The Whole Internet Was Shocked, Even Dogs Were Moved!
"Oh, it smells so good!"
"A serving of Hengdian Pork Knuckle Rice. It's a woman's romance."
"Fortunately, I have Boss's fat but not greasy pork trotter rice to fill my young heart. Otherwise, I would have been angered to death by Lu Xinghe's knife plot.”
Zhao Liying, who was sitting in the corner, was eating her pig trotter rice while watching the live broadcast of Yangshi.
"I want to see where Joker has transmigrated to. If he dares not go back and save Bai Jingjing..."
"When I become famous as an extra, I will definitely find Lu Xinghe and force him to remake A Chinese Obelisk for me. Hmph!”
"Boss Lu, why are you glaring at me? It's so scary…I'm really not talking about you…"
At the same time,
The movie scene in Yang Shi's live stream did not go as the audience had expected.
The scene was not Joker saving Bai Jingjing, but a whole new scene!
In the movie-
In the boundless desert.
A beautiful woman was riding a donkey with the Purple Green Treasure Sword in her hand.
He walked to a small inn near the Coiled Silk Cave.
"Uncle, you can't light the lamp like this.”The woman named Zi Xia looked at the old man in the inn who was lighting a lamp for the guests at the table next to him.
However, Zi Xia noticed that the lamp in the old man's hand did not have a wick, so she went forward and reminded him with a smile,"
"You only have oil, no wick ~"
" I know." The old man turned his head with a faint smile and replied to Zi Xia in a deep voice,"
"But the wick is gone. What can we do?”
"I'll buy one!"
" That makes sense…" The old man muttered. He suddenly turned his head to look at Zi Xia coldly and questioned,"
"Miss, may I ask where you can buy the wick of Buddha's magic lamp if it's missing?”
Hearing this, Zi Xia immediately took half a step back vigilantly.
Then, she pointed the Purple Green Treasure Sword at the old man.""If I had known that there was something wrong with you, I would have revealed myself!”
As soon as she said this, a puff of green smoke suddenly appeared in front of the old man in front of her and the guests at the table beside her.
In the blink of an eye, they had actually become immortals in the sky, and the leader was Jiro Three-Eyed!
Seeing this, Zi Xia smiled." So it's Erlang God and the Four Heavenly Kings of Southern Heavenly Gate?”
"Zixia, you and your sister Fairy Qingxia are actually the wicks entangled in Buddha's Sun and Moon Lamps."
Erlang Shen glared at Zi Xia with Erlang Saber in his hand.
He had descended to the mortal world today to capture Zixia Fairy, who had descended to the mortal world to find her ideal husband.
"You actually left the celestial heavens without permission and went around telling people that whoever can pull out your Purple Green Treasure Sword will be your ideal husband!”
"You're an immortal, how can you be moved by mortals?"
"If the evil demons pull out your sword, wouldn't our Immortal World become a laughing stock?”
“……”
At this moment,
When the viewers in front of their televisions and in Yangshi's live broadcast room saw this, they said,
They were a little dumbfounded for a moment.
What the hell was this?
Where's Joker?
Where was Bai Jingjing? Where was the Coiling Silk Cave?
Why did the scene suddenly change and a God Erlang appeared to catch criminals?？
However, when the audience's thoughts of spouting sh * t bumped into their goddess, Zhu Ying, who was playing Violetglow,
The words that he wanted to say were all swallowed into his stomach.
This was because it was the first time the audience had seen today's popular goddess act during her puberty...
"F * ck! Zhu Ying! Zhu Ying!"
"I didn't expect her to be so beautiful when she was seventeen or eighteen. Their eyes are filled with rebellion and arrogance."
"She must be arrogant. There are so many big shots in the industry who are interested in her. There are so many people who want to pursue her, but they are all coldly rejected. She is still single at the age of 28!”
"Initially, I thought that Zhu Ying was added to the cast list for this movie. Half of the movie has passed and I haven't seen her yet. I didn't expect her to appear here.？!”
"I was just about to scold Joker for not saving Bai Jingjing, but why did the scene change to another place? Fortunately, Zhu Ying's peerless beauty appeared, so I won't scold her for the time being. I'll scold her later…"
"Idiot upstairs,"
"You still have to scold me! Although Zhu Ying was beautiful, she was definitely here to be a bystander. The female lead of this movie was Bai Jingjing. Otherwise, why would Zixia Fairy, whom she played, only appear now?”
