"I'm looking forward to it. How do you think Zhang Chuyun will answer?”
"He's in the entertainment industry. I definitely don't believe that he can keep himself clean.”
"There are so many scandals about Zhang Chuyun. There has to be one that is true, right?”
"The CP fans are ecstatic. Yunxian, Shiyun, and Yunmi are going to fight again.”
"Celestial Immortals aren't allowed. As for the rest, you can do whatever you want.”
"Why can't I?" They are all from the ancient sword immortal hero, and I'm worse than those two?”
"Ohoho, the main character is coming down?"
"..."
"You can only know the taste of a woman after tasting it. You won't understand even if I tell you.”
Zhang Chuyun slowly opened his eyes and said.
"So, you've tasted it?"
"You really know how to get to the point."
"I don't have many good points.”
"Didn't they say that curses were especially effective since they were young?”
"You're also good at getting to the point!"
"It's alright."
"So what does it feel like to be a woman?”
Zhang Chuyun was speechless.
The netizens were ecstatic.
"Hahaha, we're back!"
"The hosts should learn well!"
"This is the interview that the audience wants to see.”
"It's a big taboo to talk about things that are too deep, understand?”Zhang Chuyun still did not answer.
"I understand!" Cheng Fei's expression changed. He got down from the stone bed and stood in front of Zhang Chuyun, smiling."It's said that men are made of three great metals. They went to school together, went to the battlefield together, and entered brothels together. But I don't think any of them can compare to us.”
"What about us?" Zhang Chuyun had an ominous feeling.
"We're all eunuchs!"
Zhang Chuyun was completely speechless.
"You can always believe in Zhang Chuyun's live stream.”
"I personally confer this person the title Wuxia Golden Sentence King!”
"I'm dying of laughter!"
"Did the men hear that? If you want to be more loyal, then let's be eunuchs together."
"Jue Juezi!"
"The notes are ready.”
Little Sa: " Remember to invite this person next time. It'll definitely be fun."”
"We need talents like you at our limit.”
The netizens were completely excited. Even the celebrities couldn't hold back.
At this moment, Cheng Fei's expression was one-sided.""After saying so much, are you actually a virgin too?”
"F * ck…" A plant."
"You're trying to goad me."
"Whatever you think."
"I didn't want to discourage you." "I've tried it before, and there are many flavors."”
"Tell me."
"Hehe, I can only tell you that one is very moist, one can do many poses, and one has a very sexy voice.”
Zhang Chuyun had a profound expression on his face, and there was even disdain in his eyes.
"I shouldn't have asked!"
The netizens expressed that it was a good question and began to discuss who the three flavors represented.
"Bah!"
"Pui! Pui!"
"Pui, pui, pui!" Yang Xuejian said.
Everyone was speechless.
Was there a need to guess?
Zhang Chuyun pretended not to see it and changed the topic."Are you ready to accept your fate?"
"What can I do if I don't accept my fate?" Cheng Fei pursed his lips and said,"I'm just a three-legged cat. How can I escape from the palace?"
Are you going?"
"I grew up without a father and only had a mother. Twelve years ago, a fire burned my mother down, so I became an orphan and lived on the streets as a gangster.”
"Although being a eunuch doesn't have any balls, but think about it, you don't have to worry about food and clothing in this life, and there are still a bunch of beautiful women in the King's harem to look at.”
Cheng Fei knew how to find joy in hardship, but Zhang Chuyun could tell that he was insincere.
At this moment, Cheng Fei said,""As for you, Daoist, you actually entered the palace to become a eunuch because you were hiding from your enemies. You're really a ruthless person. When you really serve Princess Yun Luo, don't forget to help me.”
"Let's talk about this later."
Zhang Chuyun heard the sound of the door closing outside, and then there was no sound. He knew that the time had come.
"I don't know if you want to read your fortune.”
Zhang Chuyun always remembered that he needed to harvest faith points, so he had to maintain his fortune-telling persona.
The more people believed in him, the easier it would be for them to develop feelings of worship and trust.
This was the broad path that countless seniors had concluded.
He even planned to learn a method to calculate the heavenly secrets.
Divination?
"Divination?" Cheng Fei was stunned for a moment, then he laughed strangely and said,"I don't have money for you to cheat."
"I tell fortunes. Those who are fated don't take a single cent, but those who aren't fated are hard to find.”
"So I'm fated?"
"We're about to become brothers without balls. What do you think?”
