Su Xing was so angry that smoke was coming out of his nostrils.
"Who are you calling a retard? Let me tell you, this is not a stupid game! If you have the ability to clear it, I'll bring you to the dungeon to level up!”
“!!! You said that you would wait for me for five minutes and bring me to the dungeon to level up!”
Five hours later…
Lying weakly on the bed, Little Fatty Yu's eyes were bloodshot. He said in disbelief,"
"How could that be? How could he not pass? Am I really retarded?"
Yu Chubby Boy fell into deep self-doubt and threw the game link to Wang Yuyan.
"Sister Yuyan, quickly help me think of a way to clear this game. Su Xing said that as long as we clear this game, he will bring us to level up!”
Five seconds later, Wang Yuyan replied: "Okay, wait for me!"
Little Fatty Yu waited with anticipation.
Four hours later, Wang Yuyan sent a message.
Wang Yuyan said,[Forget it. We can find other support even if he hasn't woken up…]
Little Fatty Yu was speechless.
……
Waking up, he lay on the sofa and kept scrolling through funny videos. Occasionally, he would let out a strange laugh.
At this moment, he received a message on his phone.
"Xingxing, have you played this game before? It was so difficult! Help me think of a way!"
When he woke up, he saw that the sender was Chirp Chirp, and the game link was…Gosh.
The expression on his awakened face stiffened for a moment, then he said,
"Chirp chirp, I'm not interested in entertainment. Let's play chicken dinner, how about that? I'm already 60 when I eat chicken…"
After a while, Chirp Chirp replied,[Okay!]”
Su Xing had already received the news and could not wait to run to his eSports room.
But then, he saw an unbelievable scene…
The lazy Weng Mengqi was sitting on the eSports chair, staring at the computer screen.
One of its paws was looking at the keyboard while the other was holding the mouse.
"..."
"Who told you to touch my computer? This computer is more expensive than yours. You can't afford to pay for it if you break it!”
"Meng Qi, Meng Qi ~(You don't want to play, so why don't you let me play?）”
Awaken roared and carried Lazy Man down from his eSports chair. He looked at Monchi's results…
"F * ck, you actually got chicken dinner?”
Or 17 kills?
What the hell?
A human-like look of pride flashed across Monchi's face when he heard this."Meng Qi, Meng Qi ~"
Su Xing's eyes burned with jealousy as he reprimanded,"
"Meng Qi, you're still young. Children can't play games. It's not good for their eyes!”
Meng Qi's face flashed with an aggrieved expression when he heard this. He said,
"Meng Qi, Meng Qi ~(Just don't play!）”
Su Xing chuckled, then logged into his account and sent an invitation to Chirp Chirp.
"Come quickly, my 98K little prince! You can be said to be invincible!"
"Coming, coming ~"
After entering the game, Chirp Chirp asked,"
Xingxing, where are we jumping?"
"Is there a need to say that? Pochinki was really strong! Believe me, my spear was extremely powerful!"
Thirty seconds later, the two of them landed on the ground like crates…
" I made a mistake just now," Su Xing explained awkwardly." I didn't manage to pick up the gun when I landed, so I was killed instantly…Again!"”
Half an hour later, Chirp Chirp's tone was filled with suspicion.
"Xingxing, can you do it? You jumped 15 times in half an hour! Those who didn't know better would think that this game was Parachuting Simulation!”
Su Xing wiped the sweat off his forehead and said guiltily,""Mistake! Mistake! This time, we'll go jungle!”
At this moment, Monchi's notification sounded in his ears.
"Meng Qi, Meng Qi ~(There's someone at 6 o'clock!)）”
" Where?" Xing Huo was stunned for a moment and asked," Where?" Where is he?"
Before he could even see the enemy, he was shot in the head again after waking up, and Chirp Chirp died soon after.
"Xingxing, can you do it or not?!”
Doubtful voices could be heard in the earphones. Anyone who jumped 16 times in half an hour would not be able to stand it…
Su Xing choked for a moment. Just as he was about to explain, he had an idea and looked at Meng Qi.
"Cough cough, it was my cousin who played just now. This time, it's my turn to fly you. Give me another chance!”
"Alright…I'll believe you one last time!”
After getting Chirp Chirp's reply, Su Xing took off his earphones and threw a pleading look at Monchi.
"Meng Qi, come, come. I'm a little tired from playing. I'll let you play a few rounds!”
"Monchi, monchi ~ Didn't you say that children can't play games?）”
When Su Xing saw the cunning look in Meng Qi's eyes, he instantly understood what he meant. He gritted his teeth and said,
"I'll buy you a box of pet fruits after eating a handful of chicken!”
"Meng Qi! Let go of the mouse and let me do it!"
Fifteen minutes later, Chirp Chirp exclaimed,
"You're too awesome, Xingxing. You killed 23 people and got chicken dinner in one go. You're too handsome!!!”
Su Xing glanced at Meng Qi, who was sitting on the eSports chair, and said guiltily,
"Ahem, I already said that I'm very strong. Do you believe me now?! Come, come, come. I'll bring you to eat chicken ten more times today!”
……
Three hours later.
Su Xing enjoyed the praises of a soft and scholarly loli's voice as he drank his coke comfortably. He felt that his life had reached its peak.
"Xingxing, I want to sleep! You should rest early too!"
Chirp Chirp hesitated for a moment, then mustered up its courage and said,"
"Xingxing, do you want to go offline with me?”
Awakening: ???
What should I do if a female netizen I've known for three years asks me to meet him offline? Waiting online, urgent!
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