"The original color of the curtains is blue. What else do you want me to do?”
"When I wrote this article, I didn't expect you to misunderstand for so long…"
...
As soon as he said this,
Teacher Huang's smug smile froze at the corner of her mouth.
Shen Fang's words shocked everyone even more.
Why were the curtains blue?
Because it was originally blue!
"Just..." Teacher Huang could not believe it. She was so shocked that she could not speak." It's that simple?”
Did I just get high?
It seems that my analysis just now was based on the classics.
All by myself?
At this moment, Teacher Huang felt like a clown.
"What do you think?" Shen Fang wanted to light a cigarette with his dry mouth, but he realized that he had already finished smoking. He could only say helplessly," Do you think it will be difficult?”
"When I wrote it, I really didn't think so much…"
I'm stunned!
He was completely stunned!
Not only Teacher Huang, but Shen Fang's words also made the audience who were watching the show break their defenses.
We've been doing the college entrance examination papers for so many years.
There was no correct answer at all?
We tried so hard to figure out the author's feelings and thoughts.
Was it all his own imagination?
"Damn it, I finally know why those experts who set the college entrance examination questions always like to pick articles written by deceased authors…The dead could not be resurrected, and the dead could not testify!”
"Pfft…Brothers, luckily I didn't take the college entrance examination that year!”
"The beast from the Education Bureau, get over here and get beaten up!!! I'm f * cking convinced. Back then, I was deducted eight points on this question!!! Ahhhh!"
" I suggest that the experts next time don't pick an article by a living author for reading comprehension, lest they get slapped in the face!”
"Is there a possibility, brothers, that these bricklayers…I also thought that Shen Fang laoshi was already dead, hahahahaha…"
......
Don't act tough, act tough and you'll be struck by lightning.
These words were true.
He had wanted to show off his profound knowledge in front of everyone and the camera.
Unexpectedly,
He was directly slapped in the face by the original author.
What did this belong to?
Acting tough in someone else's area of expertise would backfire.
Ms. Huang felt her old face burning, and she felt a little ashamed.
As the saying goes, the higher you fly, the more you fall.
Teacher Huang was so proud just now.
His face was in so much pain now.
"I just remembered that there's still a dish in the kitchen that hasn't been finished, and the gas tank hasn't been turned off.”Ms. Huang was embarrassed. She found an excuse and quickly ran away." You guys play first. When the meal is ready, I'll call you guys…"
He couldn't care less about his face.
After saying this, Teacher Huang rushed to the kitchen without stopping.
Seeing Teacher Huang's deflated appearance, Big Honey was indescribably happy.
She started shouting at Teacher Huang's back.
"Teacher Huang, why are you leaving? Why don't you sit down for a while?"
"No, no." Teacher Huang waved her hand hurriedly and did not even turn her head." You guys play, you guys play…"
"Aiya, so comfortable!" Big Honey put her hands on her hips and smiled as she watched Teacher Huang leave.
At this moment, she felt refreshed.
"Hey, thank you!" In her excitement, Big Mimi thanked Shen Fang.
Unexpectedly, Shen Fang did not appreciate her kindness at all. His expression was still lazy,"
"My name is not Hello, my name is Shen Fang…"
My name is not Hello, my name is Chu Yu…
Big Mimi frowned.
Why was this line so familiar?
"Anyway, thank you!" Big Mimi was in a good mood and did not argue with Shen Fang. She extended her right hand to him." Teacher Shen Fang, nice to meet you!”
This time, she was completely convinced when she called him 'teacher'.
She could feel it.
Shen Fang was a great writer and was different from others.
He was someone who would say whatever he wanted.
He would never hide it, nor would he pretend to be profound. He was very down-to-earth.
She liked this kind of person very much.
She was also very happy to be friends with such a person.
"Are you happy to meet me?" Upon hearing Da Mimi's words, Shen Fang changed the topic." How happy are you?”
Although he said that, he did it out of courtesy.
Shen Fang still reached out to shake her hand.
Being choked by Shen Fang, Big Mimi rolled her eyes on the spot.
"You cultured people always talk like this. You all like to talk Tian 'er to death, right?”
"I don't know how the others speak, but when I speak, it's always like this.”Not caring about Big Mimi's ridicule, Shen Fang picked up a straw in his mouth and said leisurely," After all-"
"I'm not a cultured person. I'm not cultured…"
Truth aside,
From a certain point of view, Shen Fang was right.
He dropped out of school at the age of thirteen and did not even go to high school.
According to the dimension of academic qualifications…
He was indeed the uncultured type.
"You!" The good impression that had just risen was immediately shattered. Big Mimi was angry and thought that Shen Fang was teasing her.
"Are you kidding me? Hmph! I'm ignoring you!"
After saying this, Big Mimi turned around and walked out of the beach angrily.
"If you don't care about my calculations, who will care about you..." Shen Fang took the opportunity to sit on a leisure chair on the beach and lay down in a comfortable position. His heart was filled with joy." I'm happy to be free…"
Unexpectedly,
Just as he was about to rest,
Suddenly, he remembered something very important.
Damn it, the taxi is still waiting at the village entrance. I haven't paid the f * cking fare yet!
Thinking of this, Shen Fang sat up from his chair and quickly looked around.
Teacher Huang couldn't keep her face and ran away.
Big Mimi thought that he was playing with her and left.
Then the rest of the scene…There was only one person left!
"Teacher Shen Fang, you…Why are you looking at me?" Feeling Shen Fang's gaze, she did not know why.
Zifeng suddenly had an ominous premonition…
"Zifeng, do you believe me?" Shen Fang's eyes became unusually firm.
"I... I..." After hesitating for a while, the thin-skinned Zifeng still chose to nod." Yes…" Do you believe it?"
Seeing his sister nod her head, Shen Fang felt assured.
He sat up straight and spoke in a Cantonese accent.
"Little Sister (Little Sister)"
"I've met a bunch of very, very bad people now. Some gangstars..."
"So I need your help now!”
"Transfer 300 yuan via V-mail."
"Do you understand what I mean?"
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