……
The photographer took a deep breath.
A normal person would never be able to guess what this little brat was going to say next.
Su Ming kept showing off, causing his scalp to go numb.
If they continued chatting, he would definitely be angered to death.
"Okay, okay, okay. I believe that my glabella is black now and there will be a bloody disaster. If there's nothing else, you should leave quickly!”
The cameraman did not want to say another word to Su Ming.
He just wanted to do his job well.
Yet Su Ming was not in a hurry to leave. Instead, he asked,"In that case, aren't you afraid, uncle?”
"I'm scared, okay?"
"Then quickly ask me if I have any way to break it.”
The photographer had no choice but to ask.
Su Ming nodded.”
"What method?"
"Answer two of my questions first."
"Go ahead."
The photographer agreed.
The first question.
"Uncle, can you take a beating?" Su Ming asked suddenly.”
“？？？”
"What the hell?" The photographer asked with a face full of question marks. Why are you asking?"
"Don't worry about that. I'm just asking if you can take a beating.”
"Erm…Is there a need to ask?”
"Then who can take a beating?" The cameraman was speechless. I'm most afraid of pain."
"If you can't take a beating…then you're in danger.”
Su Ming changed the topic and continued asking,"Then can you run fast?"
The photographer thought for a moment.
"Sometimes fast, sometimes slow."
"What do you mean?"
The photographer explained," I'm slow when I run normally. I'm fast when I'm late for work. I was chased by a dog once. I almost broke the Olympic men's track and field record.”
There was even a hint of smugness in his tone.
When Su Ming saw how proud the cameraman was, he clapped his hands in cooperation."I didn't expect Uncle to be so powerful!”
"Of course. I'm not bragging. When I was young, I also participated in a sprint competition and won second place.”
"You know Almighty Su, right? He was the Asian record holder for the 100m sprint. He was first, but I was barefoot and facing the wind on the day of the race, which slightly affected my performance…"
The photographer spoke frankly.
The more he spoke, the more energetic he became, and his saliva flew everywhere.
Su Ming did not interrupt him. He just stood in front of him and listened to him act cool.
As they chatted and laughed.
The familiar figure he had been waiting for finally appeared.
He was slowly walking over…
…
In the live broadcast room.
The audience burst into laughter.
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[66666 ~ How dare you say that you didn't brag?]
[God Su: Who is this person?] I don't know him. Tell him to brag and don't bring me along.
[To be reasonable, I give full marks for this pretentious act!] It was impeccable! (thumbs up)
It was a pity that such a boastful person was a small photographer here. It was a waste of talent not to bring glory to the country.
…
Finally.
The photographer felt his mouth go dry and stopped.
"Are you done?" Su Ming looked at him with a faint smile.”
"I'm done."
The photographer added," But if you haven't heard enough, I can tell you more. When I was thirteen, I had a premonition of a car accident, so I sprinted a hundred meters away and saved an eighty-year-old grandmother.”
As he spoke, he was about to continue.
Su Ming quickly stopped her." It's better if you don't say anything. I advise you to run, or it'll be too late."”
The photographer was stunned.
"Why should I run?" he asked subconsciously.”
"If you don't run, you'll be beaten up!"
"Get beaten up?"
The cameraman still did not understand what Su Ming meant."What beating? Why would I get beaten up for no reason?"
For his sake, Su Ming kindly reminded him,"Think about it carefully. Have you offended anyone recently?”
"No!"
"I'm an honest person by nature, and I never do anything that offends people!" the photographer said confidently.”
Seeing how stubborn he was.
Su Ming did not bother wasting his breath." In any case, I've already told you the way to avoid the disaster of blood. Whether you run or not is your business. Don't blame me when the time comes."”
Su Ming decided to leave after he said that.
After all, the following scene would be too cruel and not suitable for children.
At this moment.
The cameraman was still in a daze.
"Little friend, make yourself clear before you leave!”
He had just finished his last word.
At this moment.
The cameraman suddenly felt a large hand firmly on his shoulder.
Immediately after.
A gloomy voice sounded behind him.
"Thief, grandpa has finally found you!”
The photographer turned around and looked at the unfamiliar man behind him with a blank expression.
"Who are you?"
The voice sounded familiar, but he did not know this person.
"You don't recognize me so quickly?"
"Tell me, does my tissue smell good?" the strange man asked sarcastically.”
"F * ck!"
The photographer suddenly thought of something and blurted out,"You are…"
The stranger gritted his teeth and said,"I'm the one you tricked!"”
In an instant.
The cameraman's expression became extremely terrified.
"Brother, listen to me…This is not what you think…"
He stammered.
Wronged Son Number Two rolled up his sleeves and shook his fist."Alright, I'll listen to your explanation.”
His stomach was puffed up for a long time.
The photographer braced himself and tried to come up with an excuse."The explanation is…the one who tricked you is my twin brother, and I'm his younger brother. Um…I don't know if you'll believe me if I say that?”
Before he could finish his sentence.
"I believe your grandpa!"
Wronged Son Number Two threw a punch at him."If I didn't beat you up today, you wouldn't know why the flowers are so red!”
The cameraman (wailing):"Don't hit my face!”
…
Witnessing this scene.
Su Ming sighed.
"Sigh, if I had known this would happen, I wouldn't have done it in the first place! You still have to act according to your conscience."
In the live broadcast room,[(Covering his face) Although the cameraman is in a very miserable state, why does he want to laugh?] No, I can't hold it in anymore. Hahahaha!!!”
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