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Zhao Liying saw that Lu Xinghe's face was dark and he didn't respond, so she smiled and turned her gaze back to her hands.

I'm so cute. I'm sure Boss Lu won't take it to heart, right?

He was a good person…

At this moment.

On the big screen in Yangshi's live broadcast room,

The movie had already played until Tang Sanzang begged for death.

"I won't make things difficult for you. Please tell the Jade Emperor, Sister Guan Yin."

"This poor monk is willing to pay with his life!"

Tang Sanzang picked up his staff and saw that Sister Guanyin seemed to have tacitly agreed to his request.

Without waiting for Guan Yin to say anything, he sat down on the ground with a relaxed expression, as if he was not afraid of death.

"As the saying goes, if I don't enter hell, who will?”

"Please understand, sister. I'm doing this because I want to reform my bad disciple!”

" To match the fearless spirit of Buddha's compassion…"

At the same time,

Joker, who had just fainted, suddenly woke up.

When he saw the Moonlight Treasure Box next to him, he was overjoyed and quickly picked it up.

Ah! Moonlight Treasure Box!

He could finally go back and save Bai Jingjing…

Joker, who had received the Moonlight Box, was afraid that a long delay would cause trouble. He immediately opened the box and whispered,

" Prajna Paramita!"

At this critical moment,

The moment Tang Sanzang and the Moonlight Treasure Box shone, he threw the staff in his hand over his head and quietly waited for death to come.

"Namo Amitabha…"

Before Tang Sanzang could finish his words, lightning flashed and thunder rumbled in the night sky.

Just as the staff was about to fall, Tang Sanzang was sucked into the Moonlight Box!

He didn't die!

Meanwhile, Joker was knocked unconscious by Tang Sanzang's staff…

..............

The scene of Tang Sanzang not dying caused the entire Yangshi live stream to explode with excitement!

Everything that they thought had changed.

Just like now, the plot that was supposed to develop as usual and Tang Sanzang would die because of it actually changed the direction of the plot because of Joker!

"F * ck! Joker is awesome!"

"Thank you Joker for sending me the time-travel ability. It actually saved my beloved Tang Sanzang from death!! How fortunate!"

"Phew…I can finally breathe a sigh of relief. I now realize that every step of the story of A Chinese Oathtale is beyond my imagination."

"Even though he's currently one of the bad movies that Sheep Vision has been reviewing, it's already pretty good that he's been able to keep me guessing…At least it's not like those romance movies where I can guess every step of the plot.”

"No! Tang Sanzang wasn't dead, but where did he go? Even the Moonlight Treasure Box has transmigrated with Tang Sanzang."

"Then how do we save Bai Jingjing?”

"We're done for! It was over! Was the real bad ending coming? If Tang Sanzang traveled to another time and space, Joker would never be able to save Bai Jingjing…"

The audience, who had been happy for ten seconds,

As soon as she saw Bai Jingjing's name in the bullet screen, she immediately remembered that she had something important to do.

This time,

The audience in the live broadcast room began to stare at the big screen of Yang Shi again.

In the movie-

Joker woke up the next evening.

She thought that she had a dream yesterday.

Seeing that it was getting dark and Zixia Fairy had not come back to find him, Joker wanted to find a new place to stay.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have any magic power to start a fire in the desert.

At night, they would die from the cold.

Joker, who had no destination to look for the Moonlight Box, just walked straight in one direction.

Night fell again.

He had mistakenly come to the old home of the Witch of the Black Mountain, the Blackwind Ridge.

Seeing that there was someone smoking in front of him, he shamelessly went forward.

"Hello, brothers!"

"Hey, the weather is so cold! Did you put on more clothes?"

"I lost my way and wanted to borrow a place to sleep for the night.”

Joker went to the fire and started to lick the man's lips.

Hearing Joker's string of bullsh * t, the skinny man in front of the bonfire said coldly,

"Flatterer, go sleep over there!"

As he spoke, the skinny man pointed at the straw shed behind him.

