If All Wuhu Police Dogs Were Like Huan Dogs, It Would Be Over!
The matter was getting bigger and bigger.
He Huan was also very decisive.
Without looking back, he directly hung up and ran away. His speed was so fast that it made people dumbfounded. Some people didn't even have time to react.
When Sister Zhou saw it, she kept sending out fragrant greetings in her live broadcast room, which had already turned black.
"Rat!"
"Coward!"
"B * tch!"
"Beast!"
“......”
And so on.
Later, according to the fans who had experienced the whole process, Sister Zhou became a master of words that day and said at least a hundred such words. The number of vulgarities Sister Zhou cursed that day also exceeded the total number of vulgarities she used in a year.
And all of this was caused by He Huan.
At this moment, speaking of He Huan, he finally ran back to his live broadcast room in a sorry state.
The fans who were with him were completely stunned this time. They were all bursting into laughter.
"Hahahaha, Dog Huan, you're too mean! He had promised to thank Sister Zhou, but in the end, Sister Zhou's live broadcast room was blocked by the super administrator! Although it was only for fifteen minutes! But I think Sister Zhou will remember you for the rest of your life! After all, Sister Zhou's breasts were small! You're also narrow-minded!"
"Dog Huan, the scene of you pretending to be a green tea to gain the sympathy of the super manager was simply too amazing. Do you know how much my stomach hurts from laughing? I just want to ask, is there anyone in this world who can be more despicable than you?”
"Hahahaha! Indeed! That scene was too heaven-defying! I'm dumbfounded! Sister Zhou was probably dumbfounded at that time! She even naively asked him why he was crying? Until she was banned for a longer period of time! Only then did she react!"
"Huan Gou, since you've already offended Sister Zhou, why don't you be more daring? Old Ma has just started broadcasting. Why don't you go and join Old Ma again?”
Looking at the barrage of comments, He Huan's heart swelled up, so he nodded and said,
"Let's go and beat Old Ma."
As he spoke, he sent Da Sima a request to join the microphone.
When Da Sima saw this, he hesitated for a moment, but he still picked up.
However, the first thing Old Ma said after the call connected was,"
"Huan Gou, I don't want the Hui Ji Cup, and I don't want your fat! Please don't recommend it to me anymore!"
“。。。。。。”
This sentence stunned He Huan, who was ready.
The fans immediately laughed and said,
"Hahaha, Old Ma seems to still be living in the shadow of last night!”
"To be able to force my Director Han into this state! Huan Dog, that's enough!"
"I'm dying of laughter! Old Ma had really developed a conditioned reflex!”
Looking at the laughing bullet screen, He Huan explained,
"Old Ma, what happened last night is already in the past. Let's not mention it anymore."
"Right, don't mention it again. Let's just joke about this kind of thing.”
Old Ma hurriedly nodded in agreement.
As long as He Huan didn't mention this, he would be relieved. He was about to take a leisurely sip of goji berry water when He Huan spoke again.
"Old Ma, let's talk about serious matters.”
Old Ma was surprised."
"You can still talk about serious matters? Please speak!"
He Huan continued,
"I asked you to arrange a job for me in Wuhu some time ago. How did it go?”
Hearing this, Old Ma asked in confusion,"
"What do you mean by arranging a job for you? Why don't I have any impression of it?"
He Huan said,
"It was some time ago, and I've already given you the money. Don't tell me you only accept money and don't do anything?”
Hearing this, Old Ma widened his eyes and hurriedly said,"
"Dog Huan, I didn't take your money. This kind of thing can't be joked about.”
Old Ma suddenly became serious.
As the only official in the broadcasting industry, he didn't want to be framed, even though he was only in name.
However, He Huan continued to say,
"Old Ma, you're turning your back on me.”
Old Ma was anxious.
"When did I turn my back on you? You didn't even give me money. What you said was all nonsense!”
He Huan said,
"When I gave you 100 fishballs, do you dare to say that you didn't take them?”
Old Ma:
"What is it? Fish Ball?"
