Zombie: Covering the sky with one hand, taking Uncle Jiu as my master from the mortuary
21 Ah! This…would Little Master be disrespectful to the deceased?

Yue Zhi Qi

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Another month passed.

The drifting dead leaves gradually covered the brand-new mortuary with a layer of yellow.

No matter how new the mortuary was, it was still a place to place corpses. On a daily basis, let alone people, even dogs would have to turn away when they approached.

It was not because of evil, but because the autumn wind was strong enough to eat wild animals. The wind was high and dry, which was most suitable for eating dog meat.

Zhang Wenjie liked this. As long as it was near the mortuary, he would beat it up like a wild dog.

At this moment, Zhang Wenjie was sitting alone in the backyard of the mortuary covered with dead leaves.

On the small table, on the charcoal stove, in the steaming clay pot.

The medium-sized cube of dog meat was soaked in the boiling soup.

Qiu Sheng had been helping out at his aunt's house recently. After all, autumn and winter were coming, and the rouge and cosmetic shop was booming.

Wen Cai was ordered by his master to purchase goods in Ren Town and would not be able to return for a while.

As for his master, Lin Jiu, he was invited by a rich family in the neighboring town. It was because the waterway had changed its route and wanted to move the grave!

In the end, Zhang Wenjie was the only one eating dog meat alone. When he raised his head, lonely tears fell from the corner of his eyes.

However, accidents would always happen for no reason.

"Ninth Uncle! Ninth Uncle! Help!"

She had only eaten a few mouthfuls when the door of the mortuary was knocked open by a middle-aged man.

Holding a piece of dog meat in his right hand and a fire talisman in his left hand, Zhang Wenjie looked at the middle-aged man who had barged in.

"Who is it? Who are you looking for?"

"May I ask if Ninth Uncle is here? I'm the village chief of Hongxi Village in the neighboring town. My surname is Kuang!”

"Unfortunately, my master went out!”

It would be strange if Zhang Wenjie would give you a good look when you were disturbed!

Seeing the young man's gloomy expression, Village Chief Kuang of Red Creek Village couldn't care less.

"Then where is your master going? I'll go find him!”

"Uh…"

In fact, the reason why Zhang Wenjie could stay in the mortuary so comfortably was because Lin Jiu was afraid that someone would come to ask for help. Compared to the useless literary talent, Zhang Wenjie was more reassuring.

Naturally, he had also instructed the villagers to help if they could!

"Oh, so anxious? Is it urgent?"

Zhang Wenjie put down his chopsticks.

"How can I not be anxious? Several people have died!”

Village Chief Kuang was like an ant on a hot pan. Seeing Zhang Wenjie's indifferent appearance, he appeared impatient and repeatedly asked where his master was.

"You don't need to find my master, I can do it too. I'm Lin Jiu San's disciple, Zhang Wen Jie!”

Hearing that someone had died for no reason, wasn't this just eating dog meat?

"You? Can you do it?"

Village Chief Kuang of Red Creek Village sized up Zhang Wenjie with a scrutinizing gaze.

"Bullshit, I'm super brave!"

With the cigarette in his mouth, the fire talisman in his left hand instantly ignited. With the flame, Zhang Wenjie lit the cigarette.

With a wave of his hand, the fire talisman turned into a fireball and crashed into the wall, leaving a long line of charred leaves on the ground.

Village Chief Kuang was instantly stunned. Compared to those dancing gods, if Ninth Uncle's disciple had this ability, then Ninth Uncle…

"Little Master, what are you waiting for? Come with me!”

He closed the lid and locked the dog meat in the kitchen. Then, he took a satchel and followed Village Chief Kuang out of the mortuary.

He had thought that he would have to walk there on foot, but there was a wooden cart pulled by a water buffalo parked at the door.

"Little Master, get in the car!"

"This car? Can you do it?"

These words were slapped in the face by Village Chief Kuang's strength. The village chief waved the stiff rope and whipped the water buffalo. The water buffalo ran at high speed in pain.

