Mushroom house, outside the courtyard.
There were seven or eight wooden boxes piled up.
These wooden boxes were all large, 1.5 meters long and 0.8 meters wide.
From its appearance,
It was similar to the coffins used for burial in ancient times.
They were placed in disorder in the courtyard.
It looked particularly out of place.
When he saw these packages, Shen Fang felt puzzled and immediately cursed,"
"What bad luck!"
It was early in the morning.
Who put these annoying things in the yard?
With the mentality of revealing secrets,
Shen Fang walked closer and looked at the label on the wooden box.
He found that most of these wooden boxes were sent from overseas.
There were all kinds of blessings written on it:
“congratulations! Congratulations!"
“Divine-work! NB! (A god-like work! Awesome!"
“amazing! Mr.shen，you-are-my-god! (This is too exaggerated! Teacher Shen, you're my God!"
......
As soon as he saw the slogan on the wooden boxes,
Shen Fang found it strange.
Where did these things come from?
Why is he writing all these weird English?
Can someone give me an explanation?
"What's going on…" Shen Fang was puzzled.
Coincidentally, at this moment,
Teacher Huang and Zifeng walked out of the kitchen.
Both of them were holding a plate of freshly cooked boiled chicken in their hands.
"Yo, Teacher Shen is awake?" Teacher Huang greeted Shen Fang warmly. Then, she smiled and pointed at the wooden boxes in front of her." Take a look. These are all gifts from your foreign book friends!”
"This time, you've become so popular overseas ~"
Overseas? Book friends? Gift?
What was this?
Shen Fang stared at Teacher Huang with a blank expression, feeling puzzled.
Where did I get foreign readers?
He had been sleeping in his room for the whole day, so he naturally didn't know what was happening outside.
When Teacher Huang and Zifeng started explaining to him…
Only then did he understand.
The general situation was-
For some unknown reason," The Three-Body Problem " could not be published in China, but it had spread abroad by accident.
It's popular abroad,
He even seized something…
The award for the most promising new work?
It had attracted the attention of all the people overseas!
And these wooden boxes that looked like coffins…
It was a gift from those foreign readers who were far away on the other side of the ocean.
" I'll give you a gift, but why..." Shen Fang frowned and expressed his confusion." These gifts need to be packed in wooden boxes? Moreover, it was specially disguised as a coffin…"
"How is this a book fan? I'm afraid the anti-fans are cursing me to die..."
Upon hearing this, Teacher Huang pondered for a while and shook her head silently.
"I don't think so…"
"Perhaps it's because…In the eyes of foreigners, coffins were a very auspicious thing, because coffins and officials had the same pronunciation, and materials and wealth had the same translation. As the saying went, coffins, coffins, promotion and wealth! Giving away coffins was equivalent to giving away 'official wealth'!”
"I'm thinking that this thing should be the same as foreigners giving crosses to people…"
Giving away coffins was equivalent to giving away 'official wealth'?
What kind of fanciful logic was this?
"How do you know so much?”Shen Fang was puzzled.
"It's written here!" Teacher Huang picked up the note on the wooden box and shook it." It also says…I wish you a long and happy life. I wish you happiness every day. I wish you today every year. Congratulations…"
F * ck!
Before Teacher Huang could finish,
Shen Fang hurriedly called for a pause, his face sweating profusely.
"Brother, stop for a moment. Why are you still singing…"
"Cough cough…" Teacher Huang seemed to be a little embarrassed about her tone deaf. She coughed dryly and said," This is what it says. I can't do anything about it…"
Compared to talking nonsense with Teacher Huang,
Shen Fang was more interested in what gifts the foreign readers had sent him.
He walked to the first wooden box.
He used a pair of tweezers to break the nails and opened the wooden box.
"Bang!"
Accompanied by the sound of the wooden box opening.
A scene that he would never forget for the rest of his life appeared before his eyes.
Inside the wooden box.
Dozens of kitchen knives were piled up.
Each of these kitchen knives was brighter and sharper than the last.
Moreover, these kitchen knives did not cut corners at all.
All of them were piled up to a few dozen catties!
The entire wooden box was gathered together, and it was difficult to even push it…
"Who the f * ck told you that you have to send a blade to rush the updates?”Shen Fang felt numb. He wanted to cry but had no tears." What kind of weird cultural output is this?”
"I'm afraid someone is messing with me."
Seeing the box full of razor blades,
Teacher Huang was also stunned.
" Hey, don't tell me," Teacher Huang exclaimed," This foreign book friend is really sincere! We're just shouting slogans when we say we'll send the blade, but they're really not ambiguous-"
"This blade is really meant to be sent!”
Not only did foreign readers want to send Shen Fang a blade,
Teacher Huang felt that he wanted to send a blade to Shen Fang!
If you don't finish a book properly,
Why was it divided into three volumes?
Most importantly, this guy…
He even stopped when he was writing the most exciting part!
Who could take this…
Teacher Huang chimed in,
On the other hand, in his heart,
He silently gave a thumbs up to these foreign friends.
This year's foreign readers are not bad.
He was a good person and honest!
If there was something wrong, they would really attack…
At this moment,
Shen Fang felt numb.
"I can't be bothered with this." Shen Fang shook his head.
He walked to the second wooden box.
He picked up the tweezers and used the same method to pry open the wooden box.
"Bang!"
The wooden box opened.
A shocking scene appeared again.
Inside the wooden box,
It was packed densely into a full box.
Haitian brand soy sauce!
When he saw the soy sauce,
Shen Fang felt even more numb.
How was this a f * cking gift?
This was a box full of 'technology and ruthless work'…
Seeing this,
Finally, Shen Fang could no longer hold back and broke through his defense.
Damn it,
This bunch of b * stards,
She really did not want him to live…
How was this a book fan urging him to update?
This was clearly the King of Hell seeking his life…
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