"If you can't do it, I'll seduce a man to borrow a seed for your family. So what? Could it be that you want the Hua family to have no descendants? Don't tell me you want others to laugh at your Hua family?……”Li Ping 'er kept hitting Hua Zixu's back with her small fists.
"Wifey, stop, I'll speak for you!”Hua Zixu said dejectedly.
Monster Li stopped his small fists and started to tidy up Hua Zixu's clothes.""Zi Xu, I'm doing this for the good of the Hua family. If you borrow a seed from the Walker, it will be good for you, me, and everyone else.”
Hua Zixu, who was being tidied up by Li Ping 'er, muttered to himself,""Sigh! Martial practitioners were benevolent and righteous. They did not bully their friends 'wives. They were indeed gentlemen! I, Hua Zixu, didn't befriend him for nothing."
Hearing this, Li Ping 'er spread her hands,""Don't shout like a woman, go and tell the Walker.”
"Alright, alright. I'll go and tell the Walker about this.”Hua Zixu nodded submissively.
"That's right, Zixu. Only if you talk to Walker would he not reject Ping 'er.”
When Hua Zixu arrived at the Martial Palace, beads of sweat rolled down his forehead.
"Brother Walker, I haven't seen you for many days.”The smiling Hua Zixu cupped his hands.
"Zi Xu is here! Hurry up and sit down."
Wu Song was also very enthusiastic when he saw his old friend. After all, Hua Zixu hadn't visited him personally after he moved in.
Hua Zixu sat down and wiped his sweat.""I wonder how Brother Wu's studies are going? There isn't much time left for the exams, Brother Wu must work harder! If he couldn't get in, even if the hidden minister wanted to help his brother, it would be useless!”
"That's right! If you can't get a Jinshi, everything is empty.”Wu Song sighed.
"Yes, yes. After the general exams, we still have to hold the court examinations. This Emperor Huizong is a great writer!”Hua Zixu continued to say these words.
"Yes, yes. Man plans, God disposes. Wu Song can only leave it to fate. "No one can guarantee what kind of lousy questions this literary emperor will come up with…" Wu Song sighed and said.
"Brother, you have to have confidence in yourself!" Hua Zixu said as he stood up.
"Haha, of course."
Hua Zixu stood up and fell silent.
"Why is Zixu standing there? Zixu, Zixu?" Wu Song asked as he looked at the Flower Young Master who was standing there in a daze.
"Nothing, nothing. Zixu will take his leave now.”The Hua gongzi who was about to burst into tears hurriedly ran out of the room.
He couldn't hold it in any longer when he took that step out of the door. Tears kept flowing down!
After leaving the Martial Palace, Hua Zixu found a quiet place and kept slapping himself.
"I'm useless!"
"I'm trash!"
"Why is mine so disappointing!”
Even though Hua Zixu had mustered up his courage, he was still too embarrassed to say it in front of the martial artist!
……
"My lord." Hei Fu took advantage of Wu Song's free time to knock on the door and enter.
"What's wrong, Haifu?"
"Milord, that Ximen Qing slandered Milord on the streets and was taught a lesson by Hei Fu. However, Heifu felt that West Gate would not be content with this!”
After hearing Hei Fu's report, Wu Song stroked his beard and thought for a while.
The men of this era all had beards.
If someone did not have a beard, they would be mistaken for a eunuch!
However, because of the handsomeness of the celebrities in the TV series, they were not allowed to grow beards. Except for Li Kui, Escort Song, and the others!
"Go find a wife for Ximen Qing.”Wu Song said after pondering for a while.
"What? He's already a good-for-nothing. Why would he still find a woman to serve him?”Heifu was puzzled.
"What I mean is, find a vicious woman to control this Ximen Qing!”Wu Song laughed.
"This…this is a good idea." Heifu also laughed. "But who should I look for?"
"Can you go to some chicken yard and get a fierce woman to control him?”Wu Song asked Hei Fu.
"It's too easy for this fellow to get a fierce woman to control him. After all, the beauty of the fierce woman in the chicken yard is there! Why don't we get a witch to control him?"