"Hahaha, you're different from the other Daoists I've seen.”"Then tell me first, what's my surname?" Cheng Fei laughed.”
As he spoke, he prepared to write down his birth characters.
He had also read fortunes before and had even pretended to be a Taoist priest to read others 'fortunes. He knew the process.
However, Zhang Chuyun directly said,"Your surname is Gu."”
“？”"Daoist brother, you don't need my birth characters to tell me?" Cheng Fei scratched his head.”
"Master God-Diviner doesn't need a birth chart.”Zhang Chuyun was spouting nonsense with a straight face.
"Good, good, good. You're amazing, Master God-Diviner.”Cheng Fei was amused." Then why don't you use oracle bones? What about copper coins and yarrow?"”
"Master God-Diviner, you've opened your Heavenly Eye.”
Zhang Chuyun really knew how to read fortunes.
Zhang Daoling founded Taoism. After passing down and developing it, the Taoist techniques passed down were the External Elixir Method (refining pills, consuming them to refine Qi and live forever), the Internal Elixir Method (cultivating the Way of Dao, refining essence into Qi to the Virtual Body Integration), and the three types of talismans. Zhang Chuyun felt that the fruit of the divine tree in the armed melee secret realm of the neighboring Ninja Village was an alternative External Elixir Method.
Divination came from the Book of Changes, which was actually the first of the Six Classics.
However, modern Daoists knew a little. Zhang Chuyun also grew up in elementary school.
However, since he wanted to pretend…The Prominent Divine stage would definitely be something awesome.
"Puff!"
Cheng Fei laughed and slapped his thigh."I'm a professional hooligan. I've received strict training and usually won't laugh, but I really couldn't hold it in this time.”
Zhang Chuyun was speechless.
"You're wrong." "My surname is Cheng!" Cheng Fei said after laughing.”
"No, your surname is Gu!"
"My surname is Cheng."
"Ancient!"
"No, how can you not know my surname?”
"That's right!"
“...”Cheng Fei didn't want to talk.
After that, the live broadcast room became lively again.
"Brother is too cute."
"Master God-Diviner Zhang Chuyun! (Dog Head)"
"Zhang Chuyun wants to carry out his character image to the end.”
Hu Ge: " Taoist priests: Good, good. You're noble and noble. You're amazing. You don't need to use your birth characters to read fortunes!”
"Yi Xiaochuan, why did you learn from Zhao Gao?”
"Are all fortune-tellers so involved now?”
"Good life, good life!"
"Isn't this funny compared to a fried dough twist movie?"
“...”
Zhang Chuyun did not explain.
The more fun they were playing now, the more their faces would hurt and the more shocked they would be.
"Let's make a bet.”Zhang Chuyun suddenly asked.
"Bet on what?"
"Let's bet on whether my predictions are accurate or not!"
"No, do you have to change your surname to Gu?"
"Your surname is Gu."
"Surname Gu, surname Gu. I'm even the son of Gu Santong. Alright, let's bet.”
It was boring to stay in this silkworm room, so Cheng Fei decided to play with Zhang Chuyun.
"I can calculate a way out for you and save you from becoming a eunuch.”
"I've calculated it accurately. In the future, promise me a condition that you can do within your ability.”
"Not sure. In the future, I will be your little brother in this palace. How about it?”
"Sure!" Cheng Fei immediately agreed.
If he had calculated correctly, it meant that he did not have to be a eunuch. It was naturally not a problem for him to do something within his ability.
It was good to be uncertain. Seeing how much Eunuch Wang liked Zhang Chuyun, the latter might be able to make a name for himself in the palace. At that time, he would also enjoy a good life.
He would win no matter what!
Why did he refuse?
He sat on the ground and leaned against the stone bed. He said with interest,"Where is the way out?"
The viewers in the live broadcast room were also curious.
This path of survival should be the reason why Zhang Chuyun dared to attack, right?
"Behind you!"
"Huh?"
Before Cheng Fei could react, he saw Zhang Chuyun suddenly walk in front of him and kick him.
"I'll go!"
Cheng Fei instinctively dodged and then wanted to curse.
But the next moment, he was dumbfounded.
He wasn't the only one who was dumbfounded. Everyone watching the livestream was dumbfounded as well.
Because with Zhang Chuyun's kick, a large hole appeared on the side of the stone bed.
There was actually a secret passage here!
How did Zhang Chuyun know?
Could it really be calculated?
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