Hot search 2:#Godly beast recognizes Chinese characters #
From the second theme clip of the documentary: The center of world civilization was confirmed
He typed a paragraph on the keyboard,[Be it the ancient Egyptian civilization, the thousand-year-old Dragon Kingdom civilization, or the recently unearthed Sanxing Sumer civilization, there is a lot of controversy about who is the center of the world's civilization. However, the following discovery may prove that we are only a branch of a certain civilization.]
Then, the main film began.
"Dumb, I'll call you Dumb from now on, okay?”
In the image, the mythical beast had just removed the bandages on its body. It stood by the pool and looked at the reflection in a daze.
That day was the day that Dumbo officially integrated into the big family.
It was also the day that the Dragon Country officially announced the discovery of the dragon species.
Hearing the name Yang Mi gave it, it turned its head in confusion.
It seemed to have heard him calling out to it.
"It was at this moment that we believed that Dumb was the highest level of primate dragon species! Because it was born to understand what we said.”
" After that, in our daily lives, we became more and more certain of this idea.”
Daily scenes flashed across the screen to prove that the divine beast was born to understand Chinese.
Yang Mi: " Dumb, it's time to change the dressing. Come to Mom and lie down."”
The divine beast nodded, then obediently lay on Yang Mi's legs, squinting comfortably as the doctor helped him apply medicine and change bandages.
Yang Mi: " Dumb, I'm going to sleep."”
A certain little guy jumped into Yang Mi's arms and then returned to his room.
Yang Mi: "Dumb, eat grandma."”
The little guy, who had just learned how to walk, staggered over and stretched out his claws for the pacify.
He missed it. At that time, Dumb was still Boss Yang's anti-fan leader.
Hahaha.
"Dumb, are you hungry?"”
The divine beast nodded.
In the video, Yang Mi hummed "Support" and asked,"Dummy, is Mommy's song good?”
The divine beast nodded.
【？？】
Daizai, which ear of yours could tell that this song was good?
He finally knew why Dumby knew how to hum this song.
Don't be silly, Boss Yang. Don't blame Dumb Old Point for this song. You were the one who taught it the first song.
What song? Why don't you call it out?
I can't play. I'm afraid that it will rush to the rankings again. Once it rushes to the rankings, it will be broadcasted in the streets again. I've really been vomiting recently.
#Yang Mi is stupid, you reap what you sow #
Yang Mi himself also posted a post under the theme of the second clip: @ ZhangYiMou, Director Zhang, why didn't you delete this part? (Covering her face and crying)
Zhang Yimou (Director):@YangMi, next time for sure.
Back to the main film.
" We can't trace the dragon civilization," the voice said." But we believe and are certain that they must have existed in the mythical civilization before the cretaceous civilization. Otherwise, how can you explain the miracles on them?”
"In order to prove this point, we did find some details.”
Everything in the picture.
He had mastered the technique the first time he used chopsticks.
Narrator: " The habit of using chopsticks seems to be carved into its DNA.”
"Of course, this is not enough! It was not until the appearance of this clip that we were sure that the divine beast could read words. It could not only read the words of the Dragon Country!”
The scene changed again.
The surveillance footage was taken 10 days ago, which was the day the recording was filmed.
In a small corner of his life, director Zhang Yimou was using a staff member's tablet to look at the box office information.
This clip was captured by a surveillance camera in the corner.
The mythical beast slowly crawled to the director's side. Finally, it tiptoed and placed its claws on the director's shoulder.
She looked very cute and self-conscious. She didn't care if the person she was picking up was happy or not.
In short, she was very arrogant. She had a silly and cute look on her face that said,"I'm giving you face." This made the netizens laugh.
I don't know why, but when I saw Dumb Walk, I wanted to laugh.
This was also why 400 million people liked to watch daily live broadcasts on their phones every day.
Our director was not angry. He kindly handed the apple he was chewing to the divine beast to share.
In the end, this fellow revealed a look of disdain.
Hahaha, the director might not know that we only eat the freshest fruits, right? According to the breeder, they were all freshly picked from the ground when they were in a daze.
