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Lu Xiaosu was a funny live streamer who specialized in shooting videos that had a few edges. He had 300,000 fans.
Traveling.
Wherever she went, she would not forget to turn on her livestream.
Recently, Lu Xiaosu had heard that the joke had caused a craze.
Secret code!
It was said that if you met a child on the road, as long as you sang "I love you walking alone in the dark alley" to him, the other party would not be able to help but continue the sentence, revealing his identity as a primary school student.
Recently, many people on Douyin had taken such videos for fun.
Lu Xiaosu also wanted to give it a try after hearing it.
Coincidentally, she met Su Ming.
"Brothers, there's a child over there. Let's go find him and exchange signals!”
In front of the two thousand people in the live broadcast room, Lu Xiaosu pretended to stop and came to Su Ming's side.
Then he snorted softly,"Love you, walking alone in the dark alley?"”
He had thought that the outcome would be the same as on Diao Yin.
Who knew that this eight-year-old child would only glance at her before turning his head away.
Su Ming had made up his mind.
The most important thing now was to call the police.
The police could solve all problems.
Where was the police station?
Su Ming was planning to use the Little Genius's phone watch to navigate the area.
Then, the " Lonely Hero " at the side started playing again.
"Love you, walking alone in the dark alley?"
At first, Lu Xiaosu thought that the child did not hear him clearly, so he repeated himself.
Su Ming looked at her in confusion.
He looked at Lu Xiaosu's expectant eyes.
He instantly understood what was going on.
The song 'Lone Braveheart' was sung by his classmates every day.
After class, the group of third-year children would be there," I love you for walking alone in the dark alley, I love you for not kneeling, I love you for confronting despair and not crying.”
How old are you? Do you know what love is?
Su Ming's head was about to explode when he heard that.
This time, another person who had watched too many videos and wanted to match the secret code with him.
Do you have a serious illness?
Without even thinking about it, Su Ming blurted out a single word,"Get lost!"
Lu Xiaosu: "!!!"
Su Ming was already in a bad mood, so when he met someone who wanted to be scolded, he did not hold back at all."Excuse me, is your brain kicked by a donkey?”
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In Little Man's live broadcast room, the audience was all amused by this scene!
'F * ck, this young man!'
[Maximum Level Kids] (thumbs up)
This little mouth, as if it was smeared with honey, was really nice to hear.
He used the word 'please' to insult people. It was a little polite, but not much.
[Quick,@ my good brother, let's look at the failure of the secret code.]
…
This time, Lu Xiaosu was speechless.
He looked at the bullet screen in his live broadcast room. It was filled with the words "failed".
Seeing that his fans were laughing at him.
Lu Xiaosu's old face flushed red, and she was a little embarrassed.
I'm an adult. How can I be humiliated by a primary school student?
I'm not convinced. Again!
Hence, she walked up to Su Ming and squatted down. She pretended not to hold a grudge and greeted him warmly,"Little brother, what's your name?"
Lu Xiaosu wanted to use his personal charm to make this little brother realize his mistake and apologize to him.
Who knew that in the next second.
"What does my name have to do with you?"
Su Ming was displeased." Your family owns the road? What's wrong with me shouting twice?"
“？？？”
Lu Xiaosu was confused." Little brother, you misunderstood. I'm asking for your name."”
He thought that after explaining everything, the other party would tell him his name, but who knew that Su Ming would not speak again.
Lu Xiaosu tugged at Su Ming's sleeve." Little brother, why aren't you answering your sister's question?”
Su Ming did not hide the disdain in his eyes. He said seriously,"My mom doesn't let me talk to idiots. Otherwise, I'll be infected and become an idiot.”
Lu Xiaosu: "!!!"
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--(Laughing and crying) My mother doesn't allow me to talk to idiots, 666~
'There's nothing wrong with that. If he's not a fool, then what is he?'
[(Dog Head) Pure intelligence crushing, little miss lost completely.]
With such quick reflexes and a glib tongue, this child would definitely become great in the future!
——【……】
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Lu Xiaosu was rendered speechless by his witty remarks.
He stood rooted to the ground for a long time, not knowing how to retort.
As Su Ming continued to show off, many of the viewers in Little Man's live stream left a deep impression on him.
At the same time.
A few notifications suddenly appeared before Su Ming's eyes.
Popularity 1 1 1 1 1…
Popularity 1 1 1 1 1…
"Detected that the host is currently broadcasting a reality show. The system is activating…"
"Activation successful!"
Soon after, a screen of light appeared in Su Ming's mind.
Name: Su Ming
Popularity 0.20k
Skills unavailable
10,000 popularity points per draw. The current popularity points are insufficient. Please continue to work hard.
Su Ming's small body could not help but shudder!
He had waited for eight years, and the system had finally arrived!
As a transmigrator, Su Ming had always wanted to do something earth-shattering when he was still in his mother's womb.
Unfortunately, not every transmigrator was as good at everything as the novels said.
In his previous life, Su Ming was just an ordinary worker.
In addition, his parents were keeping an eye on him.
Dragging the child's body, he realized that he still couldn't do much.
The only thing he could do was to get first place in every exam.
This ability was limited to those before the sixth grade.
When he entered middle school, Su Ming would have forgotten most of the equations.
But this was good.
With the cheat in my account, my mother no longer has to worry about my studies.
Su Ming instantly became incredibly confident.
However, he suddenly realized something.
"System, did you just say…I'm doing a reality show?”
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