"I really met a noble person when I went out. I wish everyone a long life. Thank you!”Seeing that he had succeeded, Joker didn't say much.

He nodded and bowed as he walked into the straw shed at the side.

After finding a place where the straw was a little softer, Joker lay down and fell asleep.

In the middle of the night,

Lightning flashed and thunder rumbled!

The night sky was filled with thunder and no rain!

Joker, who had been asleep for a long time, was woken up by the thunder and got up to find a place to pee.

However, just as he took out the Sky Lifting Pillar and was about to release the water…

He realized that a man in golden armor had appeared beside him.

"Wukong, you look like a human again."

"Do you still recognize me?"

Hearing this familiar accent, Joker frowned and was stunned.

He seemed to have heard of it somewhere before?

Then, he turned his head sleepily to look beside him.

" Ah!??"

He wouldn't know if he didn't see it, but he was shocked when he saw it!

Seeing Tang Sanzang in his golden armor, he was almost scared out of his wits…

"It's you again, you fly," Joker said as if he had remembered something.

Du Bu shook his head and smiled.

"Impossible, I must be dreaming again…"

"It's still too early to dream," Tang Sanzang slyly moved closer to Joker.

"However, when I traveled through time and space, I often saw you in my dreams."

"Do you miss your master very much?”

Hearing this, Joker suddenly recalled something and hurriedly pulled Tang Sanzang's clothes up and down.

"Right! Is the Moonlight Box with you?”

"It's with me. Do you still want it?”

At this moment, a few thin and strong men who were sleeping soundly were woken up.

" Who is it?!!!"

Hearing this, Joker was afraid that he would be driven away. Thinking of Tang Sanzang's dressing as a soldier, he immediately stood up and replied,

"There are soldiers!"

"He…also wants to stay here for a night. It's my dad.”

"Your dad?"

"Yeah…Dad, come out and greet all the big brothers!”

Joker said as he reached out and pulled Tang Sanzang out from behind the haystack.

However, Tang Sanzang was not wearing the golden armor he had just worn. Instead, he wore a large cloth hat and a long robe. He did not look like a local at all.

Not only did Joker get a fright, but even the brawny men lying on the grass bed were not spared.

"H-Where did he come from?"

"Yingdu." Tang Sanzang shook his bag and replied cheekily.

"Win rate?"

This made the brawny men so confused that they cursed.

" Why haven't I heard of it??"

"We still have to travel tomorrow. You can sleep over there!”

"It's so noisy. How annoying!"

Joker was afraid that Tang Sanzang would nag again, so he dragged him to the side.

However, Tang Sanzang continued to chatter,

"Damn it, the time difference isn't right. I just woke up from Yingdu's place, and now I have to sleep again…"

"I told you to sleep, so you slept, you b * tch!”

He pressed Tang Sanzang down to sleep and went straight to the point."Where is the Moonlight Box?"

"Wukong, can't you be more refined…Why are you always so impatient?"

"You see…"

As he spoke, Tang Sanzang glanced at the black shadow flying towards them. He immediately pointed at Joker in fear.

....................

Beiying Film and Television Group,

In the CEO's office, when Huang Chongyang saw this, he was completely immersed in it.

"This plot's funny selling point is not bad!”

"Tang Sanzang's cheap character is full and likable, Joker's goal is clear, and his nonsensical style is just right."

"If Joker, Bai Jingjing, and Zixia Fairy's relationship route were a little more clear, wouldn't this movie be very good?”

"The audience in the live broadcast room seems to have a good reaction to this movie's nonsensical nature."

"But Wang Kui, why did he say that 'A Chinese Oscar'?”

"What exactly went wrong?"

"Also, is this movie really from more than ten years ago? That's impossible. At that time, there was basically no director who could reach such an avant-garde level of thinking???”

Ring ~

Just as Huang Chongyang was puzzled,

His phone suddenly rang…

... The third update, kneeling on the evaluation votes! Thank you, Big Brother!

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