I Am Jade Faced Flying Dragon Joker!
Manager Wang Kui read it with great interest.
Very soon,
The story of A Chinese Oath to the West had already been set 500 years later.
"I'm the leader of the Axe Gang, nicknamed Jade Face Flying Dragon Joker!”
"I've long heard of the great name of Chun Thirty-Niang. May I ask why you have come to our sect?”
Joker's left eye and right eye were on sentry duty as he looked at Chun Sanniang in the milky white pool.
He was the reincarnation of Sun Wukong.
At this moment, Joker wanted to help the gang members who had been beaten up by Chun Sanniang to regain their dignity.
But in the blink of an eye…
"Wash the soles of their feet and wait for me outside!”Chun Sanniang effortlessly took control of everyone twice.
Seeing this,
Only then did the audience in Yangshi's live streaming room see Lu Xinghe's true appearance.
For a moment,
In the bullet comments section of the live broadcast room, the words that were criticizing Lu Xinghe just now,
After Lu Xinghe turned from a monkey to Joker, he became inexplicably gentle.
"F * ck! This Joker was the Sun Wukong who was punished by Guanyin to reincarnate and experience the sufferings of the human world?”
"Just now, the monkey head was covered in fur. I really didn't see that when this guy turned into Joker, his looks were quite good!”
"Could this Joker be the legendary King of Bad Movies, Lu Xinghe himself?？？”
"F * ck, I've only heard of Lu Xinghe's name before. I didn't know what he looked like. I even thought he was an old man."
"I didn't expect him to be so handsome. What a pity…If he didn't film a bad movie, he would be able to beat up the young hunks in the entertainment industry with his looks!”
"However, I, Lu Xinghe, am quite magnanimous. It's fine if I'm the director, but I'm also directing and acting as the main character?”
"I think a large part of the reason why this movie can become a bad movie is definitely because his acting skills can't be broken."
"In front of so many A-list actors, Lu Xinghe's acting skills are definitely terrible.”
"I can guess the reason for the failure of this drama. The character that lit up my eyes the most in the beginning, Tang Sanzang, has died.”
" That's impossible. In those famous movies, it's almost impossible to find one or two characters that the audience can remember. Even Tang Sanzang was lost in this lousy movie. There won't be any more in the future…"
Heng Store,
In a small restaurant that sold bento boxes on the back street.
"Boss, give me a pig trotter bento with two more pieces of meat!”
An extra, Zhao Liying, was watching the live broadcast on Yangshi as she shouted for a bento box for the 35-year-old Lu Xinghe.
At this moment, she had yet to become a famous celebrity.
He was just one of the thousands of extras.
Then,
Zhao Liying looked at her phone screen and muttered,"
"This Lu Xinghe is so handsome. Why does he have to film some lousy movie?”
" Although he's a complete and utter trash, I didn't expect Lu Xinghe's acting as Sun Wukong to be so good."
"It's much better than when I was an extra for those young hunks yesterday. Those guys only know how to say their lines and recite one, two, three, four.”
"And his looks, tsk…"
"With his looks, it's easy for him to become a popular young hunk in this era of lousy movies…"
Just as Zhao Liying handed Lu Xinghe 13 yuan and took the pork trotter rice,
She was stunned when she saw Lu Xinghe.
"B-boss…why do I find that you look like Joker?”
However, before Lu Xinghe could reply, she concluded,
"Haha, I'm just joking. Our boss of Pork Knuckle Rice has a much higher temperament than this lousy movie king.”
In her opinion,
Even if Lu Xinghe was a lousy director, he was able to invite so many famous A-list actors in our circle to participate in his Journey to the West.
No matter how bad it was, he wouldn't have come to this old and small restaurant to sell pork trotter rice, right?
"How high?" Lu Xinghe took the 13 yuan from Zhao Liying and joked.
Lu Xinghe, who had been criticized for many years, rarely heard a passerby praise him.
He felt a little gratified.
This girl would never have thought that the old boy standing in front of her buying lunch boxes was Joker himself, right?
Inadvertently sizing up Zhao Liying, Lu Xinghe felt that the little girl in front of him was somewhat familiar.
He seemed to have seen it somewhere before?
Lu Xinghe asked,
Zhao Liying, who was not very cultured, thought for a long time and did not know what to say. She looked at the building outside that was neither tall nor short.
Immediately, he had an idea and smiled.
"The boss's temperament is as high as a three-story building.”
"I won't talk to you for now, Boss. I'm busy watching Joker's acting skills.”
"He's not bad as a monkey, but I wonder how he'll fare as Joker…"
Zhao Liying sat at a small wooden table.
As she opened her lunch box and ate it, she watched the live broadcast and started nagging.
"I'm done for ~"
"This is one of the top 10 bad movies in the Sheep's Watch. It definitely won't be good in the future.”
"Tang Sanzang's nonsensical lines from before finally piqued my interest. Tang Sanzang has already committed suicide. I'm afraid there won't be any more classic lines that I can remember on the spot, sob…"
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