There was a breath jumping up and down in his stomach.
He had just experienced this feeling last night.
At that time, Jia Zhangshi, who had diarrhea, was most familiar with the Deaf Old Lady.
Jia Zhangshi was the first to react.
Oh my god, could it be that the illness from last night was not cured and it was about to start again?
She couldn't be bothered to look for the toilet paper anymore and hurriedly ran out of the door.
This was not the Jia family, but Yi Zhonghai's family.
If Yi Zhonghai's family were to find out about this, the people in the yard would laugh their heads off.
Regardless of whether he had toilet paper or not, he had to run out of Yi Zhonghai's house first.
If he could hold his breath and run to the toilet, that would be even better.
Besides, it was daytime now. As long as they waited in the latrine, someone would definitely go to the latrine.
When the time came, he could ask for some or ask someone to go home to get it. This matter would be easy to handle.
The deaf old lady clutched her stomach with one hand and grabbed her walking stick with the other.
As she got older, her stomach became more delicate.
She had diarrhea last night, and she didn't feel like she had eaten anything messy today. Why was she here again?
The deaf old lady held her breath.
Although she was old, the contractile force of her anus was not like when she was young.
However, I still have to try my best to protect the face of the old ancestor in my courtyard.
If I make a fool of myself in someone else's house in broad daylight, how can I, the ancestor of this courtyard, have the face to teach others a lesson in the future?
Jia Zhang-shi had already run out, clutching her stomach.
The Deaf Old Lady also grabbed her walking stick and tiptoed toward the outhouse.
Yi Zhonghai and Shazhu were also hugging their stomachs.
Yi Zhonghai gritted his teeth and did not even dare to take a deep breath.
Just now, when Jia Zhangshi and the Deaf Old Lady went out, an auntie still hadn't reacted.
At this moment, Yi Zhonghai's expression changed as well. A middle-aged woman quickly asked,""What's wrong? What are you guys doing?"
Yi Zhonghai waved his hand and held his stomach with both hands as he stumbled out.
I am the lord of this courtyard. I can't lose face in this courtyard.
Yi Zhonghai stopped his panicked footsteps, held his breath, and walked quickly.
Silly Zhu didn't care. If he pooped in his pants, he hadn't married yet.
In the future, if someone were to introduce me to a partner, the matter of pooping my pants would be enough to dissuade the woman.
Needless to say, pooping in his pants would be a laughing stock for the rest of his life.
Silly Zhu rushed out of the house and headed straight for the outhouse.
Although the Deaf Old Lady had small feet and was holding a walking stick, when she was really in a hurry, she was not slower than the clumsy Jia Zhangshi.
The Deaf Old Lady and Jia Zhangshi arrived at the door of the outhouse almost at the same time.
At this time, Jia Zhang-shi didn't bother to give in to the Deaf Old Lady. She first rushed into the latrine and found a squatting hole.
Only then did he heave a sigh of relief. He quickly lifted his shirt and undid his belt.
The Deaf Old Lady walked to the squatting pit next to Jia Zhangshi and stood there. He casually put his walking stick aside and hurriedly undid his belt.
The more anxious he was, the more mistakes he made.
This belt seemed to have been fastened into a dead buckle. The old lady was so anxious that her forehead was covered in sweat.
On the other side, Jia Zhangshi had already taken off her pants and squatted down.
"Dongxu's mother." The Deaf Old Lady called out awkwardly," Look at my belt…"
The Deaf Old Lady lifted her feet, wanting to get close to Jia Zhangshi and ask her for help.
However, the Deaf Old Lady forgot that there was a squatting pit under her feet.
The Deaf Old Lady let out a cry of surprise. By the time Jia Zhang-shi reacted, the Deaf Old Lady had already slipped into the manure pit.
Jia Zhang-shi had just squatted down on the squatting pit and started to struggle. At this moment, the thousands of troops and horses in her stomach were gushing out.
Even if Jia Zhang-shi wanted to close the chrysanthemum door, she was powerless.
"Aiya! Old Lady…"
Jia Zhang-shi shouted as she turned her head to look at the manure pit. Behind him, he was still busy venting his anger.
The Deaf Old Lady slid down, but her hands kept pulling, trying to find a place to hold onto and stand up.
The Deaf Old Lady was originally too close to Jia Zhangshi, so she slipped and landed diagonally behind Jia Zhangshi.
At this moment, Jia Zhang-shi's army rushed out and landed on the deaf old lady.
The sour and rancid smell came from both sides of the Deaf Old Lady.
The Deaf Old Lady choked on her tears.
The Deaf Old Lady was standing in the thick liquid, and Jia Zhangshi was still gushing down diagonally above her.
"Old Lady!" Jia Zhang-shi cried," I didn't do it on purpose. I really couldn't hold it in…"
The deaf old lady was numb.
He grabbed it tightly and crouched on a small gap on the slope of the pit. He gritted his teeth and closed his eyes.
