Where was this place?
Wasn't I pooping just now? Why did the scene suddenly change?
Snow fell like goose feathers, and the north wind howled, freezing a thousand miles of land.
"Aiya, it's so cold!"
Wang Qiang couldn't help but shiver. His naked butt felt like it was soaked in ice water. It was too cold.
He quickly wanted to wipe his butt and pull up his pants, but his hand involuntarily reached to the side. In the end, he was stunned. This was the wilderness, and the toilet paper on the wall shelf was already air. He reached out and touched it.
How do I wipe my butt?
No paper?
He looked around. There was not even a single plant within a hundred meters. It was all white.
"Ah!"
He had the urge to go crazy. Why was he pooping in his own bathroom when he closed his eyes and suddenly came to this barren land?
Could it be that I transmigrated? It can't be, right? Didn't transmigration usually lead to a warm and fragrant princess room or a luxurious golden emperor couch? Why was I here?
However, this was definitely transmigration because this was not a dream. How could a dream feel so real? He could even feel that he had not pooped clean and that his stomach was still hurting.
"Hu…"
The northern wind whistled and blew on his buttocks. It was as if countless extremely sharp ice blades were cutting his buttocks. It was too cold, and even too painful.
'No, don't think too much about it now. I have to wipe my butt, pull up my pants, and find a place to hide from the wind and snow. Otherwise, I'll be frozen into ice in the next moment.'
He looked at the sharp object protruding from the snow. It was the only stone that could be picked up nearby.
Then, he endured the cold and pulled up his pants. Countless drops of virgin tears fell from his eyes. In the end, he even felt that his private part had frozen.
[Warning: You have 98% HP remaining.]
[Warning: You have 96% HP remaining.]
[Warning: You have 94% HP remaining.]
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[Warning: You have 74% HP remaining.]
What was that sound?
Wang Qiang hid under a huge rock. The huge rock could just block the wind and snow for him, but it could only block half of his body. The remaining half of his body was still ravaged by the wind and snow.
Warning sounds kept ringing in his head. He was very puzzled. Who was speaking to him? Could it be that a system had been implanted in his head and kept warning him?
[Warning: You have 70% HP remaining.]
He listened to the system's warning. As the sound rang out, he felt that his body's condition was getting worse.
His limbs were already numb from the cold, and his mouth was so cold that it hurt when he opened it. Even his limbs felt stiff.
Did the system tell him that his HP was gradually decreasing? If this continued, he would freeze to death.
It should be. The system had detected that his physical condition was very bad and was notifying him.
[Warning: You have 64% HP remaining.]
F * ck, it's true. If this continues, we're really done for!
I, Wang Qiang, a dignified top student of Nanjing University, am going to be buried in this wilderness!
Damn it, I'm still a virgin. Am I going to die young?
He didn't even manage to get a single beauty, and he was going to die before he even got a chance?
What to do, what to do?
I want to live, I want to live, I definitely can't die in this barren land.
Right now, it's freezing. Oh right, Sir, turn on the fire and get some warmth. Let's solve the problem of warmth first.
I'm really a genius. Under such circumstances, I actually know how to start a fire to keep warm!
Yes, he is indeed a top student of our Great Xia Kingdom!
Wang Qiang took action. He saw a withered tree behind the rock. He ran over while trembling. He carried a head of snow and pulled five branches to run under the rock.
The next step was to start a fire.
He touched his pants pocket. There was no lighter!
Matches, needless to say, he didn't have any!
What the f * ck? Why am I not a smoking person? I carry a lighter with me everywhere. Sigh!
Now, Wang Qiang was even annoyed that he had always been a good student since he was young. He had never done anything that a man wanted to do.
'Forget it, I'll just drill wood to make fire. Didn't the monkeys in ancient times start a fire like this? I'm at least stronger than them.'
Wang Qiang broke a thin stick and rubbed it against a thick stick.
Rubbing, rubbing,
They rubbed against the smooth ground.
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Rubbing, rubbing,
I beat myself.
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He sang " My Skate Shoes " and rubbed the wooden stick vigorously.
His eyes shone with hope, and his actions were filled with the joy of diligence.
He thought that after a moment, thick smoke would rise, and then the firefly light would light up.
Finally, he said,"F * ck you!"”He threw the wooden stick aside.
His hand was burning with pain, but there was no smoke on the wooden stick.
"F * ck, books are all lies. Which brainless professor would write drilling wood to start a fire into the textbook? Tell me, can you drill wood to start a fire? Ah, have you practiced it? You…You're a pile of f * cking dog shit!”
Wang Qiang was so angry that he was out of breath. He panted heavily.
Congratulations, HP increased by 36%, HP reached 100%.
The system notification sounded in his mind. His eyes lit up when he heard the increase in his health points. Although he did not succeed in starting a fire by drilling wood, the exercise increased his body heat and warmed his body.
However, this was not a long-term solution. The snow was flying everywhere, and thousands of miles of ice were frozen. There was not even a furry animal in sight. What were they going to eat? Were they going to starve to death here?
He frowned and sighed bitterly at fate.
Congratulations, host. This is the first time you have obtained 100% HP in the Canglan Continent. The system has rewarded you with 1% HP. Your HP is now 101%. The increase of your HP indicates the increase of your lifespan. Originally, your lifespan was 18 years, 5 months and 2 days. Now, your lifespan has reached 19 years and 1 day. As long as you keep moving in this world, your HP will increase, and your lifespan will also increase.
Just as Wang Qiang was at his wit's end, a series of notifications sounded from the system.
Wang Qiang was dumbfounded when he heard that. What did he mean by a lifespan of 18 years, five months and two days? What did he mean by 19 years and one day?
I, Wang Qiang, have just celebrated my 18th birthday for less than half a year. Could it be that I'm going to die prematurely and be taken away by the Black and White Ghosts?
Thinking that he was only 18 years old for less than half a year, his entire body trembled. Wasn't it just five months and two days after his birthday?
Did he just die?
The Black and White Impermanence had brought his soul to the Canglan Continent?
Can someone die from taking a shit in the toilet?
F * ck, is this world so f * cked up?
He was pulling his hair and going crazy.
"Gulp gulp…"
His stomach was bulging. He let go of his hair and slowly looked at his stomach.
His belly had become a half-deflated balloon, and his black singlet was fluttering in the wind.
"F * ck, if I knew this would happen, I would have finished my meal before taking a dump. I would have come to this world after I was full. Even if I had to suffocate to death, I would have eaten my meal and pooped my pants!”
When it was time to eat, he rushed to the toilet. He was thinking about the sumptuous dishes on the table. Chicken drumsticks, pig trotters, ham sausages, fish...
That was what he wanted to eat today!
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