When he arrived before Ying Zheng, he bowed.
Normally, when there was nothing important, generals would bow with cupped hands.
And this guy came back after taking a dump. He actually bowed with his hands behind his back.
"What's wrong? Not good?"
Ying Zheng's attention was entirely on the toilet paper, so he did not pay attention to these details at all.
"This thing is indeed white and soft, but…but because it's too soft, it leaks when touched. It's not as good as a toilet token!”
Wang Ben's face turned red.
Everyone immediately imagined that scene and immediately took two steps back in disgust, covering their mouths and noses with their hands.
"No wonder you kept your right hand behind your back. Hurry up and wash it. It's disgusting!”
Among them, Zhang Han jumped the furthest, wishing he could never come into contact with him again.
"This…this can't be blamed on me! Who knew that this thing would be so soft that it broke before I could even exert any strength!”
Wang Ben looked aggrieved.
"Hmm? What's that smell?"
Just as everyone was feeling disgusted, Ying Zheng's nose twitched and he took two deep breaths.
"What else can it smell like? It must be that this old man's hands were stained with something filthy that emitted a stench!”
The other minister also looked disgusted.
"No, I can't! No, it's the fragrance!"
Ying Zheng shook his head and glared at that man. He was the emperor, could he not even distinguish between fragrance and odor?
Actually, all of this was due to the Bone Transformation Pill.
Not only could it remove the toxins in Ying Zheng's body, but it could also strengthen all the functions of his body, including his sense of smell!
"Yes, it does smell good. It seems to be…grilled fish?”
Qi Chu also smelled it and nodded.
However, the ministers looked at each other in confusion.
Ying Zheng began to look around, trying to find the source of the smell.
He had no choice.
This smell was too fragrant. There was no resistance at all!
"Yes! It does smell good!"
"Fragrant! It smells so good!"
"The smell of grilled fish is strong. This fragrance shouldn't be grilled fish. Perhaps there are farmers living nearby who made some delicacies!”
"Yes, yes, yes!"
……
A moment later, all the ministers smelled the fragrance and their noses twitched.
"Impossible. When I went out to pay tribute just now, I specially observed the surrounding situation. There was no one nearby!”
Wang Ben shook his head.
"Shut up and go wash your hands!"
Ying Zheng immediately threw a glare at him.
Everyone was looking for tempting delicacies, and he was simply spoiling the scenery by mentioning it at the side.
"Yes, sir!"
Wang Ben left in disappointment.
"What's that smell…?"
All the resting guards smelled the fragrance and stood up unconsciously, looking around.
However, all he could see was a lush forest. There was no sign of human habitation!
"Your Majesty, we've found the Little Lord. He's roasting fish by the river not far ahead!”
At this moment, Meng Yi, who was sent out to find Ying Pingan, ran back to report.
"What is it? Grilled fish?" "It really tastes like grilled fish?"
Ying Zheng could not believe his ears.
This little fellow was not interested in food and actually went out to roast fish?
And it's so fragrant?
"Let's go! Let's go take a look!"
Ying Zheng flicked his sleeve and walked forward with his hands behind his back.
All the ministers looked at each other and subconsciously followed!
Everyone was curious as to why the grilled fish had such an alluring fragrance!
In this era, fish was the last thing people liked to eat!
Not only were there many thorns, but there was also a strong fishy smell. It was difficult to remove it when it got on his hands!
Not to mention grilled fish!
The smoke, fire, and fishy smell made it difficult to swallow!
Even when they went out occasionally and food was scarce, they would only choose pheasants and rabbits to roast. At the very least, it did not have such a strong fishy smell!
"Do you think…this taste is grilled fish?”
"It should be true that I was reported by the minister!”
"How can grilled fish have such an alluring fragrance?”
"Who knows?"
……
The ministers followed behind him, whispering as they walked.
"This Ping 'an has always liked to tinker with something different since he was young. I can't do anything about it!”
Qi Chu followed beside Ying Zheng and said softly.
"It's been hard on you all these years!"
The few of them chatted as they walked. Under Meng Yi's lead, they came to the river.
At this moment, Ying Pingan was sitting cross-legged on a big rock by the river.
A few thick wooden sticks were used as support, and below them was a pile of dry wood. On the fire, a huge carp was sizzling oil, emitting an alluring fragrance!
"Oh my god, it's really grilled fish!”
Everyone exclaimed after seeing everything from afar.
"What grilled fish? Where is the grilled fish?"
Wang Ben came back from washing his hands and stood on his tiptoes to look around. "Grilled fish…?"
"Eh? What was that fish on the frame? It looks like a sword?"
"It looks…like…His Majesty's Lulu Sword?”
Wang Ben stammered as he looked at the bonfire in the distance and Ying Zheng's face.
People who practice martial arts like swords the most.
Ying Zheng's Lulu Sword was a peerless sword, and he could recognize it just by looking at the hilt from afar!
Using His Majesty's Lulu Sword to roast fish?
Kid!
You're really something! Ying Pingan was immersed in the alluring aroma of the grilled fish, and did not realize that he was being stared at by dozens of pairs of eyes.
"Give me some cumin and chili noodles!"
"Yes! Smells good!"
Her chubby little hands dug out a few bottles from her backpack and scattered them evenly on the big carp.
In this era, the mountains and rivers were beautiful. There was no industrial sewage discharge in the future. The fish in the river were fat and big, making people's appetite rise just by looking at them!
He turned the sword hilt and turned the big carp over. He sprinkled some seasoning on the other side and sat back on the big rock happily." It's really convenient to roast fish with a sword!”
"Is that so?"
A cold and gloomy voice sounded above Ying Pingan's head.
"Of course! Look…!"
Ying Pingan replied naturally. He even turned the hilt of his sword and showed it off.
However, he soon reacted!
This was the river!
Who was talking?
Thinking of this, Ying Pingan suddenly jumped up and cursed,"F * ck!" Who is it?"
"You used my sword to roast fish. Who do you think it was?”
Ying Pingan quickly turned around, and Ying Zheng glared at him.
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