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'Good heavens, I'm calling you good heavens. You gave someone's brother's corpse as a gift. This skill is really amazing ~~~...
(Covering his mouth and crying) Is he planning to laugh me to death and inherit my flowers?
Pfft... Find another corpse…Oh my god, I really can't hold it in anymore, hahahaha...
(Laughing and rolling his eyes) Oh my god! Where exactly did this high-quality product come from!
Hearing Jiang Mingyan's words.
The interviewer almost kicked him out, but considering that he had to leave as soon as possible, he could only suppress the urge to beat someone up. He forcefully suppressed his irritable emotions and asked through gritted teeth,"Alright, stop explaining. You said just now that you're here for an interview?”
"Yes, that's right."
Hearing this.
Jiang Mingyan could not help but heave a sigh of relief.
Since the other party mentioned this, it meant that he still had a chance. He reorganized his emotions and raised his head with a smile."I'm here for the interview. I thought it wouldn't be good to come empty-handed, so I got you a gift. But I didn't expect to make such a big mistake.”
The interviewer's eyelids twitched.""Have you seen the signboard conditions clearly?”
Jiang Mingyan nodded.""Don't worry, I've always been bold and cautious. You can probably see this from the way I pushed your cousin's body over as a gift.”
"Do you have any objections to the salary?”
Jiang Mingyan waved his hand casually.""I'm very satisfied with 2,000 yuan a night. As long as the money is paid, I'll catch the corpse even if it runs away, let alone burn it. I believe you can see this through your cousin's corpse.”
"Then you should understand the work content.”
" I understand." Jiang Mingyan continued to nod." Although I've never done it before, I've always been a humble and studious person, and I'm very good at learning. If you don't believe me, you can try it on your cousin's corpse."
"F * ck you, bring this up again!”
The uncle was furious. What, you still want me to use my cousin's corpse to practice for you?？I've been holding it in for a long time. Why do you keep bringing this up? If it weren't for the fact that I really couldn't find anyone in a short period of time, I would have immediately forked you out! If you dare to mention it again, I'll get my cousin to come and find you tonight!”
Jiang Mingyan was speechless.
The photographer was speechless.
"... Weren't we having a good chat just a second ago? Why are you so anxious now?" Jiang Mingyan looked down and muttered,"I'm sorry.""Could it be that cousin passed away and his brain was damaged from the blow?”
The uncle was furious.”
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Hahahaha! A genius! What a genius!
'How outstanding…'
- -- If you dare to talk nonsense again, I'll let Big Brother come and find you.
[(Comical) Guess if the funeral parlor owner's anger value is full.]
---Didn't you see that the boss had already activated Berserk Mode?(Covering his face)
…
To be honest.
This uncle really had no choice.
To be honest, if this was in the past, he would definitely ask Lu Chengfeng to get lost. After all, this mouth of his was really a little 'f * cked up'!
However, it was possible now.
Due to his cousin's unexpected death, he had to send his cousin's body back to the countryside for a proper burial. This was the tradition of his hometown.
During the time he was away, the funeral parlor needed someone to be there.
It was precisely because of this that he offered such a high salary. He thought that there would be a brave man under the heavy reward, but he never expected a boorish man to come!
" That's it." The uncle took a deep breath and dispersed the anger in his heart."Come and fill out the form. I'll show you around later and tell you what to do. I have to go back in the afternoon and will be back in about a week. During this period, help me look after this place. Oh right, my surname is Sun.”
"You hired me just like that?"
Jiang Mingyan felt a little incredulous." By the way, do you want me to check it? For example, check my ID card or something?"
"Did you bring it?"
"I didn't bring it."
"Then why don't you say 'der'?"
"Alright, I admit that I didn't bring my ID card, but can I check your ID card?”
"Why?"
"Because your simple and violent admission process always makes me feel like I'm following a pyramid scheme.”
"MLM?"
Old Sun was silent for a moment. Then, he glanced at his 'cousin' and gestured with his chin."Engage in multi-level marketing with that thing?”
"What are you talking about? Please show him some respect!" Jiang Mingyan put on a serious face.”
"…Forget it, you should leave."”
" No, no, no. I'll do it. I'll do it, okay?" Jiang Mingyan quickly shrunk his neck." But can I ask you something? How did your cousin pass away?"”
" Sigh…Actually, there's nothing special." Old Sun waved his hand and said indifferently,""I was scared to death the night before yesterday.”
Jiang Mingyan was speechless.
The photographer was speechless.
The live broadcast room:
Old Sun was silent for a moment. He blinked and said,"Heart disease, heart disease. He died from a heart attack, not from fright. Don't think too much.”
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