Zeng Xiaoxian sighed sadly and patted Zhanbo, who was frightened.
Hu Yifei really couldn't stand it anymore. She helped Lu Zhanbo out of the predicament and said," Hey, do you guys have to make a fuss?”
Lu Zhanbo jumped up excitedly and gestured." Of course I have to find out. My favorite aunt moved from Narnia to a mental hospital. I wrote to her when I was young, waiting for her to bring me along!”
A strange image popped up in Zeng Xiaoxian's mind-Zeng Xiaoxian was wearing a white coat and looked like the host of a TV show.
He started exaggerating." Narnia Sanatorium. One shot is effective, no worries, no restlessness, and early sleep. 20% discount for guests and less money. During the national promotion period, the breaking price is only 998!”
Just like the TV shopping guide program, when the host announced the so-called explosive price, the screen used a special effect to print out the numbers." You will be admitted to the hospital immediately, and you will also be given an eight-star and eight-arrow diamond-studded kitchen knife." Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly pulled out a glittering diamond-studded kitchen knife, and the screen shook.
"Narnia Sanatorium, the effect is good!”Zeng Xiaoxian took out a golden cane with a thumbs up in his right hand. Of course, the caption at the bottom of the screen read: " Narnia Sanatorium, National Toll-free Service Hotline 500-199-1999.”
Lu Zhanbo sat listlessly on the sofa beside Yu Bai. Then, he said weakly," I still can't accept it. Why is my aunt in the mental hospital?”
Hu Yifei began to comfort Zhanbo." Silly girl, I thought you would understand when you grew up. Think about it, when I was young, every time my aunt came to visit, my father would happily announce that your favorite aunt was here. Go downstairs and welcome her!”
"But then, every time Auntie came, Daddy would say that Auntie was coming! Hurry up and get rid of those knives that can hurt people. In the end, every time Auntie came, Dad would say,"Auntie is coming, everyone should run for their lives!" Don't you remember?"
"I don't remember anything from when I was young," Lu Zhanbo said blankly.”
"Zhanbo, this is very normal. I don't really remember what happened when I was young.”Yu Bai also comforted her.
Yu Bai's inner world: Alright, I'll be honest. The main reason is that I'm afraid that Zhanbo will ask for leave from me tomorrow. This way, the progress of the company's project will be delayed by a few days. After all, a computer genius like Zhanbo can be used as ten people. Usually, the entire team will be busy for more than half a month. Zhanbo alone can solve the problem in half a day. This is not a little progress.
"The brain tissue that is caused by schizophrenia will become a sponge, which will lead to slow memory loss.”Zeng Xiaoxian added.
Lu Zhanbo grabbed the sofa and said," I knew it. I always forget important things."”
"Brother, I guarantee that you're 100% normal." Hu Yifei tried to persuade him helplessly.”
Yu Bai also tried to persuade him," Yeah, Zhanbo, how could a person with a screw loose get into one of the top ten universities in the world and even skip a grade to get a master's degree?”
Zeng Xiaoxian quickly added,"So far."”
"Teacher Zeng, can you stop?”Yu Bai expressed that he was going crazy.
Lu Zhanbo muttered to himself," I would start doing push-ups non-stop, or move the parking space endlessly. Last night, I imagined myself turning into a white fox running in the rain. Do you think there's really something wrong with me?"”
Hu Yifei heard Lu Zhanbo's muttering and said,"Alright!" Fifty percent."
Zeng Xiaoxian read a book and asked Lu Zhanbo," Hey, do you have any spiritual sustenance or self-relaxation activities?"”
Zhanbo blinked sadly." I've been listening to your radio program 'Your Moon, My Heart' every day recently.”
Zeng Xiaoxian was very proud.
Yu Bai instantly stood up." How can Zhanbo listen to this program? Do you know that Teacher Zeng's program has the title of code destroyer among you programmers? Every programmer who listened to Teacher Zeng's program would fall asleep within ten minutes. When they woke up the next day, they didn't know what they were doing while leaning on the keyboard. Almost everyone chose to delete all the previous codes and rewrite them.”
"D * mn, Zeng Xiaoxian, your program is so powerful.”Lu Zhanbo was also surprised.
"Yeah, Zhanbo. According to incomplete statistics, Teacher Zeng's program had delayed the development of the internet for at least a year. You have to know that things like the Internet might be popular one second but become obsolete the next.”
" No way, I actually did so much…" Zeng Xiaoxian also felt incredulous.
"Oh right, Teacher Zeng, let me reveal something to you. According to my company's statistics on the audience of your program, 60% of them are insomniacs, 20% are people who work overtime, and 10% are people who have nothing to do. The last 10%, uh, my employees told me that it came from a mental hospital or a sanatorium.
Therefore, Teacher Zeng, there was a reason why the program was always at the bottom and did not receive any sponsorship. You fell asleep after listening to your program for less than ten minutes. Where did the people in your interaction segment come from? Besides, what kind of advertisement can a late-night program like yours put up? It was just some sleeping pill advertisements, but they had already cut off their source of income. How could they invest?”
Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless.
When Hu Yifei heard Lu Zhanbo and Yu Bai's words, she stood up as if a switch had been triggered. The biggest abnormality before her aunt's illness was that she listened to this program crazily!”
Zhanbo gasped.
Zeng Xiaoxian protested vehemently,"Hey, your aunt had my show back then?"”
Hu Yifei argued," It's just that at that time, this stupid program wasn't called this stupid name yet, and the host was another stupid guy--The good man is me. My name is Zhang Xiaobin, ha--" Hu Yifei laughed at herself.
Zeng Xiaoxian stood up slowly and was about to flare up, but Zhanbo rushed out of the door and pulled Yu Bai.
"Where are you going?" Hu Yifei asked.”
Zhanbo didn't even look back. He walked out in a daze." Which hospital is Auntie staying at?" I want to see her."
Zhanbo's expression was extremely sad, as if he was about to cry. Yifei could not bear to see it, but before she could continue to explain, Zhanbo turned around and asked without thinking," Do you think I can still be saved?"”Yifei choked and felt like she was mentally ill.
"If it's not Zhanbo, then why are you pulling me?”
"Yu Bai, I'm afraid. I'm afraid I don't know how to face Auntie. I can only drag you along." Lu Zhanba pulled Yu Bai down the stairs in a hurry.
"Zhanbo, let go. Let me tell you, I'm a straight man.”In the elevator, Yu Bai had asked Lu Zhanbo to let go, but Lu Zhanbo held onto Yu Bai's arm tightly and refused to let go.
"Zhanbo, don't do this again. Do you believe that I will deduct your bonus for this month?”
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