On a Short videos website.
"F * ck, this is a cannon! F * ck, is this a mortar? What the f * ck? There were more than ten boxes of cannonballs here? F * ck, dozens of cannons and mortars?! F * ck, f * ck, f * ck!"
"Unbelievable, unbelievable! There were actually so many cannons and ammunition buried in Shu!! If he hadn't been caught by this young man, he really didn't know how long he could have hidden.”
"F * ck, I announce that from today onwards, Su Dong is the entire Shu Zhong…No! The entire Dragon Country…No! The world's most awesome fisherman! There's no other!"
"Really, this is awesome! When others were fishing, he was fishing for corpses. When others were fishing for snakes, he was fishing for guns. When others were using the air force, he was directly using cannons! This is ridiculous!"
"What do you mean by fishing guys never air force!!! (Tactical Fadeback)"
"That's right. Fisherman never uses the Air Force. He only knows how to use the Army. He refers to cannons (comical)."
"Pfft…Hahahahaha, you two are making me laugh. So this is what Fisherman Never Air Force means!!!”
"Tsk tsk, I feel that after today, there will probably be many more fishermen in many of the lakes and ponds in the wilderness of Shu, not for anything else but to fish up a cannon.”
"…Someone has already done that. My second uncle is planning to buy an off-road motorcycle and go fishing for cannons in the deep mountains and forests…"
"…Well, it's hard to say if there are cannons in the deep mountains and forests, but there are definitely fierce animals like tigers, leopards, wild boars, bears, and blind people.”
" This time, it's really going viral on the Internet. If it was just a few corpses and guns, it would have been better. It's not like no one has done it before, but this group of cannons is too shocking. This is simply the most shocking news of the year!”
………
" Therefore, in the history of modern wars, the power of cannons is extremely great. However, there are only a few cannons left today. Many models of cannons have long disappeared in the flames of war.”
A professor in the history department of a certain 985 college was teaching a class, telling the students about the history of the cannon.
In class, a student suddenly raised his head and asked,"
" Then, Professor, what would happen if a dozen cannons and mortars from a hundred years ago were suddenly dug up in the twenty-first century, and there were even dozens of boxes of shells?”
The professor was stunned and immediately asserted,"Impossible!" The cannons seized during the war were few to begin with. After years of development, most of them had long been damaged and aged before being reforged into steel. The remaining few were preserved and placed in the museum. Where would there be dozens of cannons and mortars?!”
"What if…?" The classmate asked weakly.
The professor waved his hand." There are no ifs!”
The student silently took out his phone and handed the video he had just watched to the professor.
After a few minutes, the professor fell silent.
I've already bragged about it and you're suddenly taking this out?!
…………
At a historical museum.
" Hahahahaha!!!"
A burst of laughter suddenly came from the office. An old man who was almost 60 years old was dancing.
"Hahahaha, Little Li! Book the plane tickets! I'm going to Sichuan tonight! Hahahaha, there are so many cannons. Our little broken-down dojo can at least get one, right?!”
"Hehe, every time Old Man Song lends you an incomplete cannon, you always complain and ask for a lot of things. Wait until I get the cannon and see how I show off in front of you!”
…………
In a historical research lab.
"Professor Li, sorry to trouble you. We must get the first batch of data on the cannons this time. We must find out what model these cannons are and which army they belong to.”
………
At a university's Master's program.
"Boss, just bring me there. I'm still counting on this thesis to increase my popularity.”
"Woo my ass! You're a man, speak nicely. I'll bring you there when I'm sure it's safe!”
………
In a certain military district.
"After receiving the order, immediately set off to assist the Shuzhong Armed Forces to deal with the artillery group.”
………
At a certain geological research institute.
"Everyone, prepare your equipment and set off immediately. We must ensure that the cannons and cannonballs in the soil are scattered. Take out the cannonballs first!”
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A certain…food stall in the suburbs of Sichuan.
"Pa!"
After putting down the bowl, Su Dong rubbed his round belly and praised,
"As expected of the blackfish that was listed as a high-grade bug fish by the Shen Nong's Herbal Classic. It's indeed delicious and has few fish bones.”
Cai Kun raised his bowl and gulped down the fish meat. After turning off the camera on the mountain, he had not turned it on again.
Anyway, there were already enough things that had dropped today. There was no point in continuing the livestream. It was tiring to carry them. It was not as comfortable as carrying a bag in his bag.
He didn't know if it was because the chef cooked well, or because the snakehead fish was delicious, or because it was stimulated by what happened today.
In short, the two of them had a great time eating today.
They had no idea that what they had done this afternoon had caused a huge stir on the Internet.
A few minutes later, Cai Kun put down his bowl and chopsticks. He closed his eyes in satisfaction and said," It's so comfortable…If only every meal could be this enjoyable."”
"Don't worry!" "If you follow me, you'll definitely have a good life and live in a top-notch five-star hotel!" Su Dong said casually.”
"Don't worry, Big Brother! I will always be your most loyal little brother!”Cai Kun patted his chest and promised.
Su Dong grinned. He had become the most loyal follower after just a meal. Why did this feel like a fair-weather brother?
After resting for a while, Cai Kun rubbed his stomach and suddenly asked,"
"Big brother, what should we do next? Back to Waldorf-Astoria?"
Su Dong rubbed his chin and said,
"We can't stay in Shuzhong for the time being. The matter is a little big. What do you think about going to Chang 'an?”
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