"F * ck, Xiong Da and Xiong Er, you two are terrorists, right? Are these freaking firecrackers?"
In the afternoon, the sun was shining brightly. In the courtyard of the Second Mistress, Zhang Xuejun stared at the two bears with his mouth agape. He felt numb.
He told them to buy some firecrackers, but they ended up with two large barrels of gunpowder. He sat in the courtyard and made his own firecrackers with bamboo tubes.
The thick bamboo tube made Zhang Xuejun's scalp tingle.
Was this a firecracker? It must be a bomb!
"Boss, you don't understand, do you?" Xiong Da turned his head proudly. Every year on the eve of the Lunar New Year, the marshal's manor would compete to see which courtyard had the loudest firecrackers. Last year, Sixth Young Master even used military explosives to make firecrackers!”
"The entire Fengtian heard that power. Boss, you were so scared that you peed your pants.”
“……”
Hearing this, Zhang Xuejun's face darkened and he gritted his teeth.
Bullsh * t, you f * cking bullsh * t, would I pee my pants because of firecrackers?
No, with the original Zhang Xuejun's personality, he might really pee his pants.
What a shameful thing! It was too embarrassing.
Zhang Xuejun hated the original version.
Suddenly, he looked at the gunpowder barrel on the ground and a bold idea popped up in his mind.
Damn it, whose firecracker was it? Then I won't stand on ceremony.
He turned around and returned to his room. He locked the door and a thin, silver-white laptop appeared in his hand.
Zhang Xuejun named the beautiful and exquisite computer " Transdimensional laptop " and treated it like a treasure.
He had no choice. The Transdimensional Note was a treasure that would allow him to establish himself in this Otherworld. How could he not cherish it?
He turned on the computer and connected to the internet in one go, searching for the world's largest fireworks.
Soon, fireworks named " Four Feet Jade " appeared.
It had a diameter of more than one meter and weighed 460 kilograms. When it was set off, it could rise to a height of about 530 meters and bloom into a large firework with a diameter of about 750 meters.
Of course, the workmanship of this four-foot jade was too complicated. It was impossible to make it in a short period of time.
What Zhang Xuejun wanted wasn't how beautiful the fireworks were, but how to shoot the 460-kilogram firecracker into the sky.
Coincidentally, there were two full-attribute military experts in the guard company that came back with him. They had the design blueprints. They were military experts who could make the Gustav cannon without a problem. Take a pinch!
Swoosh! Swoosh! Swoosh!
Zhang Xuejun copied down the launch steps and the materials needed in his notebook and put it back into the System Space.
He opened the door and shouted.
" Qin Zhen, Qin Zhen!!!"
"Boss, I'm here!"
Qin Zhen, who was drinking and bragging in the left wing with a group of guards, stuck his head out of the window.
Looking at his flushed face, Zhang Xuejun said disdainfully,""It's only a few hours and you're already drunk? Little noob!"
F * ck, you can insult me, but don't insult my alcohol tolerance.
"Boss, if you have the ability, we'll fight one-on-one." Qin Zhen straightened his neck.”
"Get lost. I'm not a wine jar. I'm drinking in broad daylight.”
"Ask Zhang Xin and Zhang Min to come out and tell them to do something big.”
Upon hearing that he was going to do something big, Qin Zhenjiu also woke up and hurriedly asked,""Boss, leave it to me. Aren't I your most trusted follower?”
“……”
You're crazy. You're just a boor who only knows how to hack people. Do you know how to make firecrackers?
"You know how to write?" Zhang Xuejun pursed his lips. Or do you know how to calculate formulas?"
Qin Zhen retracted his head without hesitation.
A few seconds later, two young men in their twenties who looked very similar walked out.
Zhang Min and Zhang Xin, twin brothers, two of the 200 all-attribute military experts from the big gift bag. Their identity was Yingjiang Chinese.
The reason why they were assigned to the Guard Company was for emergency purposes. Otherwise, they would be working on weapons research and development in the arsenal. After all, the knowledge of a full-attribute military expert was equivalent to the top military engineers of the western powers. It was simply a heaven-sent gift to be placed in the Guard Company.
Perhaps in this world, only Zhang Xuejun would dare to be so extravagant!
"Boss, what's the matter?"
Zhang Xuejun handed the paper to Zhang Min and said,""Take a look. If you need anything, I'll get someone to send it over.”
Zhang Min, who didn't understand, took the paper and read it at a glance. He immediately understood what it was.
"Boss, these fireworks are a little big!”
"You don't understand. Big is good, big is beautiful. I like big!”
Zhang Min nodded with a meaningful smile.
"Yes, it's good to be bigger. It feels good to the touch, hehe ~"
“……”
Why did these words feel strange?
Since when did firecrackers need to be touched?
"Why are you smiling so wretchedly?" Zhang Xuejun frowned.”
"Nothing, Boss!"
Zhang Min patted his chest and promised," This firework doesn't require much technology, but it requires a lot of gunpowder. Give me enough materials and get the guards to help. It'll be done in three hours."”
"Go, let Big Bear and Big Bear bring you to the Gu family workshop in the south of the city. There are all kinds of materials there. Prepare at least ten big firecrackers. I'm going to invite the villagers of Fengtian City to listen to them tonight.”
"I promise to complete the mission!"
……
Fengtian train station.
Wu Junsheng and his family got off the train and were escorted out of the station by dozens of guards. They then took a car to the marshal's residence.
The car started to move. Wu Junsheng's wife, Shi Qingling, looked at Wu Yaxin, who was holding back her excitement, and couldn't help but ask,"Yaxin, is Zhang Xiaojiu that good?”
Before Wu Yaxin could say anything, Wu Junsheng, who was sitting in the passenger seat, pursed his lips."Zhang Xiaojiu's fart smells good. How can he not be good?”
hahaha ~
Sitting on the left of Shi Qingling, Wu Taixun, who was only ten years old, burst out laughing.
Wu Yaxin blushed and glared at Wu Junsheng angrily.
"He's just good. Old Wu, if you're not convinced, you can go and pacify the bandits in the Black Province!”
"After I'm done, will Zhang Xiaojiu still have a chance to perform?”
Wu Junsheng was very thick-skinned, so Wu Yaxin was speechless.
Shi Qingling, who was used to bickering between father and daughter, smiled. Then, she said worriedly,"Master, Yaxin's soul has been seduced by Zhang Xiaojiu. How are we going to explain this to the marshal?”
“……”
Wu Yaxin blushed even more and whispered,"Mother, what do you mean by 9th brother seducing my soul! I don't like him."
"Alright, you stupid girl. Mother has been through it before. Do you think I don't understand what you're thinking?”
The more she thought about it, the angrier she got. Shi Qingling lectured her in disappointment,"He hasn't even expressed his stance, and you, this stupid girl, are already offering yourself to him. For the sake of Zhang Xuejun's peace of mind, you even went to the Military Governor's Office to make a scene and ask your father for military rations.”
"Mother, 9th brother is suppressing bandits in Hei Province to share father's worries! What's wrong with giving them some rations?"
Wu Junsheng laughed when he heard Wu Yaxin's silly words.
"My silly daughter, is Zhang Xuejun trying to share my burden? Only you would be so naive!”
"Isn't it?"
Wu Yaxin's thoughts were not that complicated, so she did not understand what Wu Junsheng meant.
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