At this moment.
In the old woman's live broadcast room.
"Old woman, why didn't you say anything the entire time?”
"Old woman, aren't you usually quite talkative? Why are you suddenly mute now?"
"Old woman, this isn't like you!”
He looked at the comments.
The little girl said helplessly,"
"What should I say? There are three of them, two Che Kings and one astringent demon. I feel like I'm redundant.”
Fans:
"Hahaha, indeed."
"Among these few people, you are indeed relatively simple.”
When the last child heard the words of the little sister, he smiled and said,
"Dumb, don't be afraid. Come to Big Sister's embrace. Big Sister's embrace is warm and can protect you.”
Pufferfish also said,"
"Sister Dai, we only have one dangerous person here, and that's Huan Gou. The three of us just need to be wary of Huan Gou.”
He Huan could not help but say,
"I don't think I did anything to you, right? Why are you targeting me?"
Pufferfish said,"
"What's wrong? Do you want to do something to us?”
Pufferfish continued,"
"Huan Gou, let me ask you. If you were to share a room with the three of us, what would you want to do the most?”
Upon hearing such a question, He Huan replied without hesitation,
"Of course it's grass, grass, long orioles flying in February, willow trees blowing on the embankment drunk in spring smoke, so wet, so wet.”
Halfway through, he changed his words and started reciting the poem.
Pufferpufferpuffer:
“？？？”
"You're actually talking about us, right? But can you handle it alone?”
What did Puffer-Puff not understand? He was just a little suspicious of He Huan's strength.
Suko suddenly shouted,"
"F * ck, who cares if you're f * cking crazy? Puffer-Puffer-Puff I just got sealed again."
Fans:
"Hahahahaha."
"Sister Mozi is so miserable. She has been banned twice in this short period of time.”
"The key point is that the car didn't stop today.”
"This chicken dinner show is really not bad.”
"Previous poster, you actually just want to watch the car drive, right? I won't even bother to expose you."
At this moment, Daomei's live stream was also reminded by the Battle Shark super administrator, so she hurriedly said,
"Alright, alright. Everyone, behave yourselves and play the game seriously. Don't drive.”
"Okay, okay, okay. We're playing games seriously. We're not driving!”
"Where are we going to jump this time?"
The few of them quickly boarded the plane. Looking at the flight route, they were looking for a suitable landing spot.
As the only male in the team, He Huan would naturally take on the responsibility.
He directly marked a point on the map and said,
"Jump here!"
The last child took a look and immediately shouted,
"That's the toilet! Happy Dog! Don't think that I haven't seen you play games with Teacher Ma, Little Dough, and the others, so you often bring them to jump into the toilet.”
Fans:
"Hahahaha, I didn't expect that I would secretly watch the video of Huan Gou.”
"Dog Huan's classic opening, jumping into the toilet! I'm convinced!"
"However, don't you think it's strange? Why would Mozi watch videos of Happy Dog? Could it be that she has a crush on Huan Gou?"
"Hiss, that's possible!"
Seeing that his intentions had been seen through, He Huan could only say,
"You bid for the last piece. Wherever you bid, we'll go and fight.”
The last son said,
"Fight? F * ck, you man, why is your mind full of dirty thoughts? Of course, it's more convenient to jump into the wild and fight. No, it's better to jump into the housing area! There are many people in the housing area!"
"There are many people and guns in the housing area. Can a woman like you handle it?”
"No matter how many f * cking shots you have, I can still withstand them. Don't be long-winded. Follow me and jump directly.”
Fans:
"F * ck! The last son is fierce!"
"Hahaha, can you watch this program without paying?”
"I wanted to go to the toilet a long time ago, but I held it in until now.”
"Mozi, the carriage king, and Huan Gou, the astringent demon, these two people are really too amazing! I'm racing all the time!"
Soon, He Huan and the others landed in a housing area.
Then, they split up to search for equipment.
But soon, he heard the little girl shout,"
" Help! There's someone below me."
The last son said,
"F * ck, there's someone below you? Where are you? I'll come and save you immediately.”
Little Sister Dai said,
"The second floor marked with yellow dots, hurry up, I can't hold it anymore.”
"Even if you can't keep it, you have to keep it. You're a woman, so you can't be too casual.”
At this moment, Pufferfish suddenly shouted,"
"I have people below me too. Come and save me.”
"I'm the one below you. Don't be afraid."
He Huan said.
Pufferfish instantly quieted down.
He Huan continued,
"I'll be down there, and you'll be up there. As long as you don't move, my gun won't hurt you.”
Pufferpufferpuffer:
“？？？？What the f * ck?"
She felt that this guy seemed to have said something, but he didn't seem to have said it. Yes, there was no evidence.
"Hmm? There's someone outside."
It was also at this moment that He Huan suddenly heard the footsteps of someone passing by outside the door.
Therefore, without saying a word, he pulled out his gun and shot at the back of a person outside the door.
After being hit several times, the man immediately turned around and counterattacked.
"Tututu
"Tututu
In the blink of an eye, He Huan had already fought several rounds with his opponent.
But miraculously, they didn't hurt each other.
He Huan hid in the room and said in a deep voice,
"This is an expert."
Pufferpufferpuffer:
“？？？”
She blinked her blank eyes and said,""Are you sure he's an expert? Why do I feel that the two of you are more like noobs pecking at each other?”
"Hahahaha, it's indeed noobs pecking at each other!”
