I'm Playing With Myself!
On the other side.
In Sister Zhou's live broadcast room.
"F * ck, is Dog Huan really bullying Suona like this?”
Sister Zhou was surprised when she saw the messages from her fans.
She had thought that she had been screwed over by He Huan and had been banned by the super administrator for fifteen minutes.
Now it seemed that Suana was even more miserable than him.
Not only did he call that guy hubby in public.
She even wanted to kiss that guy.
What was even more ridiculous was…
When they were kissing, that guy swallowed the camera in order to take advantage of them…
Just thinking about these scenes…
Sister Zhou felt a chill run down her spine.
Fans:
"Hahaha."
"Sister Zhou, do you want to have another PK with Huan Gou?”
Sister Zhou blurted out,
"F * ck me, no, I can't scold him. Scolding him is equivalent to rewarding him.”
"Hahaha, Sister Zhou, if you don't scold him, you can scold us. We want to be scolded by you too.”
"Aiya, can you guys not be as perverted as Huan Gou? I really can't stand it."
Looking at the bullet screen, Sister Zhou sighed helplessly. She had a feeling that the fans in her live stream were all affected by He Huan, which made her very worried.
On the other side.
In Da Sima's live broadcast room.
There were also fans who told Da Sima about He Huan and Suona's PK.
Da Sima said with a serious expression,"
"How can Dog Huan go so far?"
Fans:
"F * ck! It still depended on Old Ma! You're indeed upright!"
"Old Ma is indeed the most serious streamer in Shark Fight! Full of justice!"
At the same time, the fans praised.
Da Sima continued,"
"If he doesn't invite me to PK with Suona next time, I'll definitely cut ties with him. How can I, Han Jinlun, not be present in such an exciting scene?”
Fans:
“？？？？？”
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In Little Sister's live broadcast room.
"First, he destroyed Sister Zhou's live-stream, and then he took advantage of Suona. This Huan Gou is really smart!”
The little girl sighed.
Fans:
"Hahaha, Dumb, Huan Dog isn't an animal, how can he become a spirit?”
"That's right, the word 'spirit' is not used correctly!”
Dai Xiaomei explained,
"I know it's not right, I'm just exaggerating because I feel that Huan Gou is too smart. Zhou Zhou and Chi Na, two big streamers, are being toyed with by him. He's too scary.”
Dai Xiaomei shook her head and continued,"
"You only saw his perverted side, but you didn't realize how terrifying he was. I think Huan Gou should be an extremely smart person.”
Fans:
" F * ck?!"
"Formosa!"
"Dumb actually thought of this! I admire you!"
"But we just went to Huan Gou's livestream to watch it! He was now performing a walnut-smashing performance for his fans! Is this what you mean by smart?"
Little sister:
“？？？？？？”
............
In Ye Zhiqiu's live broadcast room.
The intellectual and elegant Ye Zhiqiu also shook his head and smiled after learning about He Huan's PK."
"He's really a special man. I suddenly like him a little.”
Fans:
“？？？？”
" F * ck?!"
"Qiuqiu, you actually like Dog Huan?”
"No way. Huan Gou is so perverted, and you still dare to like him?？”
Ye Zhiqiu smiled.
"Sometimes, the more perverted a person is in front of others, the more it shows that he is not perverted. Moreover, the kind of liking I have is not the kind of liking that you understand.”
Ye Zhiqiu continued,
"Dog Huan has a unique charisma. I think his future is limitless. He will definitely become a super big streamer.”
............
After that, Foxy, Sanchi, Rice Cake, Ayleen, Wang Jichao, Right Hand, and some of He Huan's friends who played Werewolf Kill also learned about this from their fans.
They naturally made their own comments. In conclusion, there were only five words: Happy Dog Iron Wolf! Oh no, Happy Dog Iron pervert!
Other than that.
There was also a special streamer.
He also noticed He Huan.
"Is this our guild's newly signed streamer? Have you investigated the details? For example…Did he have a criminal record? Have you confirmed it?"
In a villa in Shanghai, a chubby man repeatedly asked a woman beside him the same question. He seemed to be particularly concerned about the background and criminal record.
"Details…There was no investigation, but he definitely did not have a criminal record. Otherwise, he would not have been able to become a streamer.”
The woman beside him said.
The chubby man frowned and said,
"Are you sure he doesn't have a criminal record? It would be weird if he didn't have a criminal record, right?”