He was a little dumbfounded.
He Huan continued,
"Besides, the thing I asked you to do for me isn't very difficult. You just arranged a job as a police dog in Wuhu, but you didn't care. I'm very disappointed!”
"Um... So it was Wuhu…When... As a police dog? * Cough * Cough cough…"
After hearing this, Da Sima finally came to his senses. It turned out that He Huan was teasing him.
He couldn't help but wipe the cold sweat off his forehead and gulped down a few mouthfuls of water. After he gradually calmed down, he looked at He Huan helplessly and said with a smile,
"Li Shizhen's skin!"
"Puhahahaha, classic Li Shizhen's skin!”
"Why do I feel like Old Ma is scared silly? Did Old Ma really do something wrong? Was it blown up by Huan Gou?"
"Previous poster, don't talk nonsense. Do you still need to doubt Old Ma's character? Old Ma, I've left the things in the old place for you. I'll leave my matters to you!”
"Hahaha, previous poster, I thought you were supporting Old Ma. In the end, you're also a troublemaker!”
"I'm dying of laughter. There are no good people in this live broadcast room!”
He Huan continued,
"Old Ma, I'm serious. Can you arrange a police dog job for me? After all, I'm also a public official with a secure job. I'm prepared to work as a streamer when I retire!”
Da Sima shook his head and was about to say no.
Suddenly, he had an idea and said,"
"Huan Dog, if you really want to be a police dog in Wuhu, it's not entirely impossible. As long as you give me a plane, I'll think of a way to arrange it. What do you think?”
Da Sima was obviously trying to trick Airplane.
However, He Huan's reply left him completely dumbfounded.
"Old Ma, I'm very poor and don't have money to buy you a plane, but I can teach you how to fight. No, how do I play?"
Da Sima: "???"
" What??"
Da Sima thought he was hearing things.
However, He Huan's face gradually turned wretched. He winked and said,
"Old Ma, I've been single for more than 20 years. I'm skilled, so you know.”
Da Sima: "???"
"F * ck!"
"Huan Dog, you're really disgusting! No! I can't take it anymore! I still have things to do! I'll hang up first!"
He Huan:
"Don't, Old Ma. Let's talk nicely. Don't hang up! I'm actually talking about an airplane shooting game.”
However, his call was too late. Old Ma had already mercilessly hung up the microphone.
Not only did he hang up the microphone, Old Ma even criticized in the live broadcast room with the tone of an old cadre,
"This Huan Dog is always behaving like a dog. If all the police dogs in Wuhu are like him, then Wuhu will be finished.”
Fans:
“？？？？？”
“？？？？”
“！！！！！”
"Pfft, hahaha!"
"Old Ma has won a round! There's nothing wrong with that!"
"Indeed, I really can't let Huan be a police dog because he's even more of a dog than a dog!”
At this moment, He Huan, who had just arrived at Da Sima's livestream and was about to give Da Sima a good show, suddenly stopped.
He Huan then asked his fans in the live broadcast room,
"Brothers, do you think I still need to farm?”
Initially, He Huan thought that he might have gone overboard with his joke this time. He was prepared to spend a lot of money to compensate Old Ma.
However, he did not expect to hear such humiliating words as soon as he entered.
His fans laughed.
"I'm really not familiar with him. Stop farming!"
"Indeed! Huan Dog, let's go!"
"Old Ma doesn't think you're even qualified to be a police dog. There's no point in giving him this plane!”
"Go back! It's too embarrassing!"
"Indeed."
He Huan sighed and left Da Sima's live broadcast room.
After Da Sima found out about this, he felt a wave of regret.
"I almost got Dog Huan's plane! Oh my god! It's all my fault for not covering my mouth!"
It was also many years later that Old Ma recalled the scene today and felt that it was a pity. This was the only chance he had to trick He Huan into getting a plane, but he missed it.
After He Huan left Da Sima's live-stream, she was worried about who she should contact next.
Suona suddenly sent him a request to join the mic.
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