I'm just a star
31 The whole Internet is hot, and a hundred flowers bloom on the mic

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In the video, Chen Ming and Sanpao appeared.

"Hello, everyone. I'm Chen Ming, and this is San Pao, my good friend. I'm sure many of you know him.

I've been quite busy these few days, mainly building my own recording studio. This is the result of our work over the past few days.”

As he spoke, the camera turned around to show the recording studio, telling the fans, look!

I'm not slacking off and not streaming. I'm really busy.

" Today, I saw your Weibo arguing endlessly about 'shouting on mic.' I have nothing to say about this. Everyone has their own preferences.

It's a good thing to have debates. When something new is created, it will be accompanied by debates. Only when there are debates can there be progress. I don't dare to say that shouting on the mic will become a culture.

However, culture needed to be tolerant and varied.

Back then, wasn't our national essence, Peking opera, also criticized by countless people?

Without the persistence of those Peking opera artists, the Peking opera mask would not have been able to flourish to this day.”

Chen Ming repeated what he had said to Sanpao.

"I've read Jiang Li's article too. I just want to say that I can't learn your elegance. You have your elegance, and I have mine.”

Immediately after, Blade Mountain Flame Sea Guild's accompaniment started playing. Sanpao, who was beside him, put on a pair of sunglasses and shook his head as he sang.

"Saber! Fury Slashes Snow-Winged Eagle

Mountains! Heroic and soaring to the sky

Fire! Rolling and burning

The sea has set off a huge wave!"

It had to be said that Sanpao was a professional DJ after all. This mic was extremely powerful and without any pressure.

In the video, Chen Ming pushed Sanpao away and interrupted him.

" Many people say that Mai Ci is too chuunibyou, too lewd, and too vulgar. Then we can sing like this." Blade Mountain Flame Sea Guild's accompaniment sounded again, and it was Chen Ming's turn to sing.

"Xia! Dayu's flood-control benefits

Shang! King Zhou is very violent

Zhou! King You is too rebellious

The beacon fire plays with the princes

First Emperor, I deposed the King of Zhou

So what if I destroy the six countries?

Defying the Heavens, Changing Fate, Genesis

Carrying the world alone!

Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty killed the white snake

Cruel treatment of animals will shorten one's lifespan!

His HR is called Xiao He

Poaching Han Xin to destroy Chu!

Resist the Xiongnu and expand the Western Regions

One hundred thousand cavalry, Lang Juxu!

Conquering Dawan to raise the country's prestige

I'll bring you to show off, I'll bring you to fly!"

"How about it? Our Dragon Country has been roaring for 5,000 years. No one can say that it's vulgar, right?

Next, we'll announce a small competition. I saw that the most talked about topic in a certain Weibo post was a person who got drunk.

In the video, the music of the DJ's version of "Rivers in You" started playing. Chen Ming extended the microphone to Sanpao, who immediately put on his sunglasses and started singing while shaking his head.

"Alone, I'm drunk

Drunk, making beautiful women into pairs

Two eyes are alone together

I only hope that we can return together in the future."

" Of course, you can also sing like this." Chen Ming pushed Sanpao away and grabbed his sunglasses to put them on.

"Alone, I'm drunk

seven or eight subjects at once

Two eyes are alone together

All of them were GAY!

I don't even know how to answer multiple choice questions.

I didn't get the big question right!"

In the video, Chen Ming started to play tricks.

"Alright, alright. Have you all comprehended it?

That's it, no matter if you're a farmer or a white-collar worker, a student or a professor, a big star or a small fan,

Show yourself and use your imagination. You can choose to shout according to my original words, or you can write your own words, make fun of them, or ridicule them.

Of course, it was best to promote positive energy.

I'll upload the original accompaniment for 'I'm Drunken Alone' right away. You can also choose the accompaniment you like.

Yes, our competition is so casual and willful.

Then, he would record a short video and post it on a certain blog. The person who forwarded the video with the most comments would win.

The top three will receive a song from me, ahem, a non-famous, unprofessional, and trashy songwriter, Chen Ming, tailored for you. You can choose the style of the song!

Walk your own path and let others talk!

Don't be shy, get involved!

The deadline for the event was this time tomorrow.

It was still the same sentence. You have your elegance, I have my country. Both refined and vulgar tastes are appreciated. Each has his own preference.

Let's get high. I'm Chen Ming. Don't be infatuated with me. I'm just a legend.”

As he said that, Chen Ming turned his baseball cap, and Sanpao cooperated with him by blowing smoke rings. The video ended.

Once this Weibo post was posted, it became even more lively.

"Hahaha, after all, God Ming, this response is awesome.

Whatever, I can't be bothered with you. You play your game, I'll play mine.”

"You make me want to play too, haha.”

"It seems very interesting. I'll try weaving a set later.”

"Scumbag, wait for me. I'll go record it now. Remember to forward the comments later!”

"Walk your own path and let others talk. Hold it up!"

...

In Little Sweetie's live stream, after watching Chen Ming's video, she was dumbfounded. After all, her idol, Brother Legend.

Why are you arguing with them? You don't like it, but many people do. You're very elegant.

Walk your own path and let others talk.

The winner would also have a song that he personally composed?

Those who didn't know better didn't know that Little Tiantian was a brainless fan of Chen Ming. Her three songs were currently hanging high on the charts of Qianqian Music Platform!

