"Something's not right?" asked Silly Zhu with a puzzled expression. I clearly tied you up here yesterday! Why am I here?"
When Xu Damao heard that, he was instantly angry.""Silly Zhu, you bastard, so it was you who kidnapped me. No wonder I didn't know you weren't married.”
Silly Zhu was also anxious." Yes, I did kidnap you. Who asked you to ruin my blind date? You ran away from my thoughts. You deserve it!”
"There's more! I like women, don't think of me as disgusting. I'm not a sh * t stirring stick!”
"I don't know which bastard knocked me unconscious and tied me to you. I'm really cursing his ancestors!”
Liu Bei, who was eating breakfast, suddenly sneezed. He thought that Zheng Juan missed him, so he decided to visit her sometime.
Xu Damao continued to scold him. All kinds of little cuties came one after another. He was afraid that he would be tired.
Silly Zhu coaxed angrily," Alright, stop shouting. If you call them over later, we won't be able to explain ourselves." Then it's over."
Hearing this, Xu Damao panicked and quickly shut his mouth. With trembling lips, she said to Silly Zhu," Then hurry up and think of a way. It's almost time to go to work."
The two of them struggled to break free from the rope, but the more they struggled, the tighter the rope became.
Xu Damao shouted from above,"Use your strength! Where did your strength go? If the rope doesn't break free, we'll all be finished!”
After saying that, he even shook it with all his might.
This made things difficult for Silly Pillar, who quickly shouted,""Can you f * cking stop shaking? I can do it myself. I was just about to untie the knot that I finally touched.”
Xu Damao, who was on top, also felt that something was wrong. He turned his head and shouted at Xu Damao,"Silly Zhu, I'm early. Can you be more steady? Are you looking for sh * t?”
"I don't want to either!" Can you stop shaking? I don't care if anything happens.”
Xu Damao also looked helpless." Alright, I won't move. As long as you can untie the rope!"”
Because his hands were tied upside down, he could only touch it bit by bit. However, he was just a little short of the length. At this moment, he really hated his parents for not extending his hands a little.
Xu Damao was not idle either. He stretched his head forward like a turtle. He stretched his head in front of the rope that he could reach and bit hard with his teeth. He didn't know if it was because his teeth were bad or the quality of the rope was too good. He almost broke his teeth, but there was no bite mark.
Despite the difficulties in front of them, neither of them gave up. After all, neither of them wanted to be Brother Chicken! Isn't it good to be a man? Why did he have to be neither male nor female!
Xu Damao didn't want to, and Silly Zhu didn't want to! He, the idiot, hadn't married yet! It couldn't just disappear like that! If Sister Qin found out, it would all be over! Don't even think about getting a wife in the future!
The two of them rested for a while and began to save themselves. After all, it was best for him to go out at this time. That would make him famous!
Xu Damao's mentality collapsed at this moment. He cried and scolded Silly Zhu,
"Silly Zhu, it's all because of you. Otherwise, you and I wouldn't be in this state.”
"Alright, you're still crying. This is my first time, you bastard!”
"Besides, if I knew that things could happen, I wouldn't have tied you up. Wouldn't I be harming myself?”
Xu Damao didn't dare to say anything. If he angered Silly Zhu, he would have to spar with Xu Damao again. The key was that Xu Damao could beat him! At that time, he would be the one suffering. He could only shut his mouth.
He treated the rope in front of him as a dummy and bit it hard to vent his anger.
At this moment, footsteps came from outside the door. They disappeared for a moment and then came again. The voice sounded far and near. This scared Silly Zhu and Xu Damao so much that their hearts were about to jump out.
"Who are you?" Xu Damao was about to cry. If you want to come, then come. Don't f * cking stand outside and scare people. Can't you just give me a quick death!”
Ma Hua walked over and saw Xu Damao sitting on a man's lap. He quickly bent down and waved his hand,""I'm sorry, Leader! Please continue." The tall and strong Xu Damao blocked Silly Zhu's way, making him think that it was a leader from last night's dinner!
After saying that, the kid politely closed the door. After they left, Ma Hua was still thinking,"
"What's wrong with this world? I accompanied the leader for a meal yesterday, and today it's like this? Xu Damao usually didn't know that it was really white at first glance.”
"No wonder he's so popular in the factory. Could this be a secret manual to please his superiors?”
The more Ma Hua thought about it, the more afraid he became. He quickly covered his butt and said,"Forget it, I'll just be an honest chef!”
Suddenly, someone shouted,"Ma Hua!" When Silly Pillar heard Ma Hua's voice, he didn't care about his pride and directly called out Ma Hua's name.
After all, Ma Hua was still very loyal. As long as Silly Zhu gave the order to keep quiet, he would not spread it outside. If he missed it, who knew what kind of evil spirits would come after him!
Ma Hua was walking outside when he heard someone calling him from behind. He felt that it was a little like his master. He shook his head and felt that it was impossible. How could his master be here? His master liked young women. It's impossible for her to like men!
He only heard another voice from behind,"Ma Hua, come and save me."”Only then did he confirm that this was his master.
He took a closer look and realized that this fellow was really his master. He hurriedly went forward and cut the rope with a knife. Silly Zhu and Xu Damao quickly separated. After putting on his clothes, Xu Damao said a few harsh words and quickly fled this troublesome place.
Ma Hua looked at Silly Zhu with a puzzled expression, as if asking him if this was how he dealt with Xu Damao? Sacrifice yourself for others!
Silly Zhu patted Ma Hua's shoulder and looked at him. It seemed like he said something, but it also seemed like he didn't say anything.
"Master, I didn't see anything just now!" Ma Hua immediately promised.”
Silly Zhu saw that Ma Hua was very sensible and said to him,""Haven't you always wanted to learn my cooking? I'll teach you from tomorrow onwards."
Ma Hua quickly expressed his loyalty when he heard that Silly Zhu wanted to teach him real skills.
"Young man, work hard and I'll marry you a master's wife next year!"”After saying that, he walked out of the kitchen and went straight to the bathhouse!
Ma Hua immediately said," Master, don't worry. I'll definitely do my best."”
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On his way to work, Liu Bei happened to bump into the devastated Xu Damao. Seeing his haggard appearance, he laughed and continued to ride to the workshop.
Xu Damao also had the same thoughts as Silly Zhu and went straight to the bathhouse. However, he did not know that an even greater crisis was still behind!
(This chapter is a little heavy. The editor has never seen anything like this, so the writing is not good. If the readers have any plot that they want me to write into the novel, you can tell me in the comments section.）
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