……
"Does the paper smell good?"
"It's alright…"
"F * ck your sister!"
…
The cameraman was beaten black and blue.
Even so, he did not forget to protect the camera that was used to record Su Ming.
Su Ming, who had been watching the battle for a long time, came to his rescue out of kindness.
"The police are here!" he shouted.”
Hearing this.
The second victim was forced to stop. He left a vicious sentence and left in a hurry.
The cameraman covered his right eye, which had been beaten into a panda, and looked around."Where are the police? You have to help me!"
However, after searching for a long time, he still could not find the shadow of the police.
"I lied to him. There's no police at all.”
"I told you to run, but you didn't believe me. Now you're in trouble, aren't you?" Su Ming asked from the side.”
The cameraman grimaced in pain.”
Su Ming covered his mouth and laughed secretly.”
Even though he was reluctant, the photographer had to admit,""Correct."
"Then I'll let you broaden your horizons."
Su Ming looked at him with a smile and said confidently,"If I'm not wrong, you're wearing red underwear today.”
"F * ck!"
The photographer was shocked.
He opened his mouth wide and had an incredulous expression on his face."Don't tell me…you know x-ray vision?"
The photographer was almost bewitched, unable to differentiate between reality and illusion.
"Do you want to know?"
The photographer nodded frantically.
Su Ming beckoned at him.
The photographer leaned over nervously and lowered his ears.
Su Ming lowered his voice and said solemnly,"The zipper on your pants is open!"
The photographer was speechless.
The audience: " Pfft!!!"
…
The sky gradually darkened.
After a busy day.
Su Ming had earned a lot of money, and he had originally planned to go back and show off to Lu Xiaosu.
Who knew that when he returned to the hotel, he would find out.
That woman actually checked out and left!
He didn't even greet her.
Su Ming might have some money now.
However, because he did not have an ID card, the hotel did not allow him to check in at all.
Su Ming had no choice but to be chased out by the staff.
He sat on the curb.
Su Ming started considering the problem of accommodation.
As time passed, the temperature dropped.
Su Ming was only wearing half a sleeve, and he felt a slight chill.
He could not help but curl up.
In the dark.
The cameraman stood at his post with panda eyes.
The viewers in the live broadcast room typed the word "dedicated" on the bullet screen.
At this moment.
A young lady with a guitar on her back passed by.
Su Ming, who was curled up in a pitiful manner, attracted the young lady's attention.
Her long black hair cascaded down to her shoulders. Her eyes were bright and filled with curiosity.
His lips moved as if he was hesitating.
After a moment, the young lady said,""Little friend, what's wrong?"
Su Ming lifted his head.
When he saw her, he thought of something.
Thus, she immediately pretended to be at a loss and replied," It's dark. I don't dare to go home alone…"
As she spoke, she covered her eyes with her hands as if she was about to cry.
Seeing this.
The young lady immediately squatted down and comforted him,"Don't cry, don't cry."
As she spoke, she magically took out a White Rabbit Creamy Candy from her pocket.
She peeled it and fed it to Su Ming.
"Little friend, do you know the way home?”
"I know."
"Shall I send you home?"
The young lady was very warm-hearted.
A hint of a smile as if his scheme had succeeded appeared on Su Ming's lips."Alright."
…
An adult and a child walked on the road.
In order not to make Su Ming feel afraid, the young lady took the initiative to chat with him.
"Little friend, what's your name?”
"Su Ming, what about you, sister?"
"My surname is Ji. When my mother gave birth to me, she loved to eat pears, so she named me Ji Li.”
Ji Li introduced herself.
Hearing this story.
Su Ming immediately added," Sister, your name reminds me of someone. I have a classmate in my class. His surname is Liu. When his mother was pregnant with him, she liked to eat mangoes…"
"So your classmate is called a hooligan?" Ji Li blurted out subconsciously.”
Su Ming shook his head." Of course not. His name is Liu Ergou.”
"But what does this have to do with his mother liking to eat mangoes?”
"Yes!"
Su Ming explained," At that time, my classmate's family was poor. He did not have the money to buy so many mangoes, so he sold the two dogs in his house. To commemorate the contributions of those two dogs, he was named Liu Ergou.”
Ji Li was speechless.
…
The photographer followed behind them.
Su Ming's words reached the ears of the audience without missing a single word.
Everyone laughed.
Good heavens, this name is good!
Since ancient times, it has been easy to raise a lowly reputation.
Brothers, my father's surname is Ma. When I was born, there was a cloud floating in the sky. Guess what my name is?
- -
Wrong guess, my name is Ma Niubi!
Why?
Because he dared to eat sh * t, three pounds a day. (Dog Head)
…
On the other side.
Through their conversation, Su Ming learned about Ji Li's profession. She was an amateur singer who liked to sing and made a living by selling her songs.
This class was very unstable, and they often had to go hungry and full.
Sometimes, she would even be teased.
However, at the mention of singing, the young lady's eyes lit up.
The two of them walked for a long time.
With Su Ming leading the way, they soon arrived at their destination.
…A barbecue stall.
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