Guanyin: F * ck That Bitch!
At this moment.
The audience in Yangshi's live broadcast room and in front of their televisions were all focused on the progress of the movie.
Some people were worried that it would end badly!
Some people were afraid that the plot would go smoothly!
There was also a small group of people who were looking forward to Lu Xinghe's reputation as the king of lousy films and hope that he could make a comeback from " A Chinese Oath to the West "!
They were looking forward to seeing this former king of lousy films become the king of comedy in the hearts of film fans!
At the same time,
On the big screen in Yangshi's live broadcast room.
In the movie-
Zixia Fairy knew the vague answer in Joker's heart.
He became listless.
Since she already knew the answer, she didn't want to wander around the market.
After a while,
Zixia Fairy and Joker walked to the desert where they had slept last night before dark.
She quietly looked at the gradually darkening horizon alone, her expression full of melancholy.
Suddenly, Zixia Fairy seemed to understand something.
He smiled and said to Joker,
"The Moonlight Box is with my sister.”
"It's getting dark. I'm going to look for my sister.”
After saying that, Zi Xia didn't wait for Joker's response and stood up to leave.
Leaving behind a lonely back…
Of course, she was not going to look for her sister.
Instead, she felt that it was time for her to leave. The person she liked was not the person she liked…
Joker looked at Zi Xia's departing figure from afar. He waved his hand, wanting to say something.
However, she immediately swallowed the words that were about to come out of her mouth.
Time passed quickly.
Night had fallen!
Without the Moonlight Box and the Joker who couldn't save Bai Jingjing, he was like a carriage without a target.
Holding the Purple Green Treasure Sword that Zi Xia left behind, he sat on the desert and looked at the sky helplessly as he shouted,"
"Qingxia, where are you?"
" I've already killed your sister…"
But before Joker could finish his sentence,
Fairy Qing Xia did not come.
Suddenly, a bright light shot down from the night sky and smashed into the bottom of the desert.
There was a loud rumble.
A faint white fog shrouded the night.
Joker picked up the Purple Green Treasure Sword and immediately ran down from the desert.
What they saw was unbelievable!
The Joker was in front of the time 500 years ago when Guanyin Bodhisattva came to capture Sun Wukong?!
He was lying on his stomach not far away, looking at the floating Guan Yin Bodhisattva with a surprised expression. He looked down at Sun Wukong and scolded,"
"Sun Wukong, you bastard!"
"In order to marry the Bull Demon King's sister, you actually gave your master Tang Sanzang as a congratulatory gift!”
"You even invited demons and ghosts to eat Tang Sanzang's meat together.”
“……”
“……”
Just like last time, Sun Wukong still refused to be disciplined. He angrily rebuked Guanyin,"Bitch!"
"You chased me for three days and three nights. I didn't kill you because you're a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you!”
But before he could finish his words, Tang Sanzang, who was still sitting at the side with a sly look, nagged at Wukong,
"Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like that?”
"Shut up!"
"You're scaring me again…"
“……”
At this moment,
Joker, who was hiding not far away, had been staring at this place.
He was dumbfounded, and his head buzzed.
" Sun Wukong, Tang Sanzang???"
" Are you kidding me?!!"
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When the audience in Yangshi's live broadcast room saw this familiar and funny scene,
The audience's melancholy immediately turned into smiles of anticipation.
"F * ck! Interesting! Sun Wukong's Joker had arrived at the place where he was captured by Guanyin 500 years ago?”
"I wonder if Joker's appearance has a butterfly effect on the plot. Will it change the plot from 500 years ago?”
"How is that possible? Joker is a mortal now. What can he stop?”
"My expectations are different from yours."
"My favorite Tang Sanzang has finally appeared. But when I think about how he will die in place of Sun Wukong later, my heart is stuck…"
" 1, I really hope Tang Sanzang doesn't die. I love his nagging…"
It was rare for the audience to have this thought in unison.
He stared at the big screen in anticipation as the Chinese Oathtale continued to play.
"Do you know that you've already committed a heinous crime?”
"You even snatched Zixia Fairy's Moonlight Treasure Box. You obviously wanted to avoid me.”
Guanyin was still as reluctant as before.
Hearing this, Sun Wukong was furious. He decided not to hide from Guan Yin's pursuit,"
"Since I can't hide, then I'll fight you to the death!”
As he spoke,
He took out the Moonlight Treasure Box and threw it aside, glaring at Guan Yin.
At this moment.
Joker, who had been hiding at the side watching the battle, widened his eyes when he saw that.
This was because the Moonlight Treasure Box that Sun Wukong had thrown out was heading in his direction!!!
F * ck!
The Moonlight Box!
Heaven rewards those who put in the effort, and it doesn't take much effort to get it.
Now Joker couldn't care less about how the Moonlight Box ended up in Sun Wukong's hands. He stood up excitedly and reached out to take it!
However, at this critical moment.
The sleazy Tang Sanzang suddenly became like a high jump athlete.
Bam ~ This jump.
F * ck!
The Moonlight Treasure Box was easily grasped by Tang Sanzang.
Joker could only say to himself,"Damn!”Then, he immediately lay down helplessly and continued to wait.
At this moment,
Tang Sanzang started his nagging mode again.
"Aiyo, Wukong, you're really naughty."
"I told you not to throw things around. It's not right to throw things around.”
"Sigh, I didn't finish my sentence. Why did you throw away the stick?”
"The Moonlight Box is a treasure. It will pollute the environment if it is thrown away. What if it hits a child?”
