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25 You won’t come to my house to smash eggs, right?

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You Won't Come to My House to Smash Eggs, Right?

Heng Shop, in a small restaurant on the back street.

When Zhao Liying saw Bai Jingjing jump off the cliff, she couldn't help but cry.

"Wuwuwu…"

"What kind of plot is this? Bai Jingjing sacrificed so much for Sun Wukong, but in the end, she can't be with him?!”

"She even jumped off a cliff to commit suicide…Wuwuwu, she waited for Sun Wukong for 500 years."

"Bad movie! What a terrible movie!"

"If Bai Jingjing dies, how rotten will she be in the future? Unimaginable!"

"Sheep Vision's boycott was indeed correct…To think that the first part was so exciting, hmph!”

"If the director of this movie is in front of me, I promise I'll knock his ear off. My heart aches for my Bai Jingjing…"

At this moment, Zhao Liying wasn't the only one who was criticizing the film!

Almost all the customers in the small restaurant were spitting out rice.

One by one, they even said indignantly that if they knew where the director of " A Chinese Oath to the West " lived, they would definitely send him a razor blade.

Lu Xinghe, who was cutting vegetables, heard this.

His face darkened!

This 'A Chinese Oathtale to the West' was his masterpiece!

Then, he kept silent and put the knife into the kitchen cabinet unnaturally.

He even hid the script of " I'm Not the Drug God " that he wrote.

It's unfortunate that people in this era can't understand the classics I've filmed…

It seems that I still have a long way to go to repel the invasion of foreign entertainment!

In front of the screen in Yangshi's livestream room,

Lu Xinghe's old friends, Liu Zhengwei, Mo Wenwei, Lan Jieying, Wu Mengda, and the others had the exact opposite expression on their faces!

They were not watching the live broadcast together, but they all turned the volume of the movie to the maximum at the same time as if they had agreed on it!

Because…

They knew that after this series of comedy, foreshadowing, and character creation,

Lu Xinghe's "Journey to the West" was about to become a classic tragic story!

"It's time for you all to get to know…the one and only genius in the Great Xia Kingdom's film industry!”

"Mr. Lu, no one can compare to the tragic story behind the comedy!”

"Let the audience of Grand Xia witness the coming era of Lu Xinghe!”

At the same time,

In the movie on the big screen-

Joker rushed to the Coiled Silk Cave.

He then used the key to open the tightly shut stone door.

However, as soon as the stone door opened, Chun Sanniang charged at Joker angrily.

If it wasn't for him, she wouldn't have been pregnant with the second-in-charge's child.

He didn't break up with his junior sister either.

"Do you want to know where Tang Sanzang is?”

However, just as Chun Sanniang's hand was about to touch Joker's neck,

Joker's sudden words made Chun Sanniang stop.

She had come to the Five Peaks Mountain and then to the Coiled Silk Cave to do all these things that shouldn't have happened just to find Tang Sanzang and eat his meat.

The allure of Joker's conditions was more than enough to overcome everything!

Therefore, Chun Sanniang temporarily suppressed the anger in her heart.

However, she still gave Joker a slap to vent her anger.

"Yes!"

"If you want to, don't fight back." Joker saw this and grasped Chun Sanniang's need to give her a few slaps.

Pa pa pa!

Although Chun Sanniang was furious, she could only feel wronged for the sake of eating Tang Sanzang's meat.

"If you want to eat Tang Sanzang's meat, you have to pay a price."

Joker shook his tired palms and said in a deep voice,"If you are willing to give me the antidote to save Bai Jingjing, I will tell you where Tang Sanzang is.”

He did not know where Tang Sanzang was reincarnated.

However, since he could get the antidote from Chun Sanniang, he had no choice but to use this method.

"It's because of that b * tch again!"

"Are you unhappy?" Joker roared.

Hearing this, Chun Sanniang swallowed her anger again and turned to shout at the Second Leader,"

"Nanny?"

The Second Head opened his arms and walked to Chun Sanniang's side with a look of agreement."Mother…son!"

However, before the second head finished speaking,

Chun Sanniang suddenly punched and kicked him.

Then, she clapped her hands comfortably."I'm satisfied. Let's set off later.”

.............

When the audience in the live broadcast room saw this, their heartache for Bai Jingjing disappeared in an instant.

All of them laughed heartlessly.

"Hahahaha, I'm back! The flirtatious feeling from before came back!”

"This great wronged Second Leader is simply making me laugh. Our Second Leader is simply crying from being wronged, hahaha!!!”

"However, looking at the plot, is my favorite Tang Sanzang about to appear?”

"I'm looking forward to it. Tang Sanzang, hurry up and come and relieve my heartache. The first few scenes are killing me!”

At this moment, Sabeling, who was watching from the big screen, finally felt a little happier.

Because the character he liked was about to appear!

Tang Sanzang was finally going to appear?

"Although this movie is destined to be a bad movie, it's still a little bad."

"But to be able to see that flirtatious Tang Sanzang again is worth reading.”

"Joker is Sun Wukong, and Second Master is Zhu Bajie."

"My favorite Tang Sanzang won't appear too badly, right?”

At this moment, Sabeling was not the only one who was looking forward to Tang Sanzang's appearance.

Even the tens of millions of viewers in Yangshi's live streaming room relied on this to continue watching.

The comments section was now filled with people looking forward to Tang Sanzang's appearance in the movie, and how he would appear in the limelight...

However, when he saw the audience's expectant discussions about Tang Sanzang,

Luo Jiayin, the actor of Tang Sanzang, couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"When the audience sees that I appeared in such a strange way, they won't come to my house to smash eggs, right?”

Luo Jiayin mumbled as she looked at the live broadcast with a smile.

Today's second update, kneeling on the evaluation votes!

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