Xu Damao slapped his thigh when he heard Liu Yang mention virgin boy urine.
"Yangzi, you're the smartest.
In the past, when my grandmother was alive, she also told me that virgin boy's urine can ward off evil spirits and cure many diseases.”
Aunt Liang nodded.
"That's right. The illness that First Uncle is suffering from today was called Night Wandering Syndrome in the past.
The old doctor said that he was uneasy and easily invaded by evil energy.
Drinking virgin boy's urine was really helpful for the first uncle's illness.”
Someone nodded." We definitely have to drink this virgin boy's urine. Perhaps, the old man's illness would be cured immediately after drinking the virgin boy's urine.”
"If you ask me, letting an elder drink virgin boy urine saves a lot of trouble.
Not only could it exorcise evil spirits, but it could also treat his illness.
Besides, the virgin boy's urine was readily available. There was no need to drag an old man to the hospital to spend money to get medicine.”
Many people surrounded Yi Zhonghai." Grandpa Yi, do you really want to drink virgin boy's urine? It's only good for you. There's no harm."”
"In my hometown, they even specially collect virgin boy urine to cook eggs. This is a great tonic.”
Jia Zhang-shi also came over." First Master, you should drink this virgin boy's urine."
If you don't drink it, the people in our courtyard won't be at ease.
Today, you came to my house to make a scene. I was almost scared out of my wits by you.”
Yan Bugui nodded. "First Uncle, everyone is doing this for your own good.
Which one of us isn't afraid of you?
The urine of a virgin boy is medicine."
A middle-aged woman tugged at Yi Zhonghai's clothes.
"Old Yi, just drink some virgin boy's urine to get rid of the evil aura on your body.
I'm afraid of you too."
Yi Zhonghai smiled awkwardly." This pee…"
"What are you afraid of?" Aunt Liang pursed her lips.
"This virgin boy's urine is a good thing. It can be used as medicine.
Do you think that the people in our courtyard are scamming you?”
Aunt Jiang rolled her eyes.
"You really don't know how to appreciate a good person.
So many people in the hospital are worried about your illness. For your own good, I'll let you drink some virgin boy urine.
You're actually still making excuses."
"Why are you nagging at him?" Xu Damao said impatiently,"If he doesn't drink the virgin boy's urine, send him to the police station."
We can't control him in this courtyard, but the iron bars at the police station will definitely be able to lock him up.”
"Yes!" "We're all afraid that you'll be restless at night."
If it really doesn't work, I'll send you to the police station.
The doors and windows there are all welded with iron railings. You can't get out even if you want to.”
Yi Zhonghai looked at the deaf old lady pleadingly.
He couldn't beat everyone with his mouth, even if he was the boss of this courtyard.
The people in the courtyard thought of how Yi Zhonghai's gaze was dull and he used all his strength to almost strangle Jia Dongxu to death.
Everyone was in danger. They all wanted to use a few more methods to cure Yi Zhonghai's sleepwalking.
Seeing Yi Zhonghai's troubled look, the Deaf Old Lady nodded at him.
"First Uncle, we didn't trick you.
You really have to drink this virgin boy's urine."
Yi Zhonghai nodded bitterly.
Why did the deaf old lady ask Yi Zhonghai to drink virgin boy's urine?
Yi Zhonghai grabbed Jia Dongxu with all his might, but the Deaf Old Lady did not see it.
However, the Deaf Old Lady had lived for so many years and had heard many rumors about sleepwalking.
Yi Zhonghai had fallen asleep. If he really got sick, he might even kill someone with a knife.
Usually, Yi Zhonghai treated the Jia family well and often defended the Jia family in the courtyard.
Tonight, Yi Zhonghai came to the Jia family's residence.
What if Yi Zhonghai fell ill again and went to the deaf old lady's room?
Jia Zhangshi and Qin Huairu were still in the Jia family's house to help Jia Dongxu call for help.
The deaf old lady lived alone.
What if Yi Zhonghai fell ill and did something that could kill him?
The Deaf Old Lady didn't even have anyone to help her.
The Deaf Old Lady was also afraid.