It also had its own GPS, because the water buffalo knew the way home.

It wasn't an exaggeration to say that it was as fast as lightning. Zhang Wenjie was fine with his strong body, but this village chief was actually sitting on the front of the cart as if he was walking on flat ground, completely unaffected by the bumps.

The mountain road was rugged and bumpy, but it still took less than half an hour to reach Hongxi Village.

"The folk customs are simple and honest!"

As soon as they entered the village, they saw the white silk hanging from the two houses fluttering in the wind. There were people wearing mourning clothes crossing the village road, and the carriage occasionally heard the faint sound of crying along the village road.

Zhang Wenjie opened his Heavenly Eye and looked around.

Village Chief Kuang, where is the deceased?"

"At the head of the banyan tree at the end of the village!"

Village Chief Kuang swung the rope on his left, and the water buffalo made a sound as it walked towards the end of the village.

In the temporary wooden morgue, there were a few corpses covered with white cloth.

Under the banyan tree, there were villagers who were gossiping. When they saw the village chief bring the young man back, they were all excited.

"Get lost! Block Little Master!"

Walking into the shed, Zhang Wenjie instructed the village chief to get someone to tear off the white cloth on the corpse.

All the corpses looked the same. Their faces were black and their eyes were sunken. They looked like skulls.

"Ask the woman to leave!"

"Village Chief Kuang, get someone to help me take off the clothes on the lower body of the corpse!”

Zhang Wenjie looked at the anxious village chief expressionlessly.

"Ah! This…would Little Master be disrespectful to the deceased?”

"Hurry!"

Zhang Wenjie scolded impatiently.

"Didn't you hear Little Master's orders? Hurry up and do it!”

Village Chief Kuang turned around and pointed at the two young men who were peeking at him, telling them to get in and do their work.

Zhang Wenjie looked at the toothpicks and shook his head. He then asked the village chief to cover the corpse with a white cloth.

"These people all died from losing yang!”

"Little master, what does losing yang mean?”

"Overindulgence!"

"This? Impossible! They're not married!"

The village chief, who had been there before, shook his head. How could this single young man die from overindulgence!

"I'm not talking about people. I'm talking about ghosts. They die after being sucked dry of their yang qi!”

"Yang qi is like food to ghosts. When living people are hungry, they eat food. When ghosts are hungry, they naturally have to absorb yang qi!”

"Yang qi is also essence for men. Their essence was sucked dry by the female ghost who harmed them, so they naturally became like this!”

"Our Red Creek Village has always been simple and honest. How could we provoke such a dirty thing!”

Zhang Wenjie ignored Village Chief Kuang. Old school people always liked to push the blame, but who knew that he was the one who played the most in the dark.

As for why he was so sure of the female ghost, it was naturally because demons not only sucked Yang energy but also ate meat. How could there be such a complete corpse?

He opened the cloth pocket and took out a compass. He circled around the corpses and then went to the door to shake it left and right.

He pressed the mechanism at the bottom of the compass, causing the needle to spin crazily. This scene made Village Chief Kuang, who was following behind him, gulp.

"That direction!"

After scaring him, Zhang Wenjie controlled the mechanism to point somewhere.

"What's that side for?"

"Little Master, that…that's the banana garden. The bananas sold in Ren Town are all produced by our Red Creek Village!”

"Bring me there!"

All he could see were giant banana leaves, densely packed and overlapping, forming an illusion of an endless horizon.

"No wonder it can supply the entire Ren Family Town. This scale will take decades of hard work!”

"In fact, there have been many banana trees here since Hongxi Village was founded. Moreover, the banana trees planted here are not only sweet and soft, but the banana leaves can also be fed to livestock and sold for money.”

When the village chief explained, his face revealed a proud expression.

" Yes, it's indeed amazing!!"

He circled around the banana garden and pointed at a thatched hut in a certain banana forest.

"What's that for?"

"There are people patrolling at night. There are some damn wild monkeys nearby. If no one stays behind to chase them away, the entire banana forest will be harmed!”

"What about the night watchers? Call him out, I have something to ask him!"

