"This listener, no one will always be lucky, and no one will always be unlucky. Zeng Xiaoxian was still full of confidence, ready to enlighten the audience with his theory, but before he could finish, the other end of the phone interrupted anxiously.
"You don't know, but I ate sesame seed cakes and got beer caps, ate chaos and got mothballs, swatted flies on nails, went to Green Pine Temple to burn incense, and dropped my phone in the merit box.”As Zeng Xiaoxian listened, he pinched the Qingming acupoint at the root of his nose, feeling at a loss for what to do about the other party's bizarre encounter.
" Well, you..." Zeng Xiaoxian tried to find some words to comfort her, but the other end of the phone didn't seem to have any intention of stopping.
"That's nothing. I heard your story just now. I also want to know if the person living next door is my other half.”
"Very good. Take the first step bravely. You will have unexpected gains.”Zeng Xiaoxian thought that he had finally found an entry point.
"So I just made a hole in that wall, and guess who I saw?”
"Your other half?" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't believe it himself.
"I saw the property management and security guards!"
"Dear listener, before you decide to smash the wall, please confirm if it is a bearing wall.”
The few people who heard this were dumbfounded.
"D * mn, that audience member just now was too unlucky.”Lu Zhanbo felt a lingering fear after hearing that.
" Yes, yes." Lin Wanyu agreed.
……
Old Liu drove the car into a residential area. As soon as he entered the door, he heard a burst of music.
"No way! Big Sister made such a grand welcome for us.”
"Well, maybe not. Maybe they think we're the bride and groom.”Yu Bai said.
At this moment, the sound of firecrackers could be heard. Is this wedding a combination of Chinese and Western? He had quite an idea. I'll do the same when my son gets married in the future.”
“……”
"Then, Chairman Yu, if there's nothing else, I'll leave first.”
"Alright then! You can go."
Lin Wanyu got out of the car and said to Yu Bai," Wow, it's so grand!”
Lu Zhanbo asked,"Why is everyone looking at us?"”
Yu Bai said," They seem to think of us as the bride and groom.”
At this moment, Hu Yifei shouted," Zhanbo, Little White.”
Lu Zhanbo said," Sister."
Yu Bai "Sister Fei"
Hu Yifei walked up to Yu Bai and said,"Not bad, you're quite sensible!" But why are you so late?”
"Um, Yifei, can you give me some face? I'm also…"
Hu Yifei looked at Yu Bai. On account of you letting Zhanbo come back this time. I'll at least give you some face in the future."
Yu Bai was speechless.
Lu Zhanbo said," It's a long story. We'll talk about it later." He pointed at Lin Wanyu and said," This is my friend Wanyu."”
Yifei heard that Zhanbo actually brought a girl back. He immediately forgot about the previous topic. This was the first time Zhanbo had brought a girl home in so many years. He thought about how his pig finally knew how to eat cabbage. Was there anything more important than this?
Hu Yifei introduced herself to Lin Wanyu enthusiastically." Hello, I'm Zhanbo's sister, Hu Yifei.”
Hello! I'm Zeng Xiaoxian."
Xiao Xian was about to shake his hand when Yifei slapped his hand back.”
"Wow, is it really you? Zeng Xiaoxian, Teacher Zeng!" Lu Zhanbo asked in disbelief," We're really attending the same wedding!”
"How do you know me?" Zeng Xiaoxian was excited.
Zeng Xiaoxian thought to himself, Look, look, look. Hu Yifei, take a good look. Your brother has only returned to the country for a short while, and he's already listening to my show. Looking at the situation now, he must have been conquered by my Brother Xian's charm.
"Yes, yes. You're really amazing. You don't know that Zhanbo and I listened to your program for less than five minutes. I fell asleep." Lin Wanyu said innocently.
"Uh, hahaha." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed awkwardly.
Hu Yifei couldn't help but laugh at Zeng Xiaoxian.
"Yifei, let's catch up later. If you don't control yourself, I'm afraid this wedding will be ruined.”Yu Bai kindly reminded.
"It's all your fault. You b * tch ruined the wedding I planned so well.”Hu Yifei complained as she walked up the stage with Zeng Xiaoxian.
" Everyone, I was just joking with you. Our bride and groom are about to arrive. I can feel everyone's blessings for the newlyweds at this wonderful moment..." Zeng Xiaoxian then told everyone about the change in the name of the apartment and the halving of the rent.
At this moment, Lin Wanyu shouted," Look, the bride and groom are here.”
Hu Yifei, who was standing next to Yu Bai, took the walkie-talkie and said,"Start the music, start the lights, and start everything that needs to be started."”
At this moment, the legendary Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu walked over leisurely on the red carpet. Lin Wanyu looked at Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu and laughed as she cried.
Yu Bai handed the tissue to Lin Wanyu and thought, Why are you crying? How are you touched?"
Lu Zhanbo said to Lin Wanyu,"Do you know them?"”
Lin Wanyu shook her head.
At this moment, Lu Ziqiao walked onto the stage and said," I am very honored to be able to bring the two newlyweds here to receive God's blessing and become husband and wife. However, I am very sorry. This may be the last time I will perform this duty. I may not be able to be a priest anymore because in this place full of love, I cannot stop my emotions. The summoning of me was accidental, absolutely accidental, very accidental, too accidental. In this apartment, I just found the person I have been looking for my entire life. She's my Mika."
Yu Bai watched this farce from below the stage, although he knew that such a shocking scene would happen. However, he still broke out in a cold sweat as he watched. He silently mourned for Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu.
Finally, the two of them finished their formalities. Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu were walking down the stage when Hu Yifei walked up to the stage and said," Bride and groom, please wait a moment. The landlord said that he can give you a wish. What is your wish?"”
The groom took the bride's hand and said," Thank you, everyone. My wife and I have lived in this apartment for five years... So, our wish is--from today on, our apartment will be called--iPartment. What do you think?”
Lin Wanyu shouted," Okay!"
"Alright!"
Yu Bai said,"How is it?" I told you I know iPartment.”
"Yes, yes, yes." Lin Wanyu nodded.
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