Someone exclaimed from the men's toilet.
Yi Zhonghai lost his balance and slipped into the manure pit.
Shazhu panicked and tried to grab Yi Zhonghai, but he also rolled inside.
Yi Zhonghai's legs were still facing down as he slid in diagonally.
Silly Zhu rolled in while lying flat. When he rolled into the manure pit, Silly Zhu had yet to find a support point to stabilize himself.
It fell flat into the manure pit, the yellow and white matter in the manure pit almost drowned Silly Pillar.
"Help…"
Water flowed downward, and the yellow and white matter in the pit was originally thin, so it would also flow downward.
Silly Zhu shouted, and the liquid that had been soaked for many days flowed into Silly Zhu's mouth.
Silly Zhu immediately shut his mouth, not daring to shout anymore.
Yi Zhonghai, who had finally stabilized himself in the manure pit, came back to his senses and reached out to pull Silly Zhu.
Shazhu struggled to stand up and spat out the feces in his mouth.
"What are you two doing here?"
Before Xu Damao entered the toilet, he heard Silly Zhu call for help, but there was no sound again.
Seeing Yi Zhonghai and Shazhu standing in the manure pit with their bodies covered, Xu Damao could not help but laugh.
"Xu Damao!"
Jia Zhang-shi shouted from the female toilet next door.
"Hurry up, the old lady just slipped into the manure pit.
Hurry up and call someone over to get the old lady out.”
Xu Damao couldn't hold it in any longer. He laughed and went to the courtyard to call for help.
Upon hearing that three adults had fallen into the manure pit, everyone in the courtyard house who could walk ran over.
The manure pit in the past was not like the squatting pit and toilet bowl we use now.
At that time, in the countryside, people would usually squat in the corner of the latrine when they dug a big square pit.
It was fine in the city. They dug a row of smaller squatting pits, and behind them was a large manure pit.
This manure had to be saved to be used as fertilizer for the crops.
Children were mischievous, and every three to five days, there would be a topic of a child falling into a manure pit.
Only a child who had fallen into a manure pit could be considered to have a complete childhood.
However, it was rare for an adult to fall into a manure pit.
It had been many years since the three adults had fallen into a manure pit together.
There wasn't much to do in the courtyard house, and now that they had encountered such an explosive incident. Who would miss this opportunity to witness it with their own eyes?
Yang Liu hugged Xiao Yue and joined the crowd.
He watched as the Deaf Old Lady followed Jia Zhang-shi out, covered in feces. Liu Yang couldn't help but laugh.
"These people deserve to fall into a manure pit!”
Xiao Yue nodded." Who asked them to bully our family?"”
"You dog!"
The Deaf Old Lady leaned on her walking stick and scolded Jia Zhang-shi,"It's all your fault!
If it weren't for you, how could I have slipped into the manure pit? Why am I covered in so much dirt?”
Jia Zhangshi frowned and sized up the Deaf Old Lady.
"I say, old lady, don't blame the latrine pit for not being able to shit.
If I go to the toilet, you slide into the pit. What does it have to do with me?”
Yi Zhonghai and Silly Zhu also came out.
Shazhu was the most miserable, not only was his body covered in feces, even his hair and face were covered.
Many people frowned and covered their noses.
"Did you guys agree to have a meeting in the manure pit?”Xu Damao had been laughing so hard that his stomach hurt.
"Look at the old lady." "Those who don't know better would think that the old lady was standing in the manure water and drenched in it.”
"Take a look at Grandpa Yi." Aunt Liang pursed her lips. "You're already covered in shit, yet you still want to put on airs. How funny.”
Yan Jiecheng pointed at Silly Zhu's face.
"Silly Zhu, you're covered in feces from head to toe. Don't tell me you want to go swimming in the feces pit?”
Xu Damao laughed and said,""It's not just swimming.
Silly Zhu even blew a bubble in the manure pit.
Silly Zhu is the king of eating sh * t…"
The people around him laughed.
"You heartless people! Everyone is here to watch the show!" The Deaf Old Lady shouted through gritted teeth.
"Don't you think it's a big deal to watch the show!
Wasn't it just falling into a manure pit? What was there to see?
They're all things that need to be dealt with!"
After watching the fun, Yang Liu took Xiaoyue to the supply and marketing cooperative to buy a pencil case, a few pens, and an eraser.
It was time to go to school. He had to prepare his school supplies.
He also brought Xiaoyue to the school to show her the way.
The next morning.
Liu Yang opened his eyes and opened the system to sign in.
Congratulations to the host for completing the system check-in.
Congratulations to the host for obtaining the recipe for the pancake.
Congratulations to the host for obtaining a foot slip talisman.
Congratulations to the host for obtaining a diarrhea talisman.
Congratulations to the host for obtaining three catties of white flour.
Congratulations to the host for obtaining five catties of cornmeal.
Congratulations to the host for obtaining 20 eggs.
Congratulations to the host for obtaining 10 Great Unity Cards.
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