Besides... Look at everyone's posture.
If Yi Zhonghai didn't agree to drink virgin boy's urine, they could really send him to the police station.
At that time, what if the Jia family insisted that Yi Zhonghai was pretending to be crazy and sick to harm Jia Dongxu?
If Yi Zhonghai went to the police station, he would not be able to come out again.
Drinking a little virgin boy's urine won't kill anyone.
This virgin boy's urine was really good for Yi Zhonghai's illness.
The Deaf Old Lady glanced at Yi Zhonghai, who was drenched from head to toe.
Yi Zhonghai was in the courtyard, so he was used to it. If he couldn't even bear the grievance of drinking a little virgin boy's urine, what great things could he achieve?
Seeing that Yi Zhonghai was no longer speaking, the Deaf Old Lady turned to the dumbstruck Stick Stalker who was still sitting on the bed outside and said,""Awesome. Squeeze some virgin boy's urine out for an old man.”
The thug glared at the Deaf Old Lady. "You old rascal. Your face is already full of wrinkles, yet you still dare to tease such a small child like me.”
The Deaf Old Lady suddenly felt a little helpless.
How could a seven-year-old child speak without restraint?
Everyone in the room burst into laughter.
Xu Damao rubbed his hair." What do you know about being a hooligan?”
The stick pointed at the deaf old lady.
"I respect her as the ancestor of our courtyard.
Yet she took a fancy to my virgin boy's urine. Isn't this called being a hooligan?”
Jia Zhangshi came over to help the stick stick up his pants, then turned around and rolled her eyes at the Deaf Old Lady.
"Old Lady, what you've done is not right.
Are you trying to bully our Jia family?
Don't think I don't know that this virgin boy's urine can't be given away casually.
If our virgin boy's urine was given to an old man.
Perhaps, this illness of the First Uncle will come to us.
It's your business if you have a good relationship with the First Uncle.
He couldn't possibly turn around and trick them into pleasing a big boss.”
Jia Zhangshi turned her head and patted the stick on the cheek." Good grandson, you did the right thing!”
Just now, everyone in the courtyard had advised Yi Zhonghai to drink virgin boy's urine, but Yi Zhonghai still refused.
Now that the stick had said no, Yi Zhonghai felt uneasy.
A little virgin boy's urine, and there were so many traces in it?
He had helped the Jia family so much for nothing. At the crucial moment, he was not even willing to give her a puddle of virgin boy's urine.
Yi Zhonghai looked at the people in the courtyard.
This virgin boy's urine must be a boy's. She didn't have any children at home. Or, some families 'children were too old and could not do it.
Liu Haizhong saw Yi Zhonghai's gaze and quickly turned to look to the side.
Liu Haizhong had heard Jia Zhangshi's words clearly.
She couldn't ignore her child's health just to please Yi Zhonghai.
"First Uncle." Yan Bugui squeezed through the crowd.
"Isn't it just a matter of peeing?
Wait here, I'll wake Xie Kuang up and let him have a bath."”
A middle-aged woman walked over happily." Third Uncle, wait here. I'll go home and get a big bowl."”
"Wait!" Liu Yang shouted," Aunt Yi, do you want Third Uncle to give you this virgin boy's urine for free?”
A middle-aged woman looked at Yang Liu in confusion.
Liu Yang raised his chin.
"Just now, when I asked for virgin boy's urine, what did he say?
This virgin boy's urine was originally used as a medicine primer.”
Yi Zhonghai quickly nodded and said to a middle-aged woman,""Go back and get a bowl for Old Yan.
He also gave Old Yan 5 yuan. We can't take advantage of a child.”
Yan Bugui was delighted when he heard that Yi Zhonghai was giving him five yuan.
When a person's fortune came, it could not be stopped.
Who would have thought that they would come out to watch the show?
He wanted to help an old man soak in his son's urine and earn 5 yuan.
The stick meme said that he would not give an old man a virgin boy's pee.
I volunteered to give it to him, so he had to remember my favor first. Originally, I only thought of this.
