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A few plates of hotpot.
Fish balls, crab sticks, vegetable noodles.
Having such a meal late at night, the people who ate were sweating profusely and exclaiming in satisfaction.
On a whim.
Lu Xiaosu shouted at the waiter,"Give me a bottle of beer!"”
"I don't recommend drinking," Su Ming advised kindly from the side."Something might happen after drinking."”
This sentence piqued Lu Xiaosu's curiosity.""What will happen?"
"Too much urine."
“？？？”
Lu Xiaosu subconsciously thought of the last time he wet his bed and was discovered by this little wimp.
Her face turned red.
Lu Xiaosu guiltily changed the topic.""Brother, are you here for a vacation?”
"Yes."
The two of them chatted casually.
"You came alone?"
"Of course not. There are my parents and a dog.”
"What about your parents?"
" They forgot about me," Su Ming said casually." I got into a car accident when I went back.”
Lu Xiaosu could not believe her ears.""Your parents were in a car accident, and you're still so calm?”
Su Ming took a bite of his noodles and said with an indifferent expression,"Since ancient times, good people have their own blessings. My parents will definitely be fine.”
Lu Xiaosu was stunned by this answer.
"Biological?"
"Wrong, it's a gift for the phone bill."
"You're really big-hearted!"
"Thank you for the compliment!"
…
After a few glasses of beer.
With less than half a bottle, Lu Xiaosu's head was already starting to go crazy.
"Little brother, where is your hometown?" she asked as she hugged Su Ming.”
Su Ming struggled free from her embrace in disgust."Northeast."
Lu Xiaosu's eyes lit up." I'm going to the northeast for a trip next month. Can you teach me how to greet the locals when I'm in the northeast?"”
"No problem."
Once he heard that, Su Ming put down his chopsticks.
He pondered for a moment.
He smiled and said seriously,""In our northeast, when you meet someone, you don't say hello, but what are you looking at?”
"Pay attention. When you speak, you must raise your neck and look straight at the other party.”
"If they say they're looking at you, then they're also greeting you.”
"At a time like this, just say that you want to try…"
Lu Xiaosu believed it.
"How about I teach you a few more words of Northeastern Chinese?”
Su Ming said 'kindly,'
"In our northeast, when you see an old man, you must call him 'Old Deng'. This way, you will be polite and respectful.”
"'Green Yang', these three words are praising a person with skin as green as jade and a sunny personality.”
"'Mountain cannon' means to describe a handsome man, praising the other party for being handsome.”
"'Tiger Beep' is praising a person for being brave, like a warrior.”
"Oh right, if you have a friend from the northeast who is kind and self-disciplined, you can praise him for being 'kind and lawful'.”
Su Ming went on and on, talking a lot in one breath.
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The Northeastern audience in Lu Xiaosu's live stream was laughing like crazy!
[Hahaha, Su Ming is right. These are all polite words used by us in the northeast!]
- That's right, let me add a few words. When you praise a person for being humorous, you should say to him,'You're really something!'!
(Smiling) When you visit someone else's house during the New Year, you must say: "I've already sent you off as punishment." It meant that he was happy to see you.
- -
- - (thumbs up)
The term 'three whistles and six whistles' referred to a person who was very talented and could play a variety of instruments. (Dog Head)
If you learn these words, you won't have to worry about not having friends in the northeast!
…
Su Ming continued to bluff.
As he spoke, Lu Xiaosu studied diligently.
The big dumb girl firmly believed in these " polite words ".
At this moment.
Su Ming suddenly thought of something and asked coldly,"Do you have a medical insurance card?"
Lu Xiaosu was stunned." Yes, why?"”
Su Ming was only relieved when he was there. He waved his hand and said,"It's okay. I'm just asking. It's fine as long as you have it. Learn what I taught you. You'll be able to use it when you reach the northeast.”
“？？？”
Lu Xiaosu was confused.
"There's more."
" There's a special dish in our northeast," Su Ming added." I strongly recommend that you try it when the time comes."”
"What?"
Lu Xiaosu's curiosity grew.
Su Ming smiled mysteriously.”
Lu Xiaosu was a little confused.”
"You either have long hair but short knowledge.”
"When winter comes, the iron railings in the northeast will be sweet," Su Ming said seriously.”
"Is there such a thing?"
Lu Xiaosu thought it was amazing.”
She was filled with joy and even couldn't wait to find a northeasterner and have a warm conversation with him.
Coincidentally, at this moment.
The conversation of several guests at the next table could be heard.
" What the heck?"" Useless!"" I have a sister."
From the conversation, these people should be from the northeast.
Lu Xiaosu looked around and noticed that one of the boys was quite handsome.
Hence, she had the intention to strike up a conversation.
With the help of the alcohol, Lu Xiaosu stood up and walked to the other party's side.
He greeted her with the "polite language" that he had just learned.
"Hi, Mountain Gun."
The little brother turned around with a surprised expression.
Lu Xiaosu did not realize that something was wrong. Instead, she continued to greet him,""Bi Yang, what are you looking at?"
Su Ming was speechless.
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