"Right, right, right. This movie is already halfway through. Zhu Ying must have acted as a friend out of respect for Liu Zhengwei. Otherwise, do you really think that lousy movie king would have invited Zhu Ying?”
"That makes sense. Looking at the settings inside, Zixia is just a lamp wick of Tathagata."
"The Erlang Deity and the Four Heavenly Kings came to capture her, but they would definitely be captured in the next second. Erlang Deity is the God of War of the Heavenly Court. Wouldn't it be easy for him to capture the wick?”
Thinking that Zhu Ying was only here to play a friendly role, Joker would immediately go to save Bai Jingjing,
Everyone temporarily stopped cursing and focused on the movie.
At this moment,
The movie was still playing on Yang Shi's big screen.
Hearing the criticism of Erlang Shen and the other immortals, Zixia Fairy not only did not agree, but also carried her sword on her back and said with a rebellious look,
"Humph!"
"Be it immortals or demons,"
"The sword can only be pulled out by me and the person I like. Even if he is a demon, I will follow him for the rest of my life!”
As she spoke, Zixia Fairy turned her head and stared coldly at Erlang Shen.
"If I can't be with the person I like, I won't be happy even if I become the Jade Emperor!”
"Nonsense!"
God Erlang held the trident blade in his hand and glared at Zi Xia angrily."Since you're so stubborn, I'll enforce justice on behalf of the heavens today and make you disappear from the human world and the immortal world!!”
"Humph! She only envied mandarin ducks and not immortals.”
"How dare you!"
Because Erlang Shen couldn't fight back, he immediately grabbed his weapon and stabbed it at Zixia Fairy.
The Four Heavenly Kings didn't waste time and followed closely behind God Erlang.
For a moment,
Zi Xia, Erlang Shen and the Four Heavenly Kings were locked in a fierce battle!
It swept up the sand and dust in a radius of a few miles.
After a while,
The weapons in the hands of Erlang Shen and the Four Heavenly Kings were all cut off by Zi Xia's Purple Green Treasure Sword.
Seeing that short-range weapons were useless against Violetglow, the Heavenly King immediately took out his lute magic weapon and began to play.
Waves of attacks from the pipa sound suppressed all the creatures in the area!
Seeing this, Zi Xia did not panic at all.
Instead, she raised the purple gold bell hanging on her palm and shook it with a disdainful smile!
A long bell sound that could confuse people's hearts instantly spread out, immediately suppressing the attack of the king.
In less than ten seconds…
Violetglow's bell attack not only broke the pipa of the king of the country, but also severely injured him.
Even Erlang Immortal Master and the other three heavenly kings were bewitched by her bell.
In the blink of an eye, the high and mighty Erlang God had turned into a giggle as he hugged the other Heavenly Kings and walked around in circles!
By the time the few of them came back to their senses, Violetglow's figure had long disappeared without a trace…
Erlang Shen was dumbfounded.
How could he have imagined that Zixia Fairy was so powerful?
To think that he, a dignified War God of the celestial heavens, was beaten to such a state by a lamp wick today.
Thinking of this, Erlang's face was filled with embarrassment…
"Ah?" The king was about to speak,
The next second, Erlang Shenyi angrily clapped his hands and interrupted him,
"There's no need to say anymore!"
"I'll kill anyone who tells anyone about this!”
"Two…"
"I said there's no need to say anymore!"
King Chiguo patted Erlang's shoulder again and said anxiously,""No,"
"It's your Xiao Tianquan riding a female dog over there.”
Hearing this, Erlang Shen's three eyes almost popped out."What? Even it was moved by the mortal heart."
"I'll kill it tonight!!!”
As soon as he said this, the four heavenly kings beside him actually nodded in agreement with a smile on their faces.
"Alright!"
"Good, good…We've been thinking about it for a long time…"
......................
Seeing this,
The audience in Yangshi's live broadcast room was dumbfounded!
What the f * ck?
What the hell was going on?
Our Heavenly Court War God Erlang and the Four Heavenly Kings were killed by a lamp wick?!
What was even more ridiculous was that the dog beside God Erlang had also moved his heart?？？
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