Yan Bugui looked up at Liu Yang. Liu Yang was still the smart one. Initially, he did not expect to ask the First Uncle for money.
With Liu Yang's mouth, he could buy 50 catties of noodles.
However, Liu Yang was right.
He had to spend money when First Uncle went out to see a doctor.
I know everything about my son's virgin pee.
When she heard that Yi Zhonghai had bought a bowl of virgin boy's urine for 5 yuan, Jia Zhangshi was numb.
Why didn't the First Uncle say that he wanted to buy virgin boy's urine?
5 yuan could buy 10 catties of eggs.
This old man was too sinister.
He even said that he was on good terms with our Jia family. When he could make money for our Jia family, why didn't he think of our family first?
Jia Zhangshi grabbed a middle-aged woman who was about to go out and smiled awkwardly.
"Auntie Yi, you don't have to go get the bowl. We have it at home.
I'll just take a bowl and catch the pee."
Yi Zhonghai snorted coldly.
A middle-aged woman took back her clothes from Jia Zhangshi's hands and left.
Third Uncle followed him out and waited in the courtyard to get the bowl.
Seeing Yan Bugui leave, Jia Zhangshi rolled her eyes.
What's there to be proud of? It was just a pee for five yuan. What a loser.
Jia Zhangshi turned to the old man and said,"Grandpa Yi, you said you wanted a stick of urine just now. Why didn't you say you wanted to pay?
You keep saying that you take care of our family, but is this how you take care of us?
Outsiders have earned this advantage."
Hearing Jia Zhangshi's muttering, the Deaf Old Lady's face darkened.
"Dong Xu's mother. Don't think about taking advantage of me all day long.
Today, the three of you were beaten up by the Liu family's kid, and then a wild dog came to bite you. Isn't it all because you took advantage of others?
In my opinion, the reason why First Uncle fell ill tonight was because he was tired of cleaning up after your family every day.
Your family should pay for his illness.
If you continue to grumble and curse here, be careful that I, the old lady, will tear your mouth apart.”
Jia Zhang-shi looked up at the old lady and said with an embarrassed smile,"Old Madam, I can't hold back my words. I'm old and still like to nag. Don't lower yourself to my level.”
Not long after, an auntie and Yan Bugui walked in together.
A middle-aged woman was holding a large porcelain bowl. The dark yellow liquid was still emitting a faint steam.
"Old Yi, drink it while it's hot." a middle-aged woman said.
Yi Zhonghai took the bowl, closed his eyes, held his breath, and gulped it down.
Xiao Yue hugged Liu Yang's neck and whispered into his ear," Dad, I look disgusting."”
Yang Liu smiled and patted Xiao Yue's butt.
Many people were staring at Yi Zhonghai as he drank the virgin boy's urine from the porcelain bowl.
Yi Zhonghai swallowed hard after finishing the last mouthful.
This sour and refreshing taste.
Yi Zhonghai looked at Liu Yang, who was also staring at him, and cursed in his heart.
F * cking street scoundrel!
If it wasn't for your idea, I wouldn't have been forced to drink virgin boy urine.
It's fine if I drink virgin boy's urine, but I have to bleed.
Damn it, he gave Old Yan five yuan for nothing.
I'm really asking for trouble.
Jia Zhangshi watched Yi Zhonghai finish the entire porcelain bowl of urine and couldn't help but frown.
Dong Xu had been strangled by him, and there was still a handprint on his neck.
He didn't even take out a few bucks to compensate our Dongxu.
Jia Zhangshi glanced at Liu Yang again. This street was filled with people who wanted the world to be in chaos.
If he didn't say it earlier, he would have asked an old man to spend money to buy virgin boy urine.
If he had said it earlier, the Jia family would have earned the 5 yuan.
This 5 yuan will be credited to Liu Yang.
Sooner or later, I'll have to find a chance to make up for the loss of 5 yuan from this street punk.
Counting tonight, our Jia family has really suffered a loss.
Yi Zhonghai, that old thing, ran in while we were asleep and almost strangled Dongxu to death.
A bath of virgin boy's urine was cheap at 5 yuan, and he even gave it directly to the third uncle's house.
