……
After breakfast, he walked out of the dining room.
He recalled the way Gou Dan had fled.
Lu Xiaosu only realized it later.
Even though she didn't understand English.
However, her sixth sense told her that something was wrong.
He hesitated for a long time.
Lu Xiaosu could not help but ask,"You're not lying to me, are you?" Was that person really as annoying as you translated?”
"Of course!"
Su Ming nodded his head vigorously. Besides, if you lie, you'll wet the bed."
Lu Xiaosu still did not believe it.
She thought of an idea." Swear that if you lie to me, you won't be able to get a wife when you grow up. You'll be single for the rest of your life!"”
Su Ming was stunned.
Wasn't this too ruthless?
He did not want to be single for the rest of his life.
Su Ming braced himself and changed the topic."I don't agree with your point of view. Personally, I think this spaghetti should be mixed with No. 42 concrete because the length of this screw can easily directly affect the excavator's moment…"
…
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed crazily again.
What the hell? My CPU burned. (Crack)
I understand every sentence, but it's confusing to connect them.
- Spaghetti should be mixed with No. 42 concrete? According to what you said, the fried chicken nuggets need to use 92nd grade gasoline. After all, we can't use an optical lens to detect Sofia…
She asked her questions, and you answered them. It was hilarious!
Haha, this kid is really amazing. With just one sentence, he knows a field. He has some knowledge, but not much!
Those who had read books and those who had not were silent.
Even Einstein had to hand over a cigarette…
…
"Aba, Aba…"
Su Ming was spouting nonsense.
Lu Xiaosu was already confused.
Sneak away ~
While she was still in a daze, Su Ming quickly ran away.
By the time Lu Xiaosu reacted, the little wimp had already disappeared.
Only then did she realize that she might have been played by this little brat again.
"The monk can run away, but the temple can't!”
Lu Xiaosu stormed back to the room and realized that there was no one inside.
However, she was not worried. Anyway, that little brat had no place to stay at night and had to come back.
At that time, he would not let him off.
Lu Xiaosu chose to wait!
…
They fled to a safe area.
After observing for a while, the cameraman from the program team of "Little Man" followed behind.
Su Ming slowed down.
He knew very well.
Whether it was the program team or the audience, what these people wanted to see the most was definitely not to easily pass the month and complete the challenge.
That was why Su Ming decided to go out and exercise.
Besides, he couldn't always rely on Lu Xiaosu.
After all, they had only met by chance.
In the long run, he couldn't stop earning money.
Su Ming pondered.
Why not…set up a stall to guess surnames and earn money from fools like yesterday?
That's right, if he wasn't a fool to spend 20 yuan to get someone to tell him his surname, what was he?
These people were the easiest to earn.
Once he made up his mind, Su Ming went to the square.
Only then did he realize.
The place where he had set up his stall earlier had already been occupied.
A group of people gathered there, and there seemed to be something interesting to watch in the middle.
"Hurry up and take a taxi to my place. There's an original wife beating up a mistress in the square. It's so exciting!”
Someone walked past Su Ming and called his friends.
Hearing this.
Su Ming instantly became excited.
He was most willing to watch this kind of gossip where a mistress's hair was pulled, her clothes were stripped off, and she was thrown on the street.
When he thought of this, Su Ming quickly surrounded them.
What made him anxious was…
There were too many people watching the show.
He tried his best to squeeze his small body in, but he couldn't.
Su Ming was so anxious that he was sweating profusely.
Not being able to earn money was a small matter, but not being able to eat hot melons was a lifetime regret.
Time was tight.
It was a loss to miss a second.
Su Ming had no choice but to use his ultimate move.
He took a deep breath and focused his energy on his dantian. He then shouted,""Uncles and aunties, I can't hold it in anymore. Can anyone lend me some paper?”
…
The audience in the live broadcast room almost burst out laughing.
Pfft! Young man, do you have a social problem?
[(Clenching his fist) He's a ruthless person. He doesn't even care about his face just to watch the show. This reminds me of the time when Han Xin was humiliated. The two things are similar!]
[I'm impressed. I'm eating. I just turned on the live broadcast and heard this sentence. How can I eat?]
What was this? I don't know if you've heard of a delicacy on the small island country, the sh * t feast!
[F * ck, are you serious?]
- Stop it, please, everyone, vomit!
…
Right after Su Ming finished shouting.
The onlookers were all panicking.
Everyone covered their noses and quickly scattered to the sides.
As he retreated, he looked down at his feet, afraid that he would accidentally step on fresh and warm poop.
"Hiss!"
A few people were shocked and subconsciously took a deep breath.
There was clearly no smell, but they had a conditioned reflex and vomited the food they had eaten in the morning.
In less than a few seconds.
A wide path opened up before Su Ming.
Everyone was looking at him.
Su Ming ignored him and walked forward as if nothing had happened.
As long as he didn't feel awkward, others would feel awkward.
However…
He successfully arrived at the front row.
What Su Ming saw was not what he had imagined.
There was only a pitiful woman kneeling on the ground.
……
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