Chapter 3-Cutting a Person in Seven Minutes
The emcee was actually keeping them in suspense?
Chen Fan stood in the center of the stage and looked at the hundreds of people in the audience. He was a little confused.
Was this going on stage?
It felt similar to when he was at the police station. At that time, after the test was done, many reporters followed and interviewed him. It was just that there were fewer cameras.
" I think Mr. Chen Fan should be working on something related to sports," said Mr. He, the love judge.”
Chen Fan pondered for a moment and said," Well... it's quite physically demanding. Sometimes, two or three people can't move it..."
"What else?" the host continued.”
"Judging from your skin color and the strength of your body, sir, is he a fitness coach?" said Teacher He.”
Chen Fan said," Well…That's not it. My body is the result of exercise. Working out is just my hobby. I used to work out to prevent being bullied."
Puchi, hahahahaha.
Countless people laughed along. Good fellow, you're afraid of being bullied, but now you've trained so well that you can bully people?
Teacher He felt a little uncomfortable and said,"I really can't think of anything about that…Can you tell me what you're good at?”
"Mr. Chen Fan…" said the host.
Chen Fan said," Don't worry, I understand. I'm just keeping you in suspense, right? I know how to cut things…I can cut things very quickly…"
Hot Bar raised his hand and said,"Are you a chef?"'
Everyone looked at him as if he was an idiot. Forget it. He was so handsome. How could he be a chef?
" I think it's a special one," Brother Chao said among the judges." Normally, if a host wants us to guess like this, their occupation must be a little special…"
"Then who are you dealing with?" Mr. He asked.”
"Do you want to make a deal with me?" Chen Fan asked. Old people, children, young girls, as long as I can think of people, I will come into contact with them…"
Brother Chao's head hurt." You…" he said." Are you a receptionist?" That's not right. There's no need for cutting skills to receive them…"
"How about this…you cover up your work status…" Teacher Han coaxed.
Chen Fan thought for a moment and said," How about this? I'll invite a female guest…"
When the host saw this, he thought, Aiyo, not bad. You actually know the effects of the program.、
"I, I…Can I?" Hot Bar asked.”
It's always been you. How is that possible? The host directly invited Mr. Yang to go on stage.
"How do you need me to cooperate?" asked Boss Yang.
" Well…" Chen Fan said." You're not heavy. 120 pounds is just right. You're 1.72 meters tall. It's just right…"
So accurate?
Boss Yang was a little shocked.
"Sorry for disturbing…"
Chen Fan lowered his head and carried Mr. Yang. He walked to the judges and laid Mr. Yang flat on the judges 'table.
"This is the first step of my work…"
"Are you the Butcher?" asked Teacher He.”
Could this guy really be selling pork?
" Very close," Chen Fan said." But it's not…"
After saying that, he reached out and measured Boss Yang's body twice.
"Alright... that's about it..."
Boss Yang stood up and returned to his seat.
The host looked at the crowd and said,"Let's guess…"
"Are you…a doctor?" Brother Chao asked.”
"If you're not a doctor, this program will not find two people with the same profession to participate…"
There's a doctor now? F * ck.
"Could it be a forensic doctor?" Mr. Yang asked.”
The scene instantly fell silent.
" Why did you say I'm a forensic doctor?" Chen Fan asked.”
"The way you look at me, you're not looking at a woman. I think I deserve the word 'beauty', but you chose to carry me instead of carrying me like a princess. It's obvious that you don't treat me as a person.”
"Continue…" the host said.
Boss Yang thought for a moment and said," It's impossible for an ordinary person to accurately determine my height and weight. Only those who are absolutely familiar with the body can do it. There are already doctors. You can't be a doctor, but I reckon that it's related to the human body. You can't be a fashion designer or something, so I'm going to make a bold guess. You're a forensic doctor…"
This woman was quite powerful.
Hot Bar raised his hand and said," No…When I was introducing myself on stage, Chen Fan looked at me. Why?"”
" I have a professional habit," Chen Fan said." I'm used to simulating in my brain how long it will take to cut you open…"
With just one sentence, the originally lively scene quieted down.
At this moment, the director who was watching the live broadcast laughed until tears fell.
'Fine, I'm finished. This child, what nonsense is she spouting?'
Most forensic doctors had an occupational disease.
For example, teachers liked to scold others, nurses would subconsciously ask how many patients they had when they heard the name, but what about forensic doctors?
After dissecting many corpses, he would think about how fast he could get rid of the body.
The host felt a little numb on his back.
"Then should I introduce myself?" Chen Fan asked.”
The emcee nodded.
Chen Fan said," Hello, everyone. My name is Chen Fan. I'm 22 years old this year. I'm a newly graduated forensic doctor. I've been working for a month and have dissected three corpses so far."
" Specialties: Able to cook, some home-cooked dishes, knowledge of agriculture, know how to cultivate crops to grow faster, know a bit of bartending skills.”
"What's your specialty?" Mr. He asked.”
" I don't know," Chen Fan said." To be precise, my specialty is fast." "Currently, the unit has given me a review record. It takes me seven minutes and twenty seconds to dissect a person. The current Guinness World Record is ten minutes. I'm faster than them…"
Your record is really unbelievable.
After the introduction, Chen Fan returned to his seat and stood there, waiting for the show to continue.
"Let's…continue the show first?" The host looked at the crowd and said.”
At this moment, the atmosphere started to warm up.
'F * ck, when this guy said that he would cut open a person, he was expressionless. Could this person be a pervert?'
F * ck, it takes seven minutes to cut open a person. I need an hour to kill a chicken.
Was this a human?
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