……
The audience seemed to know what Su Ming was talking about.
Therefore, after he blurted out that sentence.
The live broadcast room exploded.
The bullet comments were boiling.
[F * ck, is this something I can listen to without paying?]
[(Covering her mouth and laughing) I didn't expect the streamer to have such an unknown hobby.]
Take care of your body. You can't use that thing every day!
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I'm new here. What are you guys talking about? Why can't I understand a single word?
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…
Lu Xiaosu's face was full of question marks.
"Nonsense!"
Lu Xiaosu's face flushed red and she was furious.""When did I use it every day?"
"I saw you use it last night," Su Ming retorted seriously.”
The audience: " Pfft!!!"
Some otakus who had been single for a long time had nosebleeds.
All of them were excited.
Lu Xiaosu was about to go crazy.
She really didn't know how to explain herself to make the audience believe her.
Seeing this.
Su Ming had no choice but to reveal the correct answer."Idiot, it's an electric toothbrush!"
As soon as he said this.
Everyone was stunned.
"Ah, this…"
Lu Xiaosu was speechless.
Only then did she realize that she had been mistaken.
For a moment, she felt embarrassed.
The bullet screen burst into laughter.
[Good heavens, this little brat…showed off my face again!]
(Clam can't hold back anymore) I didn't expect this answer even if you beat me to death!
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--(guilty conscience) Haha, actually I already knew it was an electric toothbrush, I just didn't say it…
…
"Are you still coming?"
Su Ming smiled innocently.
? Lu Xiaosu gritted his teeth." Continue!"
Su Ming thought about it for a moment.”
The question this time was very simple.
Even so.
However, Lu Xiaosu was very cautious.
After thinking about it again and again, he confirmed that there were no traps inside.
Only then did she carefully give her answer."Daddy."
Su Ming frowned.”
Lu Xiaosu placed both hands by his mouth and shouted,""Daddy!"
"Ay!" Su Ming sighed.
Lu Xiaosu: "???"
The audience in the live broadcast room could no longer laugh.
Taking a deep breath, Lu Xiaosu reacted and picked up his phone.""Today's live broadcast ends here. Next, I'm going to educate the naughty child. The scene might be a little bloody, so I won't show it to you. Good night, everyone!”
Su Ming (smiling brightly):"Well…according to the Law on the Protection of Minors, those who abuse children will be sent to jail.”
A cruel smile hung on Lu Xiaosu's face.""Then call the police!"
Su Ming was speechless.
Please imagine the following scene.
Ten minutes later.
Su Ming lay on the bed and became completely obedient.
Don't ask why she used the word " lie ", because Lu Xiaosu, this crazy woman's way of educating the devilish brat was to pull down his pants and whip his buttocks.
The pitiful Su Ming might have the thoughts of an adult, but his body was no different from that of a normal eight-year-old.
He did not have the strength to fight back at all and had no choice but to beg for mercy.
Only then was he let go.
…
Three in the morning.
Su Ming was still not asleep.
He was hiding under the blanket and playing PUBG.
At this moment.
"Pa!"
Something fell from the table, and the sound woke Lu Xiaosu up from his deep sleep.
She stood up to check and called out,"My cosmetics!"
Lu Xiaosu's sleepiness was instantly gone.
The bottle of cosmetics that had fallen to the ground cost her 2,000 yuan. She could not bear to use it a few times before it fell to the ground and shattered.
Lu Xiaosu's heart was bleeding.
But then she thought, the cosmetics were on the table, how could they fall off for no reason?
Finally.
Lu Xiaosu realized that something was wrong.
She suddenly realized
The room…seemed to be shaking!
" Wake up, it's an earthquake!"
When Lu Xiaosu lifted Su Ming's blanket, she realized that he was playing a game.
Facing an earthquake, this guy's reaction was…
"Oh!"
Su Ming said flatly.
He was still as a mountain while playing games.
Then, he turned on the microphone in the game.
"Everyone, I think there's an earthquake here.”
Teammate 1: Run!"
Teammate 2:" Your life is more important. Stop playing!”
"Don't panic. We'll talk after this round!"”
Teammate 1: Awesome!
Teammate 2:”
…
Lu Xiaosu, who was listening at the side, was dumbfounded.
She suppressed the thought of running away alone and shouted at Su Ming,"Still playing? Do you want to die? If you don't run, I'll run!"
Su Ming had an indifferent look on his face as he said in a relaxed tone,"Why are you running? Isn't it just an earthquake? We're on the fourth floor. There's no need for a small quake to run, but a big quake can't. Instead of wasting time, why don't you let me finish the game?”
Lu Xiaosu fell silent.
For some reason, she felt that what Su Ming said made sense.
Hence, he decided to do it.
Lu Xiaosu also started to show off.
There was no need to panic in the face of an earthquake.
Once the live broadcast started, she put on a beautiful facial mask.
Lu Xiaosu: " Brothers and fans, this is an earthquake. Those who support the streamer to run will have 1 deducted. Those who support not to run will have 2 deducted!”
Fans: "???"
……
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