When the stick meme saw that Liu Bei had forgotten to close the door after he left, he immediately laughed out loud and said,"He's already opened the door for me. If I don't go to your house to take something back, I'll let you down. What a fool.”
He looked around warily and waited for a while until no one appeared before he rushed into Liu Bei's house.
The moment he entered, he closed the door of Liu Bei's house. Liu Bei's rabbit meat in the morning had made him crave for it. He had a clear goal and directly ran into the kitchen to look around. He did not find anything he thought. He did not like the noodles and vegetables in Liu Bei's kitchen at all!
The stick stick had long been bitten by the big wronged fool, and he was only focused on eating meat. Look at all the children in the quad who ate like their grandmother and had a fat head, big ears, and white cheeks. This was all thanks to Silly Zhu.
He had been busy for a long time and knocked over a lot of things. He came to the cupboard where he had stolen the canned herring last time.
The stick terrier's nose was sharper than a dog's. He smelled the fragrance inside and quickly ran over. He opened it and saw that Liu Bei's leftover rabbit bones were still inside. The stick's eyes lit up as he placed the plate on the table and started eating.
He didn't even take his chopsticks and just used his hands to pick up the leftover bones of Liu Bei. As he ate, his mouth was full of oil and he sighed,""Liu Bei's family eats really well! If only I were his son! Then I can eat meat every day! It's all my mother's fault for not marrying him back then. She made me suffer in the Jia family every day. My father is still a good-for-nothing, he can't compare to Liu Bei at all."
Good fellow! If Liu Bei knew what he was thinking, he would definitely give him a huge compliment. The meme was really filial and powerful!
After eating and drinking to his heart's content, the cudgel walked around as if it was at home. From time to time, it flipped the blanket and touched the pillow.
Suddenly, a smile appeared on his face. He took out the money beside Liu Bei's pillow and saw that it was a big reunion! He was happy to thank Liu Bei's eight generations of ancestors, but he was not as experienced as his grandmother. He was so happy that he was a little carried away and did not notice the flour under his feet.
That's right. Liu Bei had deliberately placed the flour and money here so that the stick would fall for his trick and leave footprints on the flour. Just as the God Thief Stick was about to stop, Liu Bei caught him off guard.
After Liu Bei arrived at the repair shop, he hurriedly ran back and hid in the middle of the courtyard. When he saw that it was about time, he hurriedly rushed in.
Liu Bei grabbed the stick and gave him a slap.""Little bastard, I caught you this time! Who gave you the guts to steal from my house?”
A red handprint appeared on the God Thief Stick's face, and the stick cried.
The sound of the stick's cries spread out. Many residents came out to take a look and saw Liu Bei standing there holding the stick.
Jia Zhang-shi also heard the screams of the stick, and she ran over with her fat body.
Her heart ached when she saw the meme crying. When the stick saw his grandmother, he cried even harder.
"Grandma, Liu Bei hit me! Wuwuwu!"
When Jia Zhangshi heard this, she ran towards Liu Bei like a pig. Liu Bei dodged and Jia Zhangshi fell down instead of hitting Liu Bei.
However, Jia Zhangshi did not admit defeat. She stood up and continued to hit Liu Bei. Liu Bei did not continue to dodge but kicked Jia Zhangshi over. This time, Jia Zhangshi did not get up.
Jia Zhang-shi sat on the ground and clapped her hands as she shouted,""Neighbors, come and take a look. This fatherless Liu Bei is bullying us orphans and widows! You have no manners at all!"
"Old Merchant, come back and take a look! Your eldest grandson and I were beaten up by this little bastard Liu Bei!”
The people in the courtyard all rolled their eyes when they saw Jia Zhang-shi use this psychic trick again.
Liu Bei did not allow her to go up and give her a slap. This slap directly slapped Jia Zhangshi to the ground. Her face was burning with pain, and the palm print was very clear. There was even some blood at the corner of her mouth.
Before Jia Zhangshi could get angry, he heard Liu Bei's cold words,""Old thing, if you don't know how to speak, then don't speak. If your mouth is still so smelly, I'll help you. Don't worry, I can definitely make you unable to say a word for the rest of your life.”
Jia Zhang-shi was so frightened that she did not dare to make a sound!
A neighbor came forward and asked," Xiao Liu, what happened? Why are you making a joke?!"”
"That's right. Why did you make such a joke for no reason?”
Liu Bei replied,"I caught you stealing from my house."
"I didn't steal anything from him. I just went to his house to play."”
Jia Zhangshi chimed in from the side." Did you hear that? My eldest grandson doesn't have anything from you. Do you think there's anything good in your house that my eldest grandson can steal?!"”
When everyone heard this, they knew that it must have been the meme who went to steal something.
Liu Bei said,"I lost ten yuan, and it was stolen by the stick and hidden in his pocket."”
The stick was nervously clutching his pocket. She didn't dare to let anyone touch it. Jia Zhangshi was also excited when she heard that she had taken money from Liu Bei's house. It was ten yuan! How much meat could he eat! She licked her lips.
He immediately shouted at Liu Bei,"What do you mean it's your money? I gave it to my good grandson."”
Everyone was shocked by Jia Zhangshi's shamelessness again and again! They were all discussing that the kind of family had the kind of children.
"That's right, that's right. After Jia Zhang-shi left my house last time, our family's salt pans have been reduced."
"Mine's like that too, but mine's a thimble.”
"Jia Zhang-shi borrowed salt from my family. After she finished using it, she cursed and said that it was just a little bit of broken salt, so stingy.”
"Their family has been passing down shamelessness for generations. I wonder if Jia Dongxu is Old Jia's son.”
……
Liu Bei knew that Jia Zhangshi and the others would not admit it, but it did not matter. He was not standing here to make them admit their mistakes, but to wait for the police to deal with it!
Liu Bei said to the boy in front of him,""Xiaohu, help me call the police. I'll give you 50 cents, okay?”
Little Tiger nodded happily and ran out.
Not long after, Little Tiger entered the courtyard house.
Behind him was a uniformed police officer with a righteous look on his face. Little Tiger turned his head and said,"Brother Liu, the police are here. They are all standing in the backyard.”
Liu Bei smiled and said,"Thank you, Little Tiger." Then he took out fifty cents from his pocket and gave it to Little Tiger.
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