Many people heaved a sigh of relief when they saw Yi Zhonghai finish his bowl of virgin boy urine.
"Grandpa Yi, drink this virgin boy's urine and have a good sleep tonight.
I reckon you'll be fine tomorrow." Aunt Liang said with concern.
Aunt Jiang glanced at the middle-aged woman.
"Aunt Yi, if you're still worried about Uncle Yi, then find a softer rope and tie him up.
After all, he had just drunk the virgin boy's urine, so the effects might not be obvious immediately.”
Xu Damao looked at Liu Haizhong." Second Uncle, will it be safe for us to sleep tonight?”
Liu Haizhong scratched his head and said bitterly," Da Mao, you're really giving Second Uncle a hard time."
I don't have the final say in this matter.
Who knew if First Uncle would cause more trouble after he had caused trouble tonight?”
Uncle Jiang, who was in the front yard, waved his hand.
"Second Uncle, it's as if you didn't say anything.
Forget it, let's go back and close the doors and windows before we sleep.
He couldn't always count on others for safety.”
Many people nodded.
"Grandpa Yi is really too scary tonight. If I don't close the door, I don't dare to sleep.”
"If First Uncle barges into our house, I won't be able to beat him.”
Someone looked at an auntie." Auntie Yi, tie me up later. Tie me up tighter.
Don't let him break free from the rope and run out. The safety of our courtyard is all on you.”
A middle-aged woman smiled awkwardly.
Yi Zhonghai had already regained his senses.
Jia Dongxu rested on the bed for a long time before he could sit up. However, the handprint on his neck was still there, and his voice was a little hoarse.
Seeing that there was nothing else to do, everyone returned home.
Yang Liu carried the sleepy Xiaoyue home.
Yang Liu sighed as he put Xiaoyue on the bed.
It would be great if he sent Yi Zhonghai to the police station tonight.
If Yi Zhonghai went to the police station…The Jia family would definitely ask the auntie for money for the letter of forgiveness. Moreover, it was definitely not as simple as a few or tens of yuan.
If Yi Zhonghai had been locked up in there for too long, there would be a record in the file.
Even if he was a Level 8 fitter in the factory, he would not dare to be so arrogant in the factory in the future.
The Deaf Old Lady was a piece of sh * t.
If she hadn't appeared tonight, Yi Zhonghai would definitely have been sent to the police station.
Suddenly, Yang Liu felt the policemen at the police station had a huge emotional fluctuation.
Yang Liu focused his mind and the screen in front of him showed police officers.
The police officer opened the drawer and took out a file. He took out a few pieces of paper from the file.
With the help of the police officer's eyes, Yang Liu glanced at the contents of the paper and heaved a sigh of relief.
Heaven did not disappoint those who put in the effort.
At the police station, they finally found some useful clues to investigate the Deaf Old Lady's identity.
Yang Liu rolled on the bed happily.
Old thing, it's only a matter of time before I expose your true colors.
Let's see how many more days you can be arrogant?
The next morning, Yang Liu opened his eyes and checked in with the system.
Congratulations to the host for completing the system check-in.
Congratulations to the host for obtaining the anti-theft talisman.
Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Sarcoma Talisman.
Congratulations to the host for obtaining five catties of eggs.
Congratulations to the host for obtaining two catties of rice.
Congratulations to the host for obtaining one catty of red dates.
Congratulations to the host for obtaining one catty of brown sugar.
The anti-theft talisman was effective for a week.
He set the anti-theft zone through the system.
The system will automatically detect the intruders who enter the anti-theft area.
Those who had the tendency to steal would be unlucky in the anti-theft area.
Wasn't this anti-theft talisman a gift prepared for that Little Thief God?
Sarcoma Talisman. After using the talisman paper, the more vulgarities one said, the bigger the tumor would be.
Liu Yang was secretly delighted. Wasn't this talisman paper made for that old thing Jia Zhangshi?
In fairy tales, Pinocchio lied and his nose grew longer.
In the courtyard house, Jia Zhangshi swore that her tumor had grown bigger.
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