"If I'm not wrong, this person is a troublemaker.”
"I didn't expect that the casino I found was the one he was sold to, and the time was today.”
"You really came early.”
"With him around, my plan will be easy to realize.”
Zhang Chuyun was pleasantly surprised when he guessed the identity of the person in the altar.
This was simply an assist delivered to his doorstep.
However, unlike him, countless Nine Regions netizens wanted to curse.
Time returned to half a minute ago.
Zhang Chuyun left for the palace to be a eunuch.
When Zhang Chuyun was asked to leave the room by the casino's servants, a title began to climb rapidly on the hot search rankings of various major online platforms on the Blue Planet. In the blink of an eye, it became the top of the rankings.
The show that countless people had been waiting for was finally about to begin.
However, when many people clicked into Zhang Chuyun's livestream, they were so scared that they threw away their phones or tablets." F * ck!!!"
Da Ming imposed a curfew. After 5:15 pm, no pedestrians went out in the city. There were no lights in many places. In the night without stars or moon, it was impossible to see one's fingers.
After Zhang Chuyun left the restaurant, he entered a dark street. There were only two lanterns hanging on the donkey cart, barely illuminating the environment within a few meters.
Under such circumstances, how could he not be frightened when a head suddenly popped out of a huge wine jar and looked very miserable?
Only Zhang Chuyun had a premonition when he saw the wine jar.
"Daoist, please take a seat!"
The muscular man sitting on the donkey pointed at a futon on the carriage.
"Thank you."
Zhang Chuyun climbed onto the carriage and sat cross-legged on the futon. Then, he closed his eyes.
As for the jar and the person in it, he did not seem to see it.
The scene fell silent.
However, the audience in the live broadcast room was very unsettled.
"F * ck, I thought I was watching a horror movie.”
"It's so late at night. This is too exciting.”
"What the hell is this head that suddenly appeared?”
"I can't have my husband anymore. He actually wrapped himself in the blanket and hid under the bed, leaving me alone.”
"Previous poster, I have an eight-pack. I can do it!”
"Get lost."
"I just want to say that Zhang Chuyun is in danger! Danger! Danger!"
"My brother is fine!"
“....”
Zhang Chuyun noticed the content on the bullet screen and thought to himself,"This person must have been sold to the palace as a eunuch because he owed the gambling den money and couldn't pay it back.”
"If you owe money, you have to be sold.”Some people found it unbelievable.
"Our modern era is still better." Someone sighed.
However, he was quickly rebutted.
"In modern times, there are fewer families who lose their lives because of gambling?”
"In order to pay back the money, there are also many who sell their wives and daughters.”
"It's better to enter the palace and become a eunuch.”
“....”
The audience was about to start arguing.
At this moment, the muscular man riding the donkey in front of Zhang Chuyun took the initiative to speak,"Daoist, this kid's father owes us 300 taels of silver. He promised to redeem him before curfew, otherwise, he will be at our mercy.”
"Now, he and you are going to the same place.”
"It's only right and proper to repay debts. I can understand.”Zhang Chuyun replied.
In his heart, he shouted in the live broadcast room,"Everyone has seen how accurate my calculations are.”
The audience was speechless.
"I've seen it. Master God-Diviner Zhang Chuyun, pass it on.”
"I've seen it. Zhang Chuyun, you're a divine fortune-teller.”
"Knowledge…Divination? Zhang Chuyun, pass."
"Divination? Zhang Chuyun? Pass it on!"
"Zhang Chuyun isn't a divine fortune-teller."
“666！”
“...”
"I'm telling the truth. Why don't you believe me?”Zhang Chuyun's helpless voice sounded.
The audience was amused.
Believe you? Do you think we are fools?
At this moment, Cheng Feijian, who was trapped in the jar, could no longer see the gambling den. He finally could not help but say,
"Big brother, two big brothers, where are you taking me? Why are you putting me in a wine jar? It's so uncomfortable inside.”
"Shut up, you'll know when we get there!”The brawny man sitting at the back hammered Cheng Fei's head.
Seeing that there was a response, Cheng Fei immediately said,"Big brother, my father will pay you back. Can you wait for another day?”
The burly man ignored him.
Cheng Fei immediately said,"Aiya, I'm old and have thick skin and a smelly butt. It's not good to make meat buns. Besides, I'm a man. I can't be sold to a brothel, right? No one will want me."”
Hearing his words, the two burly men did not react. The audience in Zhang Cloud Streaming Services channel was amused.
"Is it not delicious to be old and smelly? I've learned, I've learned."
"Men can't be sold to brothels? Zhang Chuyun smiled disdainfully."
" Zhang Chuyun: It's not that men can't be sold, but they have to be good-looking.”
" Zhang Chuyun, I'm a man who can go to the Li Chun Courtyard and compete with the Eight Unique of Qin Huai.”
"Don't blame him. He's just self-aware.”
" Zhang Chuyun: I'm the only beauty."