Yes, those that were not available locally would usually be airlifted to the base on the same day.
This look of disdain was right.
I love its unique tsundere physique.
[Daizai: Take that cheap thing in your hand away from me!]
Director Zhang Yimou had gotten used to the tsundere nature of the mythical beast during his days at the base. He chuckled and took a bite of the fruit.
Seeing the Godly Beast looking at his tablet, he asked curiously,"You can understand it?"
The little guy's big eyes looked at the news on the tablet and nodded.
It pointed at the movie reviews and box office growth figures of The Thirteen Beauties of Jinling.
The movie was currently screening.
However, it seemed that the box office earnings of the movie were not ideal.
"Do you know who made this movie?" Zhang Yimou asked casually.”
When the video reached this point, a dense barrage of comments floated past.
high energy ahead
Here comes the famous scene
Director Yimou said in the morning that the divine beast has a mighty figure. The answer is here
Those who have seen it, there is a high energy ahead.
Fast forward to here, I'll kill you
In the video.
In response to the director's question, the mythical beast actually pointed at him.
"You know I filmed it?" Director Zhang was surprised. Did Miss Yang tell you?"
Director Yimou thought that Yang Mi was also concerned about the box office situation, so Dumby often stayed with her and would tell it.
After all, Yang Mi was from the entertainment industry, so it was not strange for him to pay attention to these things.
Unexpectedly, the divine beast shook its head.
He stretched out his paw and pointed at the page on the tablet. There was a column for directors and actors.
And Dumb pointed precisely at a name: Zhang Yimou!
What he meant was,"Isn't it written here?" I know how to read!
At that moment, Director Yimou's pupils dilated and he blurted out in shock,""You, you can read?"
F * ck, is that true?
He really knew how to read?
Really, there would be surprises later if he continued watching!
He rolled his eyes in a daze, revealing an arrogant and disdainful face.
She seemed to think that the director's words were unnecessary, as if it was not surprising that she could read words.
It pointed at the title and shook its head.
"What do you mean by shaking your head?" Director Zhang was puzzled.”
Godly Beast carefully pointed at the rising box office figures and shook his head.
The film had just been released for 20 days, and there were only about 10 days left before it was released.
The box office earnings were over 400 million yuan.
"You mean the box office won't be good?"”
The divine beast nodded.
"It's a little unsatisfactory." Yi Mou was indeed not satisfied with the box office, but he did not show it."You know this?"
The divine beast broke a branch and wrote a set of numbers on the ground. 59227
Then, he walked away.
The netizens were just like the director in the video. Their faces were filled with curiosity.
What did he mean?
Is there anyone who is 18 meters tall who will come out to answer your questions?
If he went online to search for the final box office of this movie, the conversation in this video happened more than 10 days ago, and the Golden Scale Thirteen was only released yesterday. After searching for the total box office, he would come back and say,"F * ck."
#Foolish prediction of the total box office of the Thirteen Golden Scaled Hairpins: 592.27 million #
When the netizens saw this, they went to check the final box office of "The Thirteen Hairpins". The mysterious figure of 59227 shocked them.
Indeed, many people had returned.
F * ck!
F * ck, isn't this too awesome?
Wait a minute, wasn't the main point that Dumb could understand Arabic numbers?
The discovery of this special episode was actually to say that the dragons were born proficient in almost all the major languages of the current world. However, these were the languages that they could learn when they were born, proving that the entire world was just a branch of their civilization!
In the face of its prophecy ability, who would care about this? Forget it, just f * ck it, my scalp is numb!
I had to watch the documentary again, and the numbers were exactly the same.
Zhang Yimou (Director): I stayed there for a few days. When I got home and saw the box office results, I was so shocked that I broke out in a cold sweat. I wasn't afraid that everyone would laugh at me, so I even bought a doll of a mythical beast to worship at home.
Yang Mi: Eh? When I was choosing scripts for the past few days, it came to stir up trouble. In the end, it gave me a few scripts and kept nodding at me. So it really knows how to read?
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