I told you to go fishing, but you caught a nuclear bomb?
23 : Brother Su, are you thirsty?

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Su Dong felt that he was innocent. He was clearly a victim, so how did he become the god of plague?

Among the crowd of fishers, someone shouted,

"Almighty Su, can't I call you Almighty Su? Our lake is so small that it can't accommodate a god like you. Why don't you go somewhere else to fish?”

As soon as these words were spoken, the people who said it followed.

"Yes, yes. Although this lake is small, there have been fishermen almost every moment in the past twenty years. It's impossible for anyone to bury their bodies here.”

"It's true. This place is full of insects and snakes. I even caught a water snake two hours ago. If I was accidentally bitten, it would be a disaster. It's not that we don't want you to fish, but this place is too dangerous.”

"Su Dong, I know a good fishing spot. There are plenty of fish and water there, and there's even professional service.”

"It's true, brother. It's not that we don't welcome you, but it's just that ordinary people like us really don't want to see a corpse. I watched your battle record last night, and I was woken up by a scare three times in my dreams.”

"Yeah, yeah, it's really not that we're targeting you. How about this, brother? Leave your contact information. I'll treat you tonight. Let's have a good drink and apologize to you, okay?”

Su Dong was speechless.

Cai Kun was speechless.

In the past, he had only seen how the people around him treated the God of Plagues on television. Who knew that he would experience it personally today?

The faces of the people in the live broadcast room turned numb from laughing.

"Puhahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! I knew it, I knew it! Who would want to see a corpse? People from nearby must have come to such a place to fish. No one wanted a murder to happen near their home.”

"Su Dong, what do you mean by the true God of Plagues descending into the world! (Tactical Fadeback)"

"Actually, it's quite normal. If it were me, I would have left if Su Dong didn't leave.”

"Take a photo, take a photo. Such a fun video will definitely get a lot of views on Bilibili.”

"Tsk tsk, I saw the video on Bilibili and specially came to watch the live broadcast. To be honest, I just want to know if the host can catch another corpse today.”

"You won't believe me if I tell you, but Su Dong is on Weibo's hot search again. The hot search is about whether Su Dong will be able to catch another corpse today. There are actually one-third of people who think that he will be able to catch another corpse.”

"Hahahahaha, this is not the most ridiculous thing. I know of an online casino that has placed Su Dong's fishing on the gambling table. There are 1069 people who bet on not catching a corpse, 5320 people who bet on catching a corpse, 2093 people who bet on catching two corpses, 3126 people who bet on catching three corpses, 561 people who bet on catching more than three corpses, and 23 people who bet on Su Dong catching a fish. I'm dying of laughter. The casino actually knows how to keep up with the times.”

"F * ck, brother above, why are there so many people who want to buy Su Keng to catch a corpse? This is too exaggerated."

"It can't be helped. The odds of catching a corpse are high. You might not believe it, but a casino is a place that believes in science the most. According to the theory of probability, the probability of catching a corpse is too small, so the odds are very high. Even though Su Dong has already caught three corpses, the probability is still very low.”

"The probability is low, yet you still want to buy it?"

"If the odds are low, then buy it. If the odds are high, then take a gamble and turn a bicycle into a motorcycle. Who do you think betting on dogs is? Most of the people who bet on dogs owed a few or a dozen, or even more than a hundred. Almost all of these people wanted to win back the money they lost in one round. Of course, they would choose the one with the highest odds.”

"Gambling dogs will die a horrible death! My dad borrowed 100,000 yuan from a dog gambling den, and now he's gone!”

" Hahahaha, did you guys notice that only 23 people bet on Su Dongyuan catching a fish? Even the gambling dogs didn't believe that Su Dongyuan caught a fish. I'm dying of laughter.”

"Stop messing around with the bullet comments. Let's not talk about this anymore. What if the live broadcast room is blocked?”

The live broadcast room was in a mess, and Su Dong at the lake was not feeling well either.

However, it was not a big problem. Due to the increase of three points in Intelligence, Su Dong's mind was extremely clear. Immediately, he thought of a way to break out of this situation.

He looked at everyone and suddenly asked a question,

"Yesterday, when I caught the corpse, three people at Yishui River did a live broadcast of the corpse. Do you know why they did the live broadcast that day?”

Everyone: "????"

Everyone was at a loss. What did this have to do with fishing?

The young man who was approaching subconsciously asked,""Why?"

Su Dong extended five fingers and said seriously,

"Fifty thousand! In just one day, they had earned an average of 50,000 yuan each! This number would only increase, not decrease!”

"That day, the three of them didn't watch anything. They just streamed live, looking for all kinds of angles, taking pictures of corpses, taking pictures of the water, and explaining the scene to the audience in the livestream room. Then, they earned 50,000 yuan.”

The breathing of the nearby fishermen began to quicken. 50,000 yuan was enough to cover their income for half a year.

Most of the people who came here to fish were not rich people. In the wilderness, all kinds of poisonous snakes ran around and they had to feed mosquitoes. Rich people would not come to such a place.

Those who came to fish were either working class or middle-class. In short, 50,000 yuan was very tempting to them.

After a moment of silence, the young man closest to Su Dong rubbed his face and immediately changed his expression. He said enthusiastically,

"Brother Su, come and fish here. I've already made my nest. There are especially many fish here. Don't listen to their nonsense. This is a public lake. Anyone can come and fish. Of course, Brother Su can do the same. Brother Su, are you thirsty? I have iced red tea here. Do you want some? Brother Su…"

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