"As expected, you have to watch the dog when eating! This wave of human body strokes made me eat three big bowls of rice!”
"With such a big back just now, even my grandmother could beat the other party to death, right? Dog Huan is really too noob!"
He Huan ignored the bullet comments and fought with the other party for a few more rounds. However, both sides were still unharmed and there was still no winner.
He had no choice but to open all the microphones in the game and say,
"Brother outside the door, can you hear me?”
The person hiding outside the door was stunned. He quickly turned on the microphone and said,
"Brother, I can hear you."
Moreover, seeing that there was a response, he continued,
"Brother, we exchanged a few shots just now. I can tell that you are an expert.”
That person smiled and said,
"Brother, you are also an expert. Just now, you ambushed me from behind. If you missed a shot, you would have hit me. However, you didn't hit a single shot. This shows that you are a person who disdains sneak attacks and has a noble character.”
"Hehe, brother, you're not bad yourself.”
He Huan smiled and said,"When I failed to sneak an attack on you, you turned around and hit me. I reloaded the bullets in front of you, but you didn't even bear to hit my toes. Brother, you have a very competitive spirit!”
"Brother, you have one too!"
"Brothers, the same goes for you."
"Brother, sorry for the disrespect."
The two of them humbled each other again, looking like heroes cherishing heroes.
Fans:
"F * ck, are they trying to make me laugh to death? Two noobs can actually support each other in business?”
"The key is that they are still seriously analyzing it! They all felt that the other party was an expert! Hahaha! What two idiots!"
Pufferfish's eyes were wide open as she listened to the two of them in disbelief. If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, she would have thought that the two of them were experts.
He Huan continued,
"Brother, the sea of people is vast. I think it's fate that we met.”
That person continued,"
"Brother, I think so too.”
"Brother, why don't we all put down our weapons and turn hostility into friendship?”
"Brother, I agree too."
"Brother, throw your two great spears on the ground first. I'll throw mine away later.”
He Huan suggested.
That person said,"
"Brother, you throw it first, then I'll throw it.”
He Huan said,
"Brother, you don't have to be polite with me for this kind of thing. I should be the one giving in to you, so you should throw it first.”
That person said,
"Don't, don't, don't, brother. After all, you suggested it first, so it's not too much for you to set an example first, right?”
The expression on He Huan's face disappeared.
"Brother, do you mean you don't trust me?”
"Brother, you don't seem to trust me either, right?”
That person also said.
Fans:
"F * ck! Although the two of them were noobs, they had a hundred schemes. They were both scheming against each other, wanting the other to drop their guns first.”
"Yes, it all depends on who is the better one in the end.”
"Brother, how about this? I'll count to three, two, one, and when I count to one, we'll throw away our guns at the same time.”
He Huan said.
That person smiled and said,
"No problem, brother. I think this suggestion is very good.”
"Alright, brother. I will start the countdown now. I hope that when I count to the end, the trust between us will not be lost.”
"Of course, brother. A real man's word carries nine tripods.”
That person smiled.
Soon after.
He Huan started the countdown.
When he counted down to one.
The two of them really lost their big guns
However, the same scene happened.
They took out their pistols and pointed them at each other.
At this moment.
He Huan was stunned.
That person was also stunned.
They didn't expect that they would have such a tacit understanding.
However, the silence was broken in an instant.
"Brother, you don't keep your word."
"Brother, you too."
"In that case, there's nothing else to say.”
"Indeed. Die."
As they spoke.
The two of them fired at the same time.
Although their marksmanship was terrible, they still knocked each other out after a few shots.
Yes, knock each other down.
This scene stunned everyone.
"F * ck!"
" They actually fell to the ground at the same time?!"
"To be honest, their marksmanship made me bleed!”
"Previous poster, are you trying to say that your grandmother is stronger than the two of them?”
"Yes!"
After He Huan and this person both fell to the ground, this person did not panic. Instead, he suddenly let out a wild laugh,
"Hahahaha, brother, although you knocked me down, you also fell to the ground. Moreover, I have another good news for you. My teammates are rushing towards me and will be here in half a minute.”
Who knew that after this person finished laughing, He Huan also let out a similar laugh.
"Hahahaha, brother, let me tell you a piece of good news. Your teammate will arrive in half a minute, but my teammate has always been here! Pufferfish, come out and kill him!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Noob Pufferfish walked out of the house and killed this person.
Seeing this scene.
The fans were speechless.
"Fuck? This works too?"
...............
After He Huan dealt with the enemies, Mozi and Daomei also finished their battle and rushed over.
"Are you guys guarding the ground?"
he asked.
"Of course they did. Those guys were too weak. Their guns weren't hard at all.”
Suko said with disdain.
He Huan smiled and said,
"Of course, not everyone is as hard as my gun.”
He Huan waved the M4 rifle that he had used to kill someone.
The last son also remembered the reminder from the jump kill just now and said,
"By the way, did you two kill someone just now?”
Pufferfish nodded like a chick pecking at rice and said,"
"Yes, Sister Mozi, listen to me slowly."
He Huan hurriedly interrupted,
"There's no need to talk about the process. Time is of the essence.”
Hearing his words, the fans didn't know whether to laugh or cry. This guy was probably afraid that his actions would be mocked by the last person.
.................................
P.S. I was really unlucky. My computer crashed just now and I had to redo the system for the entire afternoon.
His drafts, information, and so on were all gone. His mentality exploded.
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