Anyone who had fished before knew.
The biggest taboo for anglers was what Fatty Di had just said," buy two catties in the market."”
This was because most of the anglers were not experts.
After fishing for a day or a night, it was normal to not catch a single fish.
However, anglers often wanted to save face.
They could either buy it from their fishing friends or go to the market.
After buying the fish, he held his head high and carried it home.
She said to everyone," Second Aunt, I caught this fish. It looks okay, right?!"”
After receiving praise, they would often add another sentence.
"If you catch too many tomorrow, I'll give two to Second Aunt.”
Unfortunately, the second aunt did not eat the fish he caught until she died.
Obviously, the fishing grandpa in front of him was such a person.
Although he had opened his mouth to say "the four great realms of fishing" and shut his mouth to say "I'm fishing for loneliness."”
Unfortunately, this could not hide the fact that he was a fishing rookie.
Ever since a few years ago, the fishing grandpa had become obsessed with fishing.
He had spent tens of thousands on equipment, but the fish he caught were few and far between.
However, for the sake of face.
The fishing grandpa was the same as all his fishing friends.
Every time he couldn't catch any fish, he would buy a few to keep up appearances.
As time passed, he became famous for buying fish in this area.
He was known as the " Fish-buying Grandpa."
Therefore, when Fatty Di said that he wanted to buy two catties for him to go home.
Sir Fishing had completely broken through his defense.
He pointed at Fatty Di with one hand and covered his chest with the other. His lips were trembling and he couldn't speak.
Fatty Deeny and Jiang Chen were at a loss.
The audience in the live broadcast room was also dumbfounded.
"F * ck, will Sir be angered to death?”
"Who knows? This old man doesn't have a good temper.”
" Jiang Chen gave the first hit, and Fatty Deeny just added another hit. Without the two of them, who would be responsible?”
"No way, Fatty Di and Jiang Chen have to pay legal responsibility?”
……”
Instantly, tens of millions of netizens panicked.
She was afraid that Sir System would die.
At this moment, a bullet comment floated by.
"Don't worry, Grandpa Fishing is fine. He's pretending.”
"Pretending? Really?"
"Don't talk nonsense. You have to take responsibility!”
"I'm not spouting nonsense. I'm a doctor in the Department of Cardiology. A heart attack or a heart attack usually takes a few seconds. Who would hold their chest for a long time like Sir System? If I'm not wrong, Sir System is pretending. He doesn't have a heart attack at all.”
"The doctor is right. He held his chest for a few minutes!"
"F * ck, I was scared to death. Grandpa Fishing is an old actor!”
“……”
Since ancient times, the great god had sent bullet comments, and the fishing master's trick was instantly broken.
It wasn't just the audience who could tell.
Jiang Chen and Fatty Deeny also realized that Grandpa Fishing was completely fine. He was just posing!
She knew that it was not good for anyone to continue being stiff.
Therefore, Jiang Chen gave Grandpa Fishing a way out.
He said,"Please calm down and give me some Chinese wine!"”
With that, he handed her a cigarette box.
Just as the audience had guessed.
What kind of heart disease did Grandpa Fishing have?
His body was great, and he ate well.
Not to mention heart disease, he rarely caught a cold, and his body was comparable to that of a young man.
With a way out, Grandpa Fishing tactfully took over the flower.
He snorted coldly and said,
"Young man, watch your mouth. It's only this old man who's easy to talk to.”
You two will have a good time."
After saying that, he turned around and left with Hua Zi in his mouth.
Once the fishing grandpa left, Jiang Chen and Fatty Deeny's worried hearts were relieved.
"Jiang Chen, do you know how to fish or not?"”
After hearing this.
Jiang Chen was speechless.
It was complete nonsense to say that he would.
Until now, he knew nothing about fishing.
He had the fishing god skill now.”
Of course, he didn't even know what the so-called " fishing god skill " was.
Jiang Chen pondered for a moment.
Isn't fishing just a fishing rod, fishing line, and hook connected together?
Then, a stupid fish with a screw loose bit the bait.
Isn't this simple?
But where could he find a hook and fishing line?
It was obviously too late to buy it now.
If he went to borrow from the surrounding masters.
Who knows, if he really met someone with a heart attack, it would be a big deal.
After thinking about it, wasn't a fishing hook just a bent wire?
It's so simple. Can't I make one myself?
After making up his mind, Jiang Chen said to Fatty Deeny,"
"Take out the tool kit given by the production team.”
Fatty Di quickly took off his backpack and took out his tool bag.
Wang Zhengyu was a dog.
The tools in the kit were quite complete.
Jiang Chen rummaged for a long time and took out a few paper clips and a roll of sewing thread.
Then, he used all his strength to finish the paper clip and made it into the fish hook in his mind.
The moment they saw the " fish hook," the viewers in the live streaming room went numb!
"What's going on? Jiang Chen wouldn't use a paper clip to fish, right?”
"If I can catch a fish, I'll do the same thing as that guy just now and eat five pounds of sh * t on a live broadcast.”
"Count me in. I'll eat five catties of sh * t if I catch it!”
“ 1”
“ 1”
“ 1”
“ 1”
“ 1”
“……”
Instantly, the screen was filled with 1s.
Some people were bored and started to count.
A total of 2,000 people participated in eating sh * t.
In other words, once Jiang Chen caught a fish with a paper clip.
The live broadcast room was going to eat five tons of sh * t.
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