I told you to go fishing, but you caught a nuclear bomb?
27 Officer Yang: Do you really think I’m a canteen?!

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Twenty minutes later, a police car arrived at the scene.

Most of the people in the lake had dispersed. Guns, even if they were rusted, were still terrifying. Moreover, these guns were well preserved under waterproof paper. If any of them were to be damaged and insisted on testing the guns, they would be finished if they accidentally misfired.

Dozens of live broadcast cameras were shooting right under the eyes of the entire country. If things went wrong, the entire program might have to stop.

The five spears were still where they were when they were fished up. No one touched them. Even if someone wanted to try, they would be stopped by the people beside them.

"Three pistols, two rifles, and a lot of bullets. No one touched anything. The live broadcast has screen recordings as evidence.”Seeing Officer Yang come over, Su Dong shrugged and said.

It was not the first time they had met. Last night, he had helped the police solve a hacker case. He was too lazy to make small talk, so he went straight to the point.

Officer Yang nodded. He had watched the live broadcast and knew that Su Dong was telling the truth.

He lowered his head and checked the five guns thoroughly. He then weighed the bullets and confirmed that they were authentic. After wrapping them up and taking them away, he told everyone,

"Guns are highly dangerous goods. The police will take them away and deal with them.”

After settling the gun issue, he looked at Su Dong. Su Dong instantly understood." You want to make a statement, right? I understand. I'll go with you after I pack my fishing rod."。”

Officer Yang was speechless.

Yes, very skilled.

In the police car, Cai Kun consciously turned off the camera. Only then did Officer Yang relax and speak. He looked at Su Dong with a strange expression and said,

"How did you do it?"

"I was lucky to catch a floating corpse on the first day, and I was lucky to catch a floating corpse on the second day. Today, I'm not catching a floating corpse. You don't know where these things are, do you?”

Su Dong looked at him angrily." You call catching a corpse lucky?! Do you think I want to fish? I can't wait to run as far away as possible.”

"What do you mean I know where these things are? I don't know a fart. I'm not a god. Besides, if I knew, I'd just get as far away as possible.”

Officer Yang touched his nose." It's all because your record is too amazing. You caught three fish and had shocking things in three days. It's impossible not to think too much about it.”

"Fortunately, we caught a gun this time. If it was a corpse, I would have suspected that you were Zhong Kui's reincarnation.”

Su Dong was speechless.

Speaking of guns, Su Dong suddenly became curious,

"By the way, what are you going to do with these guns? Do you want to collect it as an exhibition?"

Officer Yang shook his head." No, what's there to collect? There are a lot of guns from the 1980s in the military and local armed police warehouses. It's nothing special. If it's a gun from the Anti-Japanese War, it might be worth collecting. If there's a chance to put it in an exhibition hall or museum, forget it. It's too recent and there's a lot of it. It's not something special.”

The Type 80 and Type 81 were also popular in the last century. Due to their good performance, they were mass-produced and even sold to other parts of the world as firearms. Therefore, they were produced in shocking quantities and were indeed not rare.

Officer Yang suddenly joked," Su Dong, if you really want to fish for some collectibles, it's not impossible. There are many guns that the warlords did not have the time to retreat during the Anti-Japanese War in Sichuan. If you can really fish for guns or even cannons from the Anti-Japanese War, it will be a great contribution!”

"Forget it." Su Dong pursed his lips." Fishing for a f * cking cannon? Do you really think I'm a god? What do you want to catch? The country had been searching for it for 70 years and still hadn't found it. How could it be possible to catch it?”

If he really had the ability, he would have gone fishing for gold long ago. Why would he still be here to participate in the sh * t show?

"I'm just trying. What if?" Officer Yang said with a smile.

Su Dong rolled his eyes." Nonsense. Oh right, since you don't collect these guns, what will you do with them?”

" Harmless disposal. Destroy them collectively." Officer Yang said. This was not a secret, and there was nothing to hide. Every once in a while, they would deal with a batch of dangerous items, which naturally included guns.

"Then why don't you check who placed the gun? What if they still had guns?”Su Dong asked.

"I can't." Officer Yang shook his head." This kind of wrapping paper should be more than 20 years old. Judging from the rusted state of the gun, it must have been a long time ago. After such a long time, there are no clues at all. How can we investigate?”

"That's true." "What's for lunch today?" Su Dong nodded and asked.”

"What?" Officer Yang was stunned and couldn't react.

Weren't we just talking about guns? Why are you talking about food now? Isn't this a little too stiff?

"Look, it's already 10:30 p. m. Now that we're back at the police station, it'll be 11:30 p. m. after we finish the statement. It's just in time for lunch!”Su Dong counted his fingers and said," Besides, I found five guns and even took the initiative to report it. Even if I don't have any credit, I have worked hard. A meal isn't too much, right?"”

Cai Kun, who was sitting in the back row, revealed an expression of admiration. He had lived for so many years, but this was the first time he had seen someone take the initiative to ask the police what they wanted to eat for lunch. This was a real big brother!

Officer Yang's mouth twitched. After being a police officer for so many years, this was the first time he had seen someone treat the police station like a restaurant, and he couldn't refuse!

"Old Yang, it's not that I want to criticize you, but the food in your station is too monotonous. I've only eaten rice for two days, and I didn't order any noodles or anything? I'm a northerner. It's so painful to eat rice every day.”

Su Dong rambled on, Cai Kun looked like he knew him well, and Officer Yang's forehead was filled with black lines. It seemed like he wanted to destroy the two of them.

Did they really treat his place as a canteen?

Just as Su Dong was complaining about the monotonous food in the cafeteria, he became popular again on the Internet.

This book is provided by FunNovel Novel Book | Fan Fiction Novel [Beautiful Free Novel Book]

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