Song Dynasty: Water Margins Wu Song Pointing at the Rivers and Mountains
16 Castrating the Tiger

Lord Mu Zi

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The group of people arrived at Hua Zixu's house. He was a famous eunuch back then and had a lot of money. Hua Zixu's house was very big, much bigger than Minister Zhang's residence.

There were many servants in the Hua family. As soon as they entered the residence, they all bowed enthusiastically to their masters. One look and one could tell that they were all people who wanted to fight for favor.

After all, in this era of scholars, farmers, merchants, and businessmen, these lowly people didn't have the capital to rush to the merchant class. These servants who sold their bodies couldn't afford to go to private school. As for entering the business world, he could forget about it!

Even the working class couldn't do it if they couldn't write or calculate. The working class needed someone who could write and calculate!

Therefore, it was very difficult to make a comeback in this era!

As for farmers, in this era of landlord bureaucrats, in an era without pesticide, fertilizer, and production equipment, it was not easy to be a farmer!

The best job was for the nobles: He could guard the house and be a servant. He might even become a trusted aide.

It was their luck to have the opportunity to enter these powerful and noble families.

Golden Lotus looked at so many servants and couldn't help but envy the Hua couple.

Wu Song, who was holding the tiger, attracted the most attention. Although they were very interested in the tiger, they only watched from afar. They didn't even dare to make a sound.

"Brother Hua, your front yard is so spacious. I think we should let the tiger stay in your front yard. This can also be used to look after your house. With the tiger in front, it was even more masculine!

I heard that where there is a tiger guarding the house, there will be no haze!”

As he said that, Wu Song shot a glance at Li Ping 'er.

"The front yard and the backyard are fine. If Brother Wu thinks it's good to put it in the front yard, then put it in the front yard.”

Wu Song tied the tiger to a big tree in the front yard, then walked to Hua Zixu's side and whispered in his ear.

"Brother Zixu, I have to trouble you to find someone in the palace who knows how to castrate this tiger.”

"Ah!"

" Shh…" Wu Song shushed. Seeing the surprised Hua Zixu, Wu Song hurriedly shushed. She was afraid that he would say it in front of these two women.

He could say such things in front of his wife, Golden Lotus, but he had to be more reserved in front of other women!

Hua Zixu's father was the Emperor's favorite eunuch. He could still pull some strings with artists who knew a little about eunuchs.

Because his father was a eunuch, Hua Zixu's face suddenly turned green and red.

In order to break the awkward atmosphere, Wu Song snorted and said,"Brother Zixu, let the servants get 20 pounds of meat and a bucket of water for this beast.”

"Alright, I will immediately instruct the servants to do it.”Hua Zixu nodded.

"Also, let the servants pour this small bag of sleeping medicine into the water. If this big insect didn't eat this thing to vent its anger, it would really be difficult to deal with when it lost its temper!”

The couple was arranged to stay in a room by the Hua family. After Wu Song and Golden Lotus put down their things, Golden Lotus asked curiously,

"Husband, what did you just say to Master Hua? He was so scared that he panicked.“

"Do you really want to know?" Wu Song smiled as he stepped forward and pinched Golden Lotus 'nose.

Golden Lotus waved her tender hand and pushed away Wu Song's hand that was pinching her nose.""Of course I want to. Husband is full of tricks.”

"Hehehe, your husband is a resourceful person, how can I be a scheming person!”

"You're so resourceful that you can treat me like that at night?”Golden Lotus blushed and lowered her head.

"I, I just feel that it's scheming and bad!”Golden Lotus, who had her head lowered, pouted.

"Hahahaha…It doesn't matter if I tell you. You'll know about it sooner or later anyway.”

Wu Song walked to Golden Lotus 'ear and said,"I asked Master Hua to send someone from the palace to castrate this tiger."”

"Ah!"

Golden Lotus's face instantly turned white and red.

"Husband, husband is bad!"

Wu Song held her hands." A tiger is a big hurt. If it wasn't for the sleeping pills in every meal, would this beast be so honest?" This beast was still growing, so it was best to castrate it now and add some knockout powder to it before raising it as livestock.”

"The tiger hasn't even carried on the family line yet! I was castrated by a bad guy like you.”Golden Lotus broke free from Wu Song's hand and turned around angrily.

Looking at the angry Golden Lotus, Wu Song hurriedly said,""Wifey! Your husband also has his own difficulties!"

"What difficulties do you have? I think it's obvious that the tiger has its difficulties.”

"Hehehe, eunuchs are best castrated from a young age.

Old scoundrels like Wei Zhongxian, who could only enter the palace as a eunuch because of gambling losses, were very rare.

Humans are like this, and so are animals. It's not that your husband is ruthless, but he will suffer this knife sooner or later. It's not too late!”Wu Song explained.

"It's just that the poor cockroach hasn't had sex yet!”Golden Lotus murmured softly.

"Milord, I have poured the hot water for your bath into a bucket.”The door of the outer room was suddenly opened, and two servant girls came in with four buckets of water.

"Alright, pour it in." Wu Song shouted outside.

The night was silent.

In the morning, after the couple washed up, they were invited to breakfast by Hua Zixu and his wife.

The Hua family had risen to fame in the palace, so their family followed the palace and called their breakfast 'morning tea'.

A round table was filled with food. The Hua couple sat at the dining table, waiting for Wu Song and his wife to arrive.

After the formalities, both parties started to get serious.

When the meal was almost finished, Brother Wu looked at the leftovers on the table and said,

"Brother Zixu, among the remaining food in the residence, you can ask the servants to pick up the meat for the tiger to eat. This tiger was like a dog, eating bones and thorns!”

"Hmm, this can save some meat.”Hua Zixu nodded.

Looking at the wealthy Hua family, Wu Song suddenly thought of something.

"By the way, Brother Zixu, you have many connections. Wu Song wants you to help me find out who the main examiner is.”

Upon hearing this, Hua Zixu's face was filled with doubt,""May I know why brother is asking about this?"

The reason why Hua Zixu was so confused was because: Not to mention whether the main examiner would accept the gifts, Wu Song was a poor man, so it was impossible for him to give any generous gifts to the main examiner!

"The art of war is based on the enemy's strategy. This examination cannot cater to the main examiner! If he only knew how to fight and kill, he would not be able to become a general.”Looking at the confused Hua Zixu, Wu Song explained with a smile.

"Brother Wu is really wise! Zixu today, listen to your words, better than ten years of reading books.”

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After breakfast, Wu Song went to the street alone to buy some supplies.

Although the weak Song Dynasty was not good at military affairs, its society was not bad!

The streets in the morning were bustling with noise and excitement. People came and went, and the sound of peddling continued. The weak Song Dynasty was the most prosperous dynasty in ancient times.

There are: overlord Qin, strong Han, strong Sui, prosperous Tang, rich Song, violent Yuan, just Ming, insult Qing said.

"Sir, give me a pear! Fragrant and sweet crispy pears."

Wu Song was shopping when a young man came over with a basket of pears.

"Crisp pears, right?" Wu Song smiled.

"Yes, fragrant and sweet crispy pears.”

As he spoke, the youth stuffed the pear into Wu Song's hand.

"Brother Yun?"

"Hey, hey! How do you know my name?"

The young man looked at Wu Song in confusion,"I don't think I've sold pears to you before, right?"”

"Hahahaha, I know your name from a book.”Wu Song smiled as he took the pear and patted the young man's shoulder with his other hand.

"In the books?"

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