In Hei Fu's view, even if it was a vicious woman from that kind of place, it was not something that ordinary people could enjoy. Giving it to that Ximen Qing was completely letting him off easy, even if it was used to control, teach, and beat that Ximen Qing.
"Right, Milord, Hei Fu has an idea. In the past, Hei Fu sold pears and was beaten by an old woman. That old woman used to stab people with a wooden stick.”
"Who is Haif talking about? It's actually so fierce?"
Wu Song felt that this dark husband was already dark enough, and that old woman was even darker than him! Thus, he felt strange.
"Not only does this person like to stab people with sticks, but he is also good at pulling bridges and tying strings, acting as a matchmaker, and opening a teahouse that specializes in chatting with those filthy people!”Heifu said slowly.
"You mean Granny Wang?"
Hearing Hei Fu say this, Wu Song immediately guessed who it was.
"Yes, it's Granny Wang, also known as Ganniang Wang.”
When Wu Song thought of the Old Woman Wang in Water Margins and Golden Lotus, he gnashed his teeth in hatred. Now, Hei Fu suggested, To let this old lady who was good at stabbing people with sticks control Ximen Qing, the Walker was happy for a moment.
"Have, I'll leave everything to you.”
Hei Fu received the order and brought a servant and some silver to Granny Wang's teahouse.
"Aiyo, the little official is here!"
When Grandma Wang saw Hei Fu, she changed her usual attitude and greeted him warmly.
"Little official, this old woman heard that you have followed Wu Jie Yuan. In the future, if you become brilliant, please take care of this old woman!”
Granny Wang said as she poured tea for Heifu.
"Godmother Wang, I have a joyous occasion for you.”said Haif like a man.
"Oh, a small official has something good to give me! The old woman was really grateful to the lowly official.”
As she spoke, the very good at fawning Granny Wang actually massaged Heifu's back.
"Mother Wang, Hei Fu wants to marry Lord Ximen to you, what do you think?”
" What?" Grandma Wang's eyes almost popped out of her head.
Grandma Wang, who had been stunned for a long time, said with a bitter face,"Little official, not only is that Ximen Qing now a loner, I heard that his belongings were bitten off by a tiger. What kind of intentions do you have for him to marry me?”
"Hahahaha, even though Mother Wang and Xi Men Qing have lost their belongings, they are still as elegant as ever! Shouldn't you be happy to marry such a talented person?”Heifu, who was sitting on the bench, teased.
"I say, you pear seller, you don't have good intentions! This, this, what kind of thing was this!”Grandma Wang stomped her feet at the side.
Heifu took out a certain amount of silver.”
"You want me to do such a dirty thing with just a silver ingot? Dream on!”Grandma Wang looked at the silver and said with a tilt of her head.
"What about fifty taels?" Haff added his chips.
"Impossible, I'm not the kind of person who would covet money.”Granny Wang waved her sleeves.
"You don't want any face when you're given one. You're almost an ancient person, yet you're still pushing your luck!。”After saying that, Heifu stood up and prepared to leave.
"Brat, who are you scolding?" Granny Wang pulled out her dog baton as usual.
"Old thing, are you tired of living!" The burly man behind Hei Fu stood up and shouted.
Grandma Wang looked at the burly man and immediately threw down her wooden stick." I'm just a small official. Let's talk things out. Let's talk things out. This price…"
Wang Ganniang picked her nose, but she didn't say that the price was too low.
"I'll give you ten more taels. After you marry Ximen Qing, serve him a few sticks every day. If you don't agree, I'll bring people to smash your stupid shop!”Heifu angrily threw the silver on the table.
"Forget it, forget it. This old woman will accept this job. However, for this money, this small official will give a fixed price and add more. In the future, this old woman will definitely serve that Ximen Qing until he doesn't even know his surname!”Granny Wang hugged the silver on the table.
Hei Fu saw that this old woman refused a toast only to drink a forfeit, so he quickly gave the burly man a look. The burly man understood and went forward to snatch the silver back.
"I'll take it, I'll take it. Give me the silver!"
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