"This…is dead…!"

"Oh, I know!"

The demonic aura was so obvious. For a living person to sleep here, it was no different from sending a sheep into a tiger's mouth.

It was better if he died.

Zhang Wenjie pointed at the thatched cottage and said that he would stay here for the night.

Waiting for a rabbit was always more convenient than blindly searching. In ancient times, there was a bald donkey who cut his flesh to feed the eagle. Tonight, Zhang Wenjie would devour the tiger with his body and use himself as bait to lure the evil female demon.

Zhang Wenjie had mastered the Body Tempering Scripture and had not lost his pure Yang. At this moment, Zhang Wenjie was full of vitality. In the eyes of any demons and ghosts, it was a great tonic, not to mention those evil female demons. They would definitely be envious!

"Really, then I'll leave everything to Little Master. It's not night yet, so come to my house for dinner first!”

When they were eating, they made excuses. This little master was quite capable. At least staying with him would save their lives!

The moon was dark and the wind was high.

After eating and drinking, Zhang Wenjie returned to the thatched cottage alone. At this moment, he was lying on a wooden bamboo mat.

Waiting was always long. Zhang Wenjie was about to drool, but nothing unexpected happened.

Just as Zhang Wenjie felt hungry and wanted to find supper, a strong banana fragrance entered his nose.

The goods are here!

Zhang Wenjie immediately adjusted his breathing and lay on his left side. His eyelids were half-open. When he opened his Heavenly Eye, he saw a ball of dyed hair and demonic aura approaching the thatched cottage.

Green vines slithered through the window towards Zhang Wenjie, who was lying on his side. They wrapped around his limbs and tied him up on the bed.

Not far away from the thatched cottage, in a dense banana tree, the stamen on the top of a huge banana tree opened.

The stamen opened up and a bewitching red-robed demoness with white legs fell. The demoness 'feet did not touch the ground as she leaned towards the thatched cottage with the wind.

The wooden door of the thatched cottage that was locked from the inside slowly opened. The enchanting red-robed demoness stared at Zhang Wenjie, who was tied up in vines.

Its bright red lips slowly opened, revealing sharp fangs. A two-meter-long tongue stuck out of its mouth.

At most, the tongue would split into six petals in an instant, revealing the yellow stamen inside. The stamen was covered with sharp spikes and wriggling flesh.

Zhang Wenjie's Yang energy was simply unable to be concealed. It was so dazzling and alluring!

The banshee stuck out her six-petal stamen tongue and swam around Zhang Wenjie's face. A sweet stamen juice was secreted, and the banshee could not help but want to swallow the human in front of her alive.

Just as the demoness was about to take action, Zhang Wenjie, who had his eyes closed, instantly opened them. He pulled with all his might, and the vines tied around him were torn apart by brute force.

"Eat my whip!"

The Demon Binding Lock that was pressing down on his back was hit by Zhang Wenjie's whip. He raised his hand and threw out another Demon Subduing Needle.

"Ah!"

The demoness let out a wail. She was caught off guard and suffered Zhang Wenjie's sneak attack. Her originally stable primordial spirit instantly cracked.

The originally alluring demoness instantly revealed her original appearance. Her face was covered in green veins, and she had a sharp mouth, long tongue, and white hair.

"Ugly monster, yayaya ~"

"Stinky Taoist priest, I'm going to eat you!"

The demoness with her injured primordial spirit opened her bloody mouth and shot out a long tongue with stamens.

The wooden bed behind Zhang Wenjie was pierced through, and the smell of sulfuric acid corroding the wood wafted out.

"You're not the one who's going to eat me, I'm the one who's going to eat you!”

As soon as Zhang Wenjie finished speaking, he appeared behind the banshee. He pulled the banshee's white hair with his right hand and stuffed several fire talismans into the banshee's mouth.

"Bang!"

The fire talisman exploded, and the demoness let out a desperate wail. Her primordial spirit became unstable and collapsed.

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You have killed the bewitching banshee. You have received 76 morality points!

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