"Well, this bird has never appeared in the courtyard before. I just brought it back.”
As Yang Yi spoke, his mind spun rapidly as he thought of a way to say it.
All of a sudden, Yang Yi's heart skipped a beat. Perhaps this could solve the survival crisis of Master Eight's courtyard in the future. After all, these people in the courtyard were crazy about meat.
Even if he knew that it was his bird and that it might not do anything out of line in front of him, he might secretly capture Lord Myna and stew him. After that, who would know?
In this era, the only things that they had scruples about were the things of the government and the officials. Nothing else could attract the attention of these people.
If Master Eight wanted to have a good life in the future, he had to have a relationship with the government.
Thinking of this, Yang Yi said,
"Didn't I go to the police station yesterday to talk? I temporarily brought this bird back from there.”
"The police station gave you a bird?"
Liu Haizhong interrupted and asked. His words were full of suspicion. What was this? Unheard of.
"Second Uncle, I'm not giving it away. I'm temporarily bringing it back.”
Yang Yi corrected Liu Haizhong's words and continued without waiting for them to continue asking questions,
"I don't need to tell you about the incident with the bandits in our courtyard yesterday.”
"The whereabouts of the two boxes of money that the bandits robbed are still unknown.”
"Although the police have searched our compound, they still haven't found the box.”
"So, are we just going to give up on the search? No!"
"This bird was brought back by me to continue searching for the box.”
What was that? Was this bird used to search for boxes? The people in the courtyard seemed to be listening to the night talk.
"This, this bird can be used to search for boxes?”
Yan Bugui was shocked.
"Why not? It has undergone special training. Let's put it this way."
"Third Uncle, have you heard of a rescue dog?”
Rescue dogs? Yan Bugui was stunned. What was this?
"Yang Yi, are you talking about the rescue dogs on the battlefield overseas?”
Liu Haizhong, who was usually more concerned about the news, interrupted and asked.
"Sigh, Second Uncle, you're really knowledgeable. Yes, that's what I'm talking about!”
Yang Yi praised Liu Haizhong,
"This bird is like a rescue dog. It has been strictly trained to search for things.”
"What? Can this bird be like a dog?"
Liu Haizhong felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell.
"How is it different? This bird is easier to use than a dog."
Yang Yi continued to bluff,
"This bird can talk, but can dogs?"
“...”
"This bird can fly, and its field of vision is wider. Uh, it means that it can see more things.”
Liu Haizhong was stumped. He couldn't answer such a professional question.
However, after hearing Yang Yi's words, it seemed that the " rescue birds " could exist?
"No, what are you talking about? What is a rescue dog?"
Xu Damao was confused. One moment it was a bird, the next it was a dog, and the next it was a rescue dog. What the hell was this? He still wanted to teach this stupid bird a lesson for daring to scold him.
At this moment, he understood that the bird did not belong to Yang Yi. He had brought it back from the police station.
Since it was not Yang Yi's, there was nothing to be afraid of.
The people from the Siheyuan who had been listening at the side were also confused. They asked what the rescue dog meant and what it had to do with the bird.
It was a rare opportunity to show off his knowledge in front of everyone. Liu Haizhong was excited. He was afraid that Yang Yi would open his mouth and steal his limelight. He quickly explained to everyone in the courtyard what a rescue dog was.
After a while, the people in the courtyard finally understood what a rescue dog was and what Yang Yi meant.
Xu Damao broke out in cold sweat.
F * ck, according to this, the cost of training a rescue dog is huge, so the cost of training a rescue bird is probably not much less. I was just thinking of shooting it down and stewing it. Fortunately, I didn't have the time to do so.
Yang Yi observed everyone's expressions and saw the amazement of everyone present. He knew that his words had worked, so he continued,
"So, this bird is not an ordinary bird. If you hurt it, you will go to jail!”
Yang Yi turned his head and looked at Silly Zhu,
"I think I heard someone say that they want to shoot it down? Silly Zhu, is that you?"
What the f * ck? Shazhu, who was suddenly called out, panicked and said hurriedly,
"No, I didn't. Xu Damao, it's Xu Damao. Right, it's him. He wants to shoot your bird down!”
Xu Damao was dumbfounded. Silly Zhu's Backstab was fast and accurate, leaving him no time to react.
Just as he was at a loss for what to do, the child who had just snuck home to get a slingshot returned. He held the slingshot in one hand and came in front of him.
She handed it to him and did not forget to say,
"You keep your word. Leave the bird leg for me to eat!”
Xu Damao was numb.
The worst thing was that the atmosphere suddenly became quiet. Just when Xu Damao was at a loss, Yi Zhonghai came out to smooth things over.
"Alright, alright. Xu Damao was probably joking just now. He didn't really want to kill the bird. Now that everyone knows that this bird is important, don't hurt it in the future."
As Yi Zhonghai spoke, the child's parents rushed over and grabbed the child's slingshot with one hand. Then, they carried him to the side. It seemed that a lesson was inevitable.
Everyone present, especially those who had children at home, made up their minds at this moment. When they got home, they would remind their brats not to hurt this " rescue bird ". Otherwise, they would go to jail!
Yang Yi saw that the desired effect had been achieved and did not mind Yi Zhonghai coming out to smooth things over. His original intention was not to do anything to Xu Damao. He just wanted to scare him and make him remember.
As for whether someone would go to the police station to ask about the authenticity of the matter, Yang Yi was not worried at all. He had already thought of a countermeasure.
"Everyone, disperse. Everyone, pay attention in the future. Just don't provoke this bird.”
Yi Zhonghai was making his final conclusion, and everyone began to disperse.
"Don't go, big brother. We have to kill him!”
When Master Eight saw Xu Damao turn around and leave, he became anxious.
It held a grudge. This person had just said that he wanted to hit it with a slingshot.
Although it did not know what a slingshot was, it instinctively felt that it was something that could threaten it.
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