If Someone Bullies You, Say My Name!
Liu Zhengwei clicked on the message sent by Yangshi.
Sigh!
The video call was delayed until the end of the movie?!
" It seems that I can only help Lu Xinghe's master clarify things after the movie ends…"
As he muttered, Liu Zhengwei continued to stare at Yangshi's livestream with interest.
On the big screen.
In the movie-
"Coiling Silk Cave? This name is quite nice."
"I'll call you the Coiled Silk Cave ~"
Zixia Fairy smiled and looked playfully at the three words Water Curtain Cave above the cave.
After being stunned for two seconds, she gently waved her hand at the three big words above the cave, Water Curtain Cave.
Ding ding!
In the blink of an eye, the words 'Water Curtain Cave' above the cave disappeared.
Then, the words 'Coiling Silk Cave' appeared…
"Alright, I'll live here from now on!”Zixia Fairy nodded with satisfaction, and her whole face was covered with a happy smile.
She had been in the human world for so many days, but she had yet to find a place to stay.
From now on, she had her own family!!
Hearing this, Joker looked back and saw that the three words Water Curtain Cave had really become the words Coiled Silk Cave!
He stared at Zixia Fairy, who was about to enter the Coiled Silk Cave, and shouted," Wait!!!"
But before Joker could finish his sentence, Zi Xia suddenly raised her hand and knocked him to the ground.
At the same time, his Moonlight Treasure Box fell to the ground.
Seeing this, Zixia Fairy gently waved her hand and sucked. The Moonlight Treasure Box on the ground flew into her hand.
After a pause, she smiled at Joker, who was lying next to her, and said,
"Sigh ~"
"I now solemnly declare that everything on this mountain belongs to me."
"Including you!"
"Me?"
"That's right! Just like my donkey, I'll give you a stamp!”
As she spoke, the red-lipped and white-teethed Zi Xia pursed her lips into a smile and waved her hand to cast a spell at Joker's feet!
The entire set of movements could simply make people explode with beauty!
"Aiyo! Hiss…"
In an instant,
Joker, who had been staring blankly at the purple glow, suddenly felt a sharp pain in the soles of his feet, followed by a ball of fire.
He quickly reached out and patted the soles of his shoes dozens of times before the flames were extinguished.
When Joker's feet are hot,
"You're mine now," Zixia Fairy said again.
"If anyone bullies you, just say my name.”
"From today onwards, I will be called Great Immortal Coiling Silk!”
After saying this, Zixia Fairy winked at Joker with a sweet smile on her face.
Seeing the fairy-like Zi Xia blink, Joker's heart suddenly beat faster and he fell into a trance for a few seconds.
From today onwards, I'm hers?
Why does this sound so strange?
And "If anyone bullies me, just say her name ~"
This is the first time someone has said such things to a bandit king like me.？？!
Joker's reaction at this moment was extremely great. He just stood rooted to the ground, not knowing what to do.
After a long while, he finally reacted.
He didn't know what he was doing. The purple glow seemed to make his soul fly away…
At this time, she turned around and led the donkey into the Coiled Silk Cave, leaving Joker standing there in a daze.
"Great Immortal Coiling Silk?"
"F * ck! Five hundred years ago?"
Joker couldn't help but be shocked. At the same time, he didn't forget to remove the hot soles of his shoes.
Just as he took off his shoes, he realized that there were three black moles on the soles of his feet!!!
F * ck!
..................
At this moment,
The audience in Yangshi's live broadcast room was filled with shock!
The people who had been scolding and pinching them earlier were now even more confused.
Excitement!
This plot was simply too f * cking awesome!!!
"F * ck! So that was the case! This was 500 years ago! No wonder the Coiled Silk Cave is called the Water Curtain Cave. I was mistaken for Lu Xinghe!”
"So this isn't chaotic at all. Joker traveled through time and space to 500 years ago. How awesome. It's quite logical to say this.!”
"Excitement! How exciting! I thought that Zixia Fairy, who came to be a bystander, was actually the founder of Bai Jingjing and Chun Sanniang, the Great Pansi Immortal?!”
" I don't want to spray it for the time being... Zixia Fairy is so beautiful. When she blinked her eyes, it almost touched my heart..."
"Also, if anyone bullies you, just say my name ~ Joker, what are you capable of? If I were the one who heard such safe words from such a beautiful woman, I would have fallen for her a long time ago…Joker, you have to hold on, Bai Jingjing has been waiting for you for 500 years ~"
"Wait a minute! I found a foreshadowing that this director is especially awesome!!!”
"Previous poster, why don't you tell me!"
"When the plot of A Chinese Oscaristic Journey to the West started at the Five Mountains, Aunt Thirty said that there were three black moles on the soles of Sun Wukong's feet!”
"F * ck! Should I say it or not, the foreshadowing of this lousy film is awesome! Just now, Joker had three moles on the soles of his feet."
"Then, I'm afraid that he'll become Sun Wukong and travel back in time to defeat the Bull Demon King and save Bai Jingjing.!”
At the same time,
In a certain lovey-dovey apartment in the Great Xia Kingdom.
Zhang Yida, who was quarreling with his girlfriend, was suddenly stunned by Zixia Fairy's wink.
"F * ck! Zixia Fairy is so beautiful. She's my sweetheart for ten thousand years. I'm completely mesmerized…"
Before Zhang Yida could finish his sentence, his girlfriend's slippers flew into his face.
"Pa!"
"Zhang Yida, you're good!"
"Just now, you swore to me that our love is like Joker and Bai Jingjing. After going through ups and downs, we finally got together happily."
"You're good! A second ago, she had said that Bai Jingjing was good, but now, she had fallen in love with Zixia!!!”
"No, I can't! You're listening to my excuses…not my explanations!!”Zhang Yida retreated to the back of the sofa and quickly waved his hands.
However, his girlfriend was stubborn. Scumbag,"
"You didn't see it just now. Zixia Fairy said that everything on this mountain belongs to her."
"Even Joker is her. Don't you understand what this ambiguous means? You said that our love was like Joker and Bai Jingjing. Now Joker is Zixia's! You'll definitely find a mistress in the future…"
"I'm innocent!" Zhang Yida broke out in cold sweat.
He didn't know how the plot would turn out, but for the sake of love, he was willing to believe his own opinion.
"Baby, trust me one more time. Joker and Bai Jingjing will definitely be together in the end."
"It's absolutely impossible for him to have an affair with Zi Xia. Listen to my analysis."
"Although Zixia Fairy is beautiful, I can guarantee that she is definitely not the main character. Otherwise, the progress bar of this movie would have reached half a minute before she appeared.”
"So, Violetglow is here to be a bystander. It's over after a mere formality."
"Besides, didn't you see it just now? Zixia Fairy said that only someone who could pull out the Purple Green Treasure Sword from her hand would be the one she liked."
"Joker is just a mortal. Even the immortals can't pull out Zi Xia's sword, let alone him!”
"Also, he was wholeheartedly focused on saving Bai Jingjing. How could he have an affair with Zi Xia?”
Hearing this, his girlfriend nodded reluctantly."What you said makes sense…"
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