In order to discover Old Man Zhang's secret, Wang Fugui quietly followed him to the river.
Then, he saw everything that happened next.
Wang Fugui almost peed his pants when he saw Old Man Zhang's ax hit the River God's head!
F * ck!
Did Old Zhang want to die by treating a god like this?!
However, what happened next was beyond Wang Fugui's understanding.
Not only was the River God not angry after being hit in the head by Old Man Zhang's ax, he did not even teach Old Man Zhang a lesson!
This…
Was the River God that good-tempered?
He had already treated you like this, yet you weren't angry?!
Was the River God's personality so weak? Was he so easy to bully?
After he was stunned, he suddenly thought of something and clapped his hands excitedly!
The River God didn't die, but lied to Old Man Zhang.
But Old Man Zhang thought that the River God was dead.
In other words, he was the only one who knew that the River God could conjure gold and silver items!
That was great!
Since that's the case, I'll have to make a good plan!
Old Man Zhang dropped the iron axe into the river. The River God appeared and gave him a gold axe and a silver axe.
If I throw the biggest thing in my family into the river, won't the River God give me even bigger things like gold and silver?!
Thinking of this, Wang Fugui was excited!
Let's do it this way!
Wang Fugui immediately went home and started rummaging through the biggest thing in the house.
After tossing and turning, he finally found a huge wooden horse sculpture.
This horse eagle was bought by his son from town. It was as big as a real horse.
If such a big thing was thrown into the river, wouldn't the River God conjure two golden and silver horse statues of the same size from the river?!
I'm too damn smart!
Therefore, he carried the wooden horse sculpture to the bridge and threw it into the river without thinking.
Then, he began to look forward to it.
When the River God came out, whether it was the Galloping Golden Condor or the Galloping Silver Condor, he wanted them all!
However, the River God did not appear after the wooden carving of the galloping horse was thrown into the river.
Because his wooden horse did not sink into the water, but floated along the river!
"Damn it! I was only thinking about how to get something bigger out and forgot that wood floated in the water and could not sink!”
"I miscalculated, a huge miscalculation!"
Wang Fugui wanted to go home to get something else, but he realized something.
In the distant village, many people were holding iron axes and were quickly rushing over.
It turned out that Old Man Zhang had returned with the gold and silver axe and was discovered by the villagers.
Everyone immediately asked him where these things came from.
Old Man Zhang thought that the River God had already been killed by his axe.
Even if these people went, even if the River God didn't die and lost faith in humans, he would definitely not give them the golden and silver axe.
Therefore, he simply told them about the River God.
When the villagers heard about this, a few of them immediately rushed over with axes in their hands.
Seeing this, Wang Fugui knew that it would be too late for him to go back and get his things.
In order to get ahead of the villagers, Wang Fugui couldn't care less about anything else.
He took off his pants, squatted on the bridge, and started to poop in the river!
"Plop, plop…"
Wang Fugui was very pleased with himself as he dropped his feces into the river.
River God, River God, hurry up and give me the golden and silver feces!
Just as Wang Fugui was looking forward to it, Mu Shuo floated up from the other side of the river and roared at Wang Fugui,"
"You're a pervert!"
"Who would pick up that thing!"
"Are you crazy?"
Ding! Congratulations to the host. The progress of acting as the Ten Cold River God has reached 74%.
Whoosh!
Hearing the notification in his mind, Mu Shuo finally heaved a sigh of relief.
One of the two disgusting scenes of the River God of Ten Colds was finally completed.
Then, without a word, he activated the Water Riding Technique and washed Wang Fugui and his feces to the other side.
Disgusting fellow, scram as far away as you can!
After doing all this, Mu Shuo clapped his hands in satisfaction.
Then, he sank into the river again, ready to seize the opportunity to create the next famous scene of the Ten Cold River God!
Yes, these scenes seemed to be coincidental, but they were actually the result of Mu Shuo secretly manipulating his shen power.
Otherwise, how could there be such a coincidence in this world?
How could Wang Fugui be so stupid as to throw his poop into the river?
All of this was the result of Mu Shuo using his divine power to secretly influence the thoughts of these mortals.
In other words, everything that had happened before was premeditated.
Now, he was ready to control the next famous scene!
……
Planet Earth.
In Mu Shuo's live broadcast room.
At this moment, the live broadcast room had long become an ocean of joy.
"Hahahahaha! I'm sorry, I'm about to die of laughter!”
"My stomach hurts from laughing!"
"My mother asked me why I was kneeling on the ground while clutching my stomach. She thought that my appendicitis was acting up, but I was actually laughing until my stomach hurt!”
"Me too! Before I clicked on the livestream, I never expected that the Apprentice God's assessment would be so funny!”
"I used to have a big belly and a big beer belly. Ever since I watched the live broadcast of River God Mu Shuo's assessment, my big belly disappeared and was replaced by an eight-pack!”
"His abdominal muscles are showing. From this, it can be seen how funny the assessment live broadcast of the River God Wood is!”
"Now, I can't bear to see him killed by other Apprentice Gods so early!”
"If he is eliminated from the assessment grounds, then how much joy will we lose!”
"This guy is really not doing his job properly!”
"Regarding faith, believers, and the development of territory, he has nothing to do with it!”
"On the contrary, he's so good at acting out these ridiculous and funny scenes!”
"Does he think he's acting in a melodrama?”
"How can it be so funny!"
"The happiness of the past few days was given by the River God Mu Shuo. Now, I can't leave his live broadcast room!”
"I'm looking forward to the birth of the next comedy!”
"Yes, yes, hurry up and start the next drama. I can't wait!”
……
The overseas audience laughed until tears rolled down their faces, but the domestic audience couldn't laugh.
They really didn't understand why Mu Shuo would do this.
Even if it's ruined, can't you just do nothing?
Or, if you still have a little bit of love for your country, you can directly look for the Apprentice God Fu Youzhu, who also belongs to Yanxia Country.
Wouldn't it be better if he contributed his divine persona to her and let her increase her divine power so that she could go further in the assessment?
Why did he have to make himself look like a clown?
Not only did he embarrass himself, but he also embarrassed Yanxia Country?
Mu Shuo's actions had already caused the people of Yanxia Country to start suspecting if he had spent 500,000!
……
At the place of assessment.
In the riverbed of the Si River.
Mu Shuo didn't know what happened on Planet Earth.
However, he could guess that his performance would definitely make countless people laugh loudly.
After all, what he was doing now was indeed worth two dollars.
Actually, Mu Shuo himself didn't want to do this either.
However, the River God of Ten Coldness was a funny anime!
If he didn't do this, he wouldn't be able to play the role of River God Ten Coldness.
If he didn't act well, he wouldn't be able to obtain his freakish and unsolvable concept level ability!
Therefore, this was the only way!
But it didn't matter. He would wait until he reached 100% progress in acting as the River God of Ten Coldness and completely mastered the concept level divine ability of the River God of Ten Coldness!
You bunch of bystanders, remember this!
How loud you laugh now, how sad you will cry later!
Because I want to get rid of all the trainee gods from the other countries!
He would become the first Apprentice God to pass the final test in a hundred years!
At that time, I'll see if you can still laugh!
Just as he was thinking, the four villagers had already arrived at the Sihe Bridge.
Each of them held an iron axe in their hands.
They looked at each other and nodded in unison.
Then, the four axes smashed into the river at the same time…
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