The most ridiculous thing was that this thing wasn't calculated literally.
It wasn't like a million slave soldiers would only collapse if 100,000 died.
Instead, 1,000 of the first 10,000 died, and the remaining 9,000 were useless.
Moreover, there was a chain reaction to a breakdown.
It was possible that after the first three collapses, the ones behind would run away.
Especially in Tivat, the slave army would probably collapse from fear of the elemental power as soon as the battle started.
The slave army's combat strength was also very touching. It belonged to the existence of the wind and waves, and the wind and waves.
Liu Suihe touched his chin." It seems that the storytelling reward is not just a good skill.”
"Hey, Suihe!"
Walnut suddenly appeared behind Liu Suihe.
"Why are you back so early today?"
After earning so much money, she thought that Liu Suihe would be out for a while.
"It's good that you're back. You can help me think of a new advertisement slogan.”
"Uh…"
Liu Suihe wiped the non-existent cold sweat off his forehead." Hall Master, didn't I just help you with the publicity?”
At the mention of this, Walnut became even more excited.
"That's right, that's right. As expected of someone from our Rebirth Hall. You're really versatile.”
"The effect today is really explosive.”
Walnut opened his hands and drew a big circle.
"It's a pity."
Walnut sighed." If only you were bragging more intensely. I would be able to do business today."”
The hall master was not in the mood to do this.
"But it's still alright."
" I don't know why their family suddenly ordered a set meal from me."”
"Damn! He's probably moved by our discount.”
“……”
Liu Suihe was struck speechless.
It also seemed like he had endless things to say.
In the end, he could only say," Hall Master, as long as you're happy.”
"Of course I'm happy!"
The only thing worth being happy about in this world was that one's hard work was rewarded.
"Also, quickly think of any other ideas.”
"I didn't expect this in the past. Sui and you are from another world. You must have a lot of strange ideas about advertisements from another world.”
"Besides, Huaxia is similar to Liyue. If Huaxia is suitable for advertisements, Liyue will definitely be suitable.”
Walnut looked expectant and blinked at Liu Suihe.
"Well, let me think..."
Unable to dissuade Walnut, Liu Suihe could only try his best to recall the brainwashing advertisements of China.
Liu Suihe really didn't know much about advertisements.
It was just…
Jiang Wen Zhou, Jiang Wen Zhou, Jiangnan Tannery, Jiangnan Tannery had closed down. Forget about Boss Ba Duan, forget about Boss Ba Duan running away with his sister-in-law.
He brought her to the Rebirth Hall.
Li Yue Harbor, Li Yue Harbor, Li Yue Rebirth Hall, Li Yue Rebirth Hall had closed down. Forget about Boss Ba Duan, forget about Boss Ba Duan running away with his sister-in-law.
The original price was 100,000 Morales, and the coffin that cost 200,000 Morales was now only 10,000 dollars.
10,000 dollars, 10,000 dollars, 10,000 dollars, now he only needed 10,000 dollars.
“……”
Even Liu Suihe felt that this idea was ridiculous in his mind.
How about…
" Hello everyone, I'm Zha Zha Hui. Tonight at eight o'clock, I'll be waiting for you in Sand City. One slash, 999. Equipment retrieved in seconds. Ingot received in seconds. If you're a brother, come and kill me."
If I were to enter the Hall of Rebirth,
"Hello, everyone. I'm Liu Suihe. I'll be waiting for you at Wuwang Slope at eight o'clock tonight. As soon as you arrive, you'll be ferried. The corpse will be recovered in seconds, and the coffin will be transferred in seconds. If you're a brother, come to the Rebirth Hall."
“……”
F * ck!
What the hell is this? Why is this all I can think about?
If this was released, Liyue people would know about it.
It was simply shameful to the extreme. Even if she died, she would not be like this.
You love me, I love you, sweet in the urn. You love me, I love you, we must be buried together.
F * ck! It's not over, is it?
She forced the messy advertisements out of her mind.
Liu Suihe turned his head coldly and said,""No, I haven't."
“欸!”
Walnut's eyes widened." I don't believe it!”
"Your reaction just now definitely meant that you thought of it. Tell me, tell me, tell me!”
Walnut hammered Liu Suihe's chest crazily.
"No, I haven't."
Compared to social death, let the walnut hammer hammer hit twice.
"Ah!"
Walnut lay on the ground." I don't care, I don't care. You must have thought about it. If you dare to interrogate me, tell me.”
She grabbed Liu Suihe's pants and rolled on the ground.
Liu Suihe felt a headache coming on.
"What a sin!"
As expected of you, Walnut. I'm not surprised at what you do.
Liu Suihe held his forehead and tried to think of an advertisement that was not too shocking.
In an instant, the 'wonderful ideas' that Liu Suihe had forcefully blocked earlier gushed out like a flood breaking through a dam.
It made Liu Suihe dizzy.
Wait a minute!
Liu Suihe had a flash of inspiration.
It seemed that there was no need to stick to advertisements. It was fine as long as it was related to coffins.
Thinking that it should be reliable, Liu Suihe pulled up Walnut.
"What? If you're trying to fool me, I won't get up.”
Walnut folded his arms.
"Haha, of course!"
Liu Suihe laughed awkwardly.
Then, she told him the story of the black man carrying the coffin.
After listening to the story, his eyes lit up." Suihe, you're really a genius.”
Then, she hurriedly ran away.
"Phew!"
"He's finally gone!"
Walnut even used a strange thing like black people carrying coffins.
If he told her what he was thinking just now.
hiss ~
Just thinking about it made him shudder.
He believed that as long as he dared to say it, Walnut would dare to do it.
Pa!
He covered his head." I hope Walnut doesn't go too far."”
"Mr. Liu, someone is looking for you outside.”
The funeral girl knocked on the door.
"Who is it?"
"The second young master of the Flying Cloud Chamber of Commerce, Xingqiu.”
Oh, it's the Second Miss.
Needless to say, Liu Suihe knew what he was here for.
"Please come in!"
"Yes, sir!"
A moment later, Xing Qiu walked in with a face full of admiration.
"Mr. Liu!"
"Sigh!"
Liu Suihe made a gesture of rejection.
"What mister? You and I are of the same age. You can just call me by my name in private.”
"You can call me Liu Suihe or Suihe."
Liu Sui He's modesty greatly increased Xing Qiu's good impression of him.
"Then I'll be bold and accept it."
"It should be like this."
Liu Suihe said with a smile.
After exchanging pleasantries for a while, Xingqiu cut to the chase.
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Thank you, Five Elements.
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