the evaluation votes!
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