He had to participate. Not only was it to make a name for himself, but it would also benefit him greatly.

She immediately switched to her most coquettish voice and acted cute to the netizens in the live broadcast room, saying,"Dear friends, I'm going to record it now. When it's posted, remember to like it and forward it.”

In Chen Ming's fan group,

"Haha, it's God Ming after all.”

"It's easy to change the topic. I'll record a video and support it. Brothers, please forward it to me and like it?”

Brother Knife: " Hahahahaha, awesome. Brothers, come, those who know and those who don't, record one. Let's farm."”

Old Wang next door: " I don't know how to sing, but my wife sings very well. I'll grab her and call her out later."”

"A bunch of idiots!"”

"Can you do this?" Sanpao asked. Was that all? No matter how he looked at it, it didn't seem reliable.

"Hey, just you wait. I'm exhausted today.”Chen Ming said after locking the door of the company. The recording studio was ready, but the other places were still empty. There was still a long way to go.

"What should we do next?" Sanpao said.

"I'll be counting on you from now on. I'll be counting on you to help me with the renovation and recruitment of other places. As for the business, I'll plan it properly.

Aiyo, I haven't been streaming for a few days. I'm relying on streaming to eat now.

I still have to prepare when I go back. Let's go, let's eat first.”

Chen Ming was exhausted. Running a studio was really troublesome. Coupled with this body, he was really weak. He really needed to train properly when he was free.

They had just started to pave the way, and money was already flowing out. Now, their income was all dependent on live broadcasts. It was unbearable.

Thinking about it was one thing, but actually doing it was another. However, Chen Ming was confident that he could do it well.

After a certain Weibo post was posted, the style changed completely. The faction that supported the microphone no longer argued with the faction that supported the microphone.

One after another, they joined Chen Ming's little video competition. No matter what you said or looked down on them, they could just enjoy themselves while they enjoyed themselves.

Not long after, various videos of a drunk person singing a cover appeared on a certain blog.

There's a migrant worker version

The company employee version

Student version

Online streamer version

There were all kinds of old grandpa and grandma versions, and it instantly ignited a certain blog.

The first to become popular was a three-year-old baby named Yang Yike.

"Hello, everyone. My name is Yang Yike, and I'm three years old this year.”

In a small video, an adorable little girl was introducing herself. Her eyes were watery and she was holding a small milk bottle in her hand.

"Then what is Baby Yike going to do?”His mother asked gently.

"I... I... I sing, I... I'll sing for everyone." The little girl raised the milk bottle in her hand and said proudly.

"One person, I drank milk and got drunk. When I got drunk, my parents became a pair, and my mother's eyes…Mother's eyes are... I only hope that I can be together with you one day. Daddy, he kneels on the keyboard. Mommy is the queen."

" Hahahaha!"

"So cute, so cute. I'm dying of laughter.!!! Hahaha."

"What a cute baby. I want to have a baby like this too, QVQ~"

"Pfft! Daddy is kneeling on the keyboard, and Mommy is the queen. Hahahaha! Let me picture this in my mind, hahaha!”

"I can't take it anymore. Ahhhh ~ I'm so adorable ~"

Next was the student version.

In the video, on the blackboard, it was written that there were still XXX days until the college entrance examination. On the desks, there were piles of books. The students were all lying on the tables and burying their heads in writing. Only the sound of writing could be heard.

Suddenly, the broadcast system in the classroom played a burst of music, and then all the students went crazy. Books and papers flew all over the sky.

"If I'm tired from the exams, seven or eight of us will memorize our homework together!

The two eyes were alone, and the questions were all GAY!

I don't know any of the choices, I didn't get the big questions right!

I'm deeply in love, I'm willing, I'll search for the answer thousands of miles away!

When it comes to mathematics, I'm infatuated with it. The formulas are too complicated and wonderful!

I'm frivolous and arrogant, I'm ignorant and ignorant, I only blame myself for being too young!

I'll abandon biology, I'll forget physics, I'll cut chemistry, I won't care anymore!

The golden list title is a good story. I have been studying hard for three years and my hair has turned white!

Nine years of education, who will accompany, who is right, who is wrong, who will accompany!

For whom can I love and hate in my life?

Defeated prefect, I'll fight the principal!

......

"Hahahahaha, that's too much! Awesome!"

"This is XXX High School. I can tell from the classroom and uniform! I graduated from there! The juniors are awesome!"

"6 times!"

"F * ck, stop singing. Let me study hard. I still have a mock exam tomorrow!”

This was obviously the work of the liberal arts class in the college entrance examination. Then, the science students expressed their dissatisfaction and quickly came up with a science student version to refute!

"I cry when I speak foreign languages, but my heart is haggard when I speak Chinese!

......

......”

There was also a migrant worker version.

"I'll carry 70 to 80 bricks each!

I'm the only one with you, I beg you, boss, don't delay your pay!

......”

The staff version.

"I'm tired of working overtime alone

Uh, there's also an old driver version.

"I'll get drunk and sleep with seven or eight people

I'm seeing stars in my eyes, I'm going to turn green!"

There were also versions in different local languages. In short, the style was completely chaotic. A group of demons danced wildly. A certain blog was flooded by various versions of a person drinking and getting drunk. All the doubts and criticisms were drowned out by the revelry of the masses.

I'm Drunken Alone!

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