"Even if it can't hit the children, it's not good to hit the flowers and plants.”
Tang Sanzang kept nagging while he shook the Moonlight Box left and right. Sun Wukong's head followed the Moonlight Box's movements.
Suddenly, Wukong grabbed the shaking Moonlight Box.
"What are you doing?" Tang Sanzang said,"
"Let go!"
"You want it? If you want it, just say it clearly. If you want it, I'll give it to you.”
" Of course, I won't refuse you if you want it. It's impossible for me to refuse you if you say you want it, but I insist on giving it to you if you say you don't want it. Let's be reasonable…"
Joker, who was hiding at the side, saw Tang Sanzang's nagging and said,
Even he almost fell asleep. It was even more wordy than memorizing the text in Chinese class.
"F * ck!" Sun Wukong couldn't hold it in any longer. He grabbed the Moonlight Treasure Box and knocked Tang Sanzang to the ground!
"Everyone saw it, this guy is always giving a long speech for no reason!”
"Nonsense! It was like having a fly around you all day, buzzing…buzzing…sorry, not just one, but a bunch of flies!!!!”
"It even flew into your ear…Help!!!”
"Now, do you know why I wanted to kill him?？!!”
As he said that, Sun Wukong held his head and began to laugh crazily.
Joker was dumbfounded.
This…
What was going on? Sun Wukong looked so bad? Had they been driven mad by Tang Sanzang's nagging?
Tang Sanzang's combat strength was too strong, wasn't it?
This was illogical!
"So many excuses! "You don't want to get the scriptures of the West at all," Guanyin scolded coldly.
"No matter how you explain, I can't forgive you for deceiving your master and destroying your ancestors.”
"Sister ~" Tang Sanzang actually got up and started to preach,"
"This is your fault…Wukong wants to eat me, but it's just an idea. It hasn't become a reality yet.”
"You don't have any evidence. What crime does it have?”
"Why don't you wait until he eats me? It won't be too late for you to convict him after you have evidence.”
As soon as he said this, even Guanyin's face darkened with anger.
"Tang Sanzang, I've long heard of your long-windedness."
"But I didn't expect you to be so long-winded. I gave you the golden ring to use to subdue this monkey.”
"You don't use it?"
Hearing this, Tang Sanzang pursed his lips into a smile and sighed,""Aiya ~ Sister Guanyin!"
"The size of the diamond ring is too poor,"
"The front is heavy and the back is light. The left is wide and the right is narrow."
"Wukong felt very uncomfortable after putting it on. He couldn't sleep the whole night.”
After a pause, Tang Sanzang changed his tone and continued to preach,"He may be a monkey,"
"But you can't treat it like this. If the authorities find out, they'll say that I'm abusing small animals.”
"Speaking of that golden ring…I met a blacksmith in Chen Family Village last year,"
"His craftsmanship is exquisite and the price is fair. He's honest. Why don't I recommend you to order another one…"
Hearing this, Guan Yin Bodhisattva felt her chest tighten.
It was as if he had suffered internal injuries, and he actually wanted to vomit blood…
Just as Tang Sanzang was about to continue nagging,
Sun Wukong suddenly ran over and grabbed Tang Sanzang's neck,""Shut up!"
At the same time,
Guan Yin Bodhisattva, who was in mid-air, was even fiercer.
Her face darkened, and she couldn't help but fly down and grab Tang Sanzang's neck together with Sun Wukong,"
"Shut up, you b * tch!"
"Ah!"
Tang Sanzang had just opened his mouth to shout when Guanyin recovered from her anger.
Realizing that she was wrong, she retracted her hand."Amitabha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry…"
She didn't want to either!
However, he really wanted to strangle Tang Sanzang to death.
If Buddha did not blame her, she would have kicked Tang Sanzang to death.
Joker, who had been hiding at the side, saw this.
He was completely stunned.
F * ck!
Even Guan Yin Bodhisattva wanted to kill Tang Sanzang?!!
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At this moment,
When he saw Guan Yin Bodhisattva, he wanted to kill Tang Sanzang.
The audience in Yangshi's live streaming channel were all shocked!
The comments in the live broadcast room were in a mess.
"Hahahaha! This Tang Sanzang's mouth was too watery! Even Guan Yin's image of a kind and benevolent person had been ruined by him!”
"Hahaha, Guanyin has broken through his defense!! He even had the intention to kill Tang Sanzang?!!”
"Guanyin: I can have the thought of killing Tang Sanzang, but you, Sun Wukong, can't!! It's simply a double-standard dog Guanyin!"
"Joker, who was hiding at the side and trying to take the Moonlight Box, was almost broken through. Tang Sanzang's mouth is really awesome!”
"If the Moonlight Box is with Tang Sanzang, I feel that Joker's chances of getting the Moonlight Box today are slim…"
"Why am I starting to look forward to what will happen if Joker barges into their battle?!”
At the same time,
Li Long, the president of Yangshi Entertainment, was relieved when he saw this.
Even though he had been busy for a while and came back to watch a short film of a Chinese Oath to the West,
But now that he had seen the plot that was so twisted that his head was dizzy, he was sure!
It was impossible for the movie effects to mess up his 'Taking a Look at the Bad Movies' program today, let alone mess up Yangshi.
Immediately, he instructed the staff at the side,
"Bingbing, come here."
" Video links with public figures such as Zhu Ying, Mo Wenwei, Wu Mengda, and Liu Zhengwei. We can start preparing for the broadcast of the boycott of the bad film…"
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