I Know How to Do Divination in Bed
Speaking of Wuhu's Great Sima.
Those who liked to watch live broadcasts and those who didn't have heard of it more or less.
What was especially famous was Da Sima's famous skill, Turn Back and Draw!
Back then, it had been a hit on the internet.
Who knew how many people had gone crazy from laughing, and who knew how many hunger strikers had been cured.
Now, so many years had passed.
Da Sima was still around, and he was still one of the top players in Shark Fighter. However, his gaming skills were getting better and better. Of course, his mouth was also getting harder and harder. It was comparable to the hardest substance in the world.
For example, what had just happened in his stream, his Novice had been single-handedly taken down by Pantheon, losing a large wave of minions and two tower skins. Logically speaking, it was already a huge blow.
However, Da Sima smiled confidently and said,""It's not a loss! Although Pantheon killed me, he suffered a great loss! Because he successfully aroused my fighting spirit. Next, I'm going to activate my undead mode. I can't die again."
After saying that, Da Sima controlled his newly resurrected Noobie to walk up the lane from the fountain. However, before he could reach the first tower, he was killed by Pantheon, who was lying in ambush in the grass.
The fans were speechless.
Da Sima was speechless.
Da Sima: " That was a mistake. From now on, I will not die and become a super god."”
The classic overtook.
However, in less than two minutes, Pantheon once again forcefully jumped over the tower and stabbed him to death.
Da Sima was speechless.
The fans were speechless.
"Guapi!" This Pantheon is a melonrind! Wasn't he afraid of my teammates?”
Da Sima's lips twitched as he gritted his teeth.
The fans burst out laughing when they saw how angry he was.
"Old Ma is still as good as ever!”
"You're so stubborn! I'm dying of laughter!"
After a while, Da Sima lost the game as expected.
He closed the game interface dejectedly and said,""I'm not playing games anymore. There are too many snipers nowadays, and it's affecting my gaming experience. I've decided to change to another event and play PK for a while.”
"PK?"
The fans were shocked.
Da Sima was a game streamer, not a player in the PK area, and he rarely played PK.
Occasionally, it was also forced by the fans.
But now, he actually took the initiative to propose a PK match, which made the fans somewhat incredulous.
"Old Ma, why are you suddenly thinking about PK?”
"Old Ma, did you get agitated by something?”
They asked in puzzlement.
Da Sima chuckled and said," Actually, I won't hide it from everyone. I drank a few glasses today and my head is a little dizzy. It's really not suitable for me to play games. It's really good to play PK for a while. I can also meet a lot of female streamers and make friends with them."”
Fans: "???"
Did he want to get to know girls or fellow streamers?
They had gained some insight from the details that Old Ma had let slip.
"Old Ma has a problem today. He actually wants to take the initiative to PK with girls!”
"Yes, he's not usually like this! He was usually very serious! It was as if he had drunk alcohol today and had revealed his true nature!”
"Hahaha, Old Ma is indeed the reserved type! Once you drink, you reveal your true colors!"
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Soon after.
Old Ma began to PK.
As expected.
As expected, he had also PK with He Huan.
"This beauty, please introduce yourself."
Old Ma said subconsciously as soon as the call connected.
But when he saw He Huan's expression, he stopped talking.
"Why is it a man?"
he said in disappointment.
At the same time, his body honestly wanted to end the joint mic immediately. He said,
"Friend, did you make a mistake? We're all men. I think you're thinking of connecting with other female streamers, right?”
The meaning of his words was very obvious. In fact, he wanted to tactfully remind He Huan to hang up the live-stream so that he could not lose the grace of a big streamer and immediately go to the live-stream to get a younger sister.
Usually, if he said that, the other streamer would tactfully hang up.
However, an accident happened today.
Not only did He Huan not hang up, but he also looked at Old Ma with a smile and said,
"Teacher Ma, I didn't connect wrongly. I connected you.”
Da Sima was speechless.
F * ck! This young man is not giving Hall Han any face!
Alright! You're no longer qualified to be a police dog in Wuhu!
Da Sima was somewhat helpless.
However, he still smiled and said,
"Is that so? Are you my fan?"
"Of course, Teacher Ma. If you don't believe me, you can look at my name.”
He Huan laughed.
Da Sima shifted his gaze to take a look. Instantly, his eyes widened.
"F * ck! Why did you come up with such a perverted name?”
He Huan's current nickname was Shark Fighter: She wanted to take Teacher Ma's skin.
This was the name that He Huan had just changed before she joined the microphone.
The reason why he changed it was because the system reminded him that he would be connected to Da Sima next time, so he made preparations in advance.
However, this made Da Sima and all his fans feel extremely shocked.
Da Sima was still alright. After letting out a strange cry, he temporarily returned to normal. He treated it as a coincidence.
However, the fans, especially those in He Huan's live stream, found it hard to accept.
"F * ck! How did Dog Huan know that he would connect to Teacher Ma? He even changed his name in advance."
"Yesterday, he changed his name in advance as well when he was with Suona!”
"This is really strange! Could it be that this fellow, Dog Huan, could predict the future?”
"Hahaha, brothers, to be honest, I'm actually proficient in the Book of Changes and can calculate, so I can naturally predict the future.”
He Huan saw the doubts in the bullet screen and even explained shamelessly.
Fans: "????"
"You? Proficient in the Book of Changes?"
"Look at you! Do you think we believe you?"
"If anyone doesn't believe me, I can do a free divination for a young girl in bed. I guarantee it will be accurate!”
He Huan said seriously.
In the next second.
"Bah!"
"Looking for a young girl to do divination on the bed? Was that divination? We don't care to expose you!"
"Huan Dog, ah, Huan Dog, you're really cruel! The days are getting more and more chaotic!"
The fans said.
He Huan smiled.
He was just about to change the topic.
At this moment.
Da Sima, who had just learned about what had happened from his fans, suddenly spoke.
His tone was even more serious than He Huan's. With a magnetic voice, he said,"Actually, to be honest, I, Ma, also know how to read fortunes in bed."
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