“...”Zhang Chuyun's eyes twitched.
For the sake of faith points, I'll endure!
"Please let me go, big brothers!”
Cheng Fei said a lot of things and pleaded with them, but the two burly men remained unmoved.
Feeling that he was asking for a snub, he changed his direction and asked Zhang Chuyun,"Hey, Dao brother, do you know where we are going next?”
He remembered what the burly man had said to Zhang Chuyun just now.
This Taoist priest who could move freely had the same destination as him.
Zhang Chuyun opened his eyes and said,"It's a place where you won't have to worry about food and lodging for the rest of your life. You can even live with beautiful women every day."”
The netizens were speechless.
"Brothers, this is the first time I know that being a eunuch can be described in this way.”
"Hiss, as expected of the modern poet Zhang Chuyun. Even as a eunuch, he can speak so uniquely.”
"Pfft, those who don't know better would think that he's going to be the emperor.”
"These days are really too fragrant. It's causing me to…"
"The person above is ruthless."
"Hahaha, look, the person in the jar is dumbfounded.”
Cheng Fei was indeed dumbfounded.
"No, Dao brother, are you sure we're going to the same place?”
How could there be anything good after owing money to the gambling den?
"Don't worry, you're indeed going to the same place.”
It was the brawny man behind him who answered yes or no. He held back his laughter and said,"This Daoist's description is correct.”
"How can there be such a cheap thing in the world? My mother taught me that there will not be a free lunch in the sky.”Cheng Fei didn't believe him and kept chattering.
However, the burly man could not be bothered with him anymore.
"Oh, I know. You're in cahoots with them!”
After talking for a while, Cheng Fei suddenly thought of something and looked at Zhang Chuyun with disdain."You two are in the open and one is in the dark. You're afraid that I'll escape, right?”
"Good plan, good idea!"
Zhang Chuyun was speechless.
The two burly men were speechless.
The vast number of netizens:
"I'll tell you the truth." Seeing that the three of them did not speak, Cheng Fei thought that he had guessed correctly, so he changed his plan and said,"I don't have any strong points, but I'm very good at curses. Those who are cursed by me will definitely be unlucky.”
The three of them remained silent.
Cheng Fei cursed,"If you get up, your butt hurts. If you marry a pig, you'll end up with no descendants. If you give birth to a child like a chicken or a dog, you won't be like a human!”
pfff ~
Countless netizens laughed.
"How poisonous!"
"Too vicious!"
"There's a problem. They're already without descendants. How can they give birth to children like chickens, dogs, and not humans?”
"Someone come quickly! There's an honest man upstairs. Bully him!”
“..”
The burly man sitting behind Cheng Fei asked the same question.
Cheng Fei rolled his eyes and said,"She was born with a stolen man."”
Countless netizens laughed.”
"Then according to what you said, it has nothing to do with you if you look like a chicken or a dog, right?”The brawny man replied somewhat foolishly.
Zhang Chuyun's lips twitched.
"Strange thinking!"
Watson, you found a blind spot."
"This brother is 666!"
"Old Wang next door was the most humiliated!”
“....”
At this moment, Cheng Fei's mouth flashed with disdain as he said,"Brother, if he really looks like a dog, he'll look exactly like you.”
This was the inner meaning of this brawny man being a lackey.
"You're looking for a beating!"
The brawny man punched Cheng Fei in the neck and he fainted.
The netizens exploded.
"Are these two people sure they're not here for crosstalk?”
"Join the German Movement Society."
"I can't laugh anymore, I really can't laugh anymore, brothers!”
"This brother is too funny."
"Why did the atmosphere change when I went to Zhang Chuyun's live broadcast room?”
Di Yang: " I admit defeat. You can take the top spot in the variety world."”
“...”
The corners of Zhang Chuyun's mouth curled up slightly.
With this popularity, wouldn't Zero's faith points be harvested?
After Cheng Fei fainted, the rest of the journey was very quiet, but the netizens were very lively.
Zhang Chuyun remained silent.
About 15 minutes later, the donkey cart heard the sound of a side entrance in the Forbidden City.
"Who are you?"
A guard with a saber stepped forward and asked.
"Send him off to Eunuch Wang!"
After the two burly men showed their tokens, the donkey cart successfully entered the palace and arrived at a side hall.
There were already people waiting here.
Cheng Fei was splashed with cold water and slowly woke up.
Looking at the unfamiliar surroundings, he subconsciously asked,""Where is this place?"
"In the palace!" Zhang Chuyun replied.
"The palace? What palace?"
"Forbidden City."
"The Forbidden City…Great Ming Palace?"
"Yes!"
"Why did you send me here?"
Zhang Chuyun looked at him with a faint smile and asked,"This is the territory of the Great Bright King. We are ordinary people and men.”
Why did he come in?
"In any case, it's impossible to put a hat on the king!”
Cheng Fei replied casually, then suddenly reacted,"F * ck, could it be that I was sold here to be a eunuch?？”
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