"F * ck! The streamer is so brave! If he dared to go over to the cannon that he had caught, he was really not afraid that the cannon would suddenly explode.”
" Ahem, theoretically speaking, the power of a cannon explosion is greater than you think. You think that the cannon's damage is only two to three meters around the shell, but in reality, the shrapnel and shock wave caused by the cannon explosion are enough to kill everyone within dozens of meters. So, whether the streamer goes to watch or whether the cameraman stays where he is, if it really explodes, neither of them will survive.”
"There's still a difference. Su Dong might be blasted to death by a cannonball, but the cameraman would probably die with wounds all over his body. (comical)"
"What about the Science Party? What kind of cannon is this? It's been so long, why hasn't anyone recognized it yet?”
"Science, my ass. If this was a f * cking modern weapon, we would still be able to learn about it. A weapon from a hundred years ago, everyone has seen it in black and white photos. Who would recognize it in real life? Especially since the shell had been buried under the water for so many years, the entire barrel of the cannon had been soaked in green. Only a ghost would be able to recognize it. Even those military experts would have to study the information for a long time before they dared to speak.”
"Um, is it possible that it was a cannon that was lost after the founding of the country?”
"The sesame seed cake upstairs has been appraised!"
"…It's indeed a sesame seed cake. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, cannons have always been strategic materials. There are specific quantities. As long as there's a missing wheel, it will be clear. Do you think it's a gun?”
" Indeed. Even if a mortar is missing, we still have to figure out where it is, not to mention a cannon. Do you really think the troops are useless?”
"I'm counting on my fingers. In half an hour, Su Dong will be trending again.”
"Nonsense, do I need you to say more?”
………
At the scene.
Su Dong carefully approached Cannon. Although the system had already given him the appraisal results, although the divination results today showed that he was lucky, although he believed that he was one of the lucky ones, otherwise he would not have transmigrated to this place, although he could not catch any fish...
Although there were so many of them, they were cannons!!!
This was a real cannon! It was not like those online games where the system made a mistake in identifying him. What if he happened to encounter the Little Fury of the Little Fury? What if there was a poisonous snake hidden in the cannon barrel waiting for him to come over and bite him…
He did not think that he could transmigrate again.
However!
When he approached the cannon and touched its body, he was still intoxicated. The cold feeling of touching the cannon made him instantly excited.
This was a cannon!
They could only be seen on television. Even in the army, it was a first-class treasure. Other than the artillery, who had the chance to touch it?
There were many people who touched guns. Many universities would arrange for students to touch guns during military training. Some schools even arranged for students to practice with live ammunition.
However, which school would arrange for students to practice cannonballs?
No!
Never!
Not even a student could touch a cannon!
There were no abandoned cannons or mortars.
But now, he could touch the cannon that had been sealed underwater for a long time in front of everyone.
This feeling…was simply too wonderful!
Although it was only an old cannon from a hundred years ago and had been soaked in the lake water until it was rusty and could not be used anymore, it was still very useful. This was still a cannon!
For a moment, the corners of Su Dong's mouth curled up slightly. His eyes narrowed as his hands continuously slid across Cannon's body, revealing a comfortable…and wretched expression. It was as if he was touching a peerless treasure, causing Cai Kun and the others in the live broadcast room to be speechless.
"…So perverted…His smile is so f * cking perverted…I really want to smash the streamer to death with a brick…"
"F * ck, this is so f * cking embarrassing. Why would I pay attention to such a wretched streamer!”
"Wuwuwu, this is a cannon! I want to touch it too! Let me touch it!"
“艹! I have to say, the streamer's expression really deserves a beating…"
"Closer! Closer! Was the photographer an idiot? The streamer had already started touching Cannon, but the cameraman was still watching the show from five meters away. Ahhhh, if you don't get close to Cannon, I'm going to complain about this cameraman!!”
"F * cking photographer, why are you a coward?! If the streamer isn't afraid, what are you afraid of?! After being submerged in the water for more than 70 years, even a nuclear bomb would be useless, let alone a cannon. Get over there! I want to see the cannon!"
At the scene.
Cai Kun's face also revealed an interested expression. Seeing Su Dong's comfortable touch, he really wanted to touch it too.
After struggling for a while, he didn't know if it was because he felt the audience's suspense, or because he wanted to touch it himself, or because he remembered his duty.
In short, Cai Kun still carried the camera and carefully walked towards the cannon step by step.
It had to be said that there was a reason why the two of them could become partners between the streamer and the cameraman, and their relationship was very good.
At least in terms of cowardice, the two of them were equally powerful.
Sensing that someone was coming over, Su Dong opened his eyes and his wretched expression temporarily disappeared. He looked at Cai Kun who was carefully coming over and twitched his mouth with a disdainful expression.
"Aren't you scared? Didn't her legs go soft? Why are you here again?"
Cai Kun laughed awkwardly." Didn't I just exercise a little? My legs have recovered. Besides, as your closest underling, how could I dare to let you risk your life to come here alone? I had to accompany you!”
Su Dong was speechless.
F * ck, there was actually such a shameless person in the world!
The thickness of her skin was almost as thick as his!
After Cai Kun finished explaining, his eyes lit up as he looked at Dapao. Then, he imitated Su Dong's expression, carrying the camera with one hand and caressing Dapao's cold body with the other.
"Hiss…so cold…so cool!”
Looking at the comfortable expression on Cai Kun's face, Su Dong had a look of disdain,
"Tsk, what a wretched smile! Can't you learn from me and smile a little more gently?”
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