The Father of Wulitou, Lu Xinghe!
On the big screen.
The movie, A Chinese Oath to the West, was playing frame by frame.
"Sun Wukong, you bastard!"
"You promised Buddha Rulai that you would escort your master Tang Sanzang to retrieve the scriptures of the West.”
"You actually colluded with Bull Demon King to eat your master."
"Do you know that you've committed a heinous crime?”
White fog filled the air, and the night sky was devoid of stars and moons.
Guanyin Bodhisattva held the jade bottle in her hand and coldly reported the crimes of Sun Wukong, who was on the ground.
Five hundred years ago.
Sun Wukong's demonic nature had not been removed. In order to marry the Bull Demon King's sister,
He actually used his master Tang Sanzang as a betrothal gift and invited a group of demons and the Bull Demon King to eat Tang Sanzang's meat.
Guan Yin Bodhisattva chased Sun Wukong to this place and was prepared to enforce justice on behalf of Heaven to prevent Sun Wukong from harming the common people.
However, Sun Wukong was stubborn. He held the Jingu Staff in his hand and pointed angrily at the Guanyin who was stepping on the clouds.
"Stop nagging!"
"You chased me for three days and three nights. I didn't kill you because you're a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you!”
But before he could finish,
Tang Sanzang, who was sitting at the side, smiled at Wukong and said,"
Wukong, how can you talk to Guanyin sister like that?"
"Don't make a fuss!"
"You're scaring me again, Wukong ~"
Guanyin couldn't stand it anymore, so she changed the topic and added,"Sun Wukong,"
"If you weren't afraid of me, why did you hurt Zixia Fairy and steal her Moonlight Box?”
"Aren't you just trying to avoid me?"
Hearing this, Sun Wukong was furious and decided not to hide from Guan Yin's pursuit.
"Since I can't hide, then I'll fight you to the death!”
As he spoke,
He took out the Moonlight Treasure Box and threw it aside, glaring at Guan Yin.
Unexpectedly, the Moonlight Treasure Box smashed into Tang Sanzang's head.
"What now?" Tang Sanzang picked up the Moonlight Treasure Box and ran in the direction of Sun Wukong and Bodhisattva."
"Everyone, don't be angry. If you're angry, you'll break the rules."
"Wukong, you're too naughty ~"
"I told you not to throw things around. You threw things around like this…Look, I haven't finished speaking, and you threw the stick away again."
" The Moonlight Box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment."
"Sigh, what if you hit a child? Even if it didn't hit the children, it's still wrong to hit those flowers and plants ~"
“……”
At this moment,
The audience in front of the TV and in the live broadcast room watched the opening of the Journey to the West through the big screen of Yangshi TV.
The audience didn't realize it at all.
From the second the movie started, their gazes never left.
Whether it was those who had seen it in the past or those who had never seen it before, they were all entranced by this nonsensical line.
Even Sabeling, who was watching from a close distance at the bottom left corner of the big screen, looked as if she had forgotten herself.
If this movie had been released more than ten years ago,
There was nothing else.
He, Sabei Ling, would definitely be the first to curse!
The three views and the level of acceptance of his thoughts were completely unable to accept this kind of demon-modified Journey to the West plot.
What kind of plot was this? It was simply flipping the audience's worldview.
The Journey to the West could be modified like this?
Sun Wukong wanted to give Tang Sanzang to the Bull Demon King as a gift? Marry the Bull Demon King's sister?
What Chicken Lord Three?
As the disciple of Tang Sanzang, he actually wanted to invite the demon brothers to eat Tang Sanzang?!
However, after more than ten years, these thoughts of spitting sh * t were still the same.
At this moment, Sabeling's mind was completely blank.
All he had now was…the corners of his mouth curling up from time to time.
"This plot is quite interesting ~"
"Hahahaha, this Tang Sanzang is simply amazing. I never thought that Guan Yin Bodhisattva would actually call her Sister Guan Yin."
"And that Wukong ~ You're too naughty. I told you not to throw things around. You did that…Look, I haven't finished talking yet, and you've thrown the stick away again."
"Tang Sanzang is really coquettish. I actually memorized all his lines after watching them once?!……”
Sabeling muttered absentmindedly, completely unaware that she was hosting this show.
His current appearance was no different from an audience watching a movie in a cinema.
Sabeling didn't realize that Tang Sanzang had already been engraved in his mind within a few minutes of the movie's opening.
This Tang Sanzang's original sacred character could actually be magically changed to such an extent. This was something he had never dared to imagine!
It completely overturned his view of the Journey to the West!
If it was ten years ago, he would have thought that this was blasphemy!
However, in today's lively and chaotic world, he felt that it was novel and interesting.
At the same time,
A few roars from Sabeling's earpiece brought him back to his senses.
"Little Sa, Little Sa!"
"What are you doing! This is an inventory of lousy movies that are being broadcasted live across the country. Do you think you can watch a movie at home?!”
"Be serious!"
Hearing the general manager's reminder in the earpiece, Sabeling finally came back to her senses and sorted out her expression.
If not for the station head's reminder, Sabeling would have completely forgotten that he was in the " Taking stock of the top ten lousy films " today!
However, this was not his fault at all.
He knew that this was an inventory of bad movies, but this movie was really funny…
For a moment,
Sabeling couldn't help but have a thought that he didn't even dare to imagine.
Just based on this starting point, it didn't seem like a bad movie at all.!
Moreover, the dialogue lines of the characters in the movie were actually from more than ten years ago. The jumping lines would not be outdated even in today's movies.
Was this Chinese Oscarness to the West really a bad movie?
However, this thought only flashed through Sabeling's mind for a moment.
"Yangshi wouldn't get it wrong. Since the station head and the others have pushed this into the top ten bad films,"
"Then this 'A Chinese Oscar', is definitely a bad movie!”
"That's right. It's impossible for us, the staff of Sheep Vision, to make such a mistake. This movie is definitely only interesting at the beginning,"
"The rest is definitely terrible. Otherwise, why would Lu Xinghe be scolded so badly back then?”
It made sense!
Sabeling felt that her analysis was smart and nodded.
A new book was rewarded with a review ticket! Thank you, boss!
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