The chubby man pointed at the image playing on his computer.
In the video, He Huan's perverted behavior was shown. For example, he gave Old Ma a second-hand gray machine cup, gave his fans a second-hand fat cup, and even the latest video of him interacting with Suona.
No matter how he looked at it, it made the chubby man feel very uneasy.
"Even a pervert like me thinks that he's perverted, but you say that he's innocent. I don't believe it anyway.”
The woman beside him said helplessly,
"Teacher Piao, what do you think we should do? He has already signed the contract, and he was specially recommended by Teacher Ma. Are we going to break the contract now?”
The woman was Lion Emperor, Little Elephant's manager, the person who had extended an olive branch to He Huan some time ago.
The chubby man was the famous eSports Whampoa Military Academy Principal PDD.
PDD suddenly laughed.
"How can I break the contract? This kind of person is simply a f * cking genius. Not only can our Little Elephant Guild not break the contract, but we also have to support him. Do you understand?”
The Lion Sovereign was puzzled.
"Since you think he's a genius at streaming, why did you scare me just now?”
Pdd smiled and said,
"Hahaha, I'm just joking with you. Fatty, can't I joke with you?”
"Of course you can, but you can't call me chubby sister.”
"Alright, Fatty... Ya 'er, what are you doing? I'm your boss. Stop it, stop it.。。”
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Back to He Huan.
At this moment, He Huan was indeed performing in the live broadcast room.
Because he couldn't see his sister-in-law wearing the emperor's new clothes, and because it was a pity that he couldn't have a heart-to-heart talk with his sister-in-law, He Huan suddenly felt that his interest was greatly reduced. He couldn't be bothered to find other female streamers to PK.
Therefore, he played with himself.
That's right, he was playing with himself.
"My family, I'll show you a talent.”
"If my performance is successful, you will give me a card, okay?”
“3”
“2”
“1”
"Let's go!"
As he spoke.
He Huan's head smashed against the walnuts on the table.
However, the result was that the walnut was not rotten. Instead, a red walnut print appeared on his forehead.
He Huan put on the Mask of Pain.
Fans:
"Hahahaha!"
"Huan Dog, can you be normal? Don't go crazy anymore? I really can't laugh anymore!"
"Huan Gou, why don't I recommend you to go to our mental hospital? That place suits you quite well.”
He Huan stared at the walnuts on the table and said,
"It must be the wrong posture. I'll do it again.”
As he spoke.
It smashed down again.
Kacha
This time, he heard such a voice.
However, He Huan did not raise his head.
Fans:
" F * ck?!"
"Dog Huan's head is broken!"
"Hurry up! Call the police!"
Just when the fans thought something big had happened.
He Huan suddenly raised his head and picked out a relatively intact walnut from the pile of broken walnuts on the table. He said,
"Brothers, I've succeeded.”
Fans:
"F * ck! Did he really f * cking succeed?"
"Huan Dog, is this Iron Head Skill?"
"Awesome! Awesome!"
"But no matter how awesome you are, we didn't agree to give you a card.”
"That's right! That's right! Why should I apply for a card?"
He Huan:
"F * ck, I risked my head being smashed to perform for you, but you bastards can't even bear to give up a card? Are you still human?"
Fans:
"Hahaha."
"I won't do it for you! I'll piss you off!"
He Huan:
"Alright, alright, alright! You unfilial sons! I'm so angry!"
He Huan facepalmed helplessly.
In fact, he had never felt tired when dealing with streamers.
However, when dealing with these fans, he rarely had an advantage.
At the same time.
He was also a little depressed.
Why did this stupid system suddenly give him the skill of Iron Head Technique? What was the use of this thing?
Just as he was feeling depressed, the system explained,"
"Host, because you have been performing well recently and your popularity has increased rapidly, the system has given you this extra skill.”
He Huan thought to himself,
"Then if I continue to perform well, will there be additional skills?”
The System replied,"
"Yes, but it's random."
"Alright, I see."
He Huan nodded.
Of course, if it weren't for the Iron Head Skill, who would use their head to smash walnuts? He Huan knew that he was not a fool.
However, others might not think of him that way.
(Super Emperor) PDD, who was about to have a Mermaid Line, came to the live broadcast room.
It was also at this moment that an eye-catching notification of entering a room suddenly attracted He Huan's attention.
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