...
After asking around, Jiang Mingyan quickly found a small commodity wholesale market.
"Brother, why don't you go to the supermarket?”
" Those things might not be available in the supermarket, but you can basically buy them all in this kind of place," Jiang Mingyan said as he looked around."How about this, in order to save time, let's split up. I'll start from this side, and you start from that side. After we circle around, we'll meet here.”
"Okay, but what exactly do you want to buy?”
"Wooden sword."
"What if there isn't any for sale?"
"Then I'll buy a copper coin sword."
"What if they can't sell it?"
“... Jade swords then, jade swords can be used too."
"What if…"
"If you say that again, I'll kill you!？”Jiang Mingyan glared at him." You can buy whatever you want. Anyway, you can just get some things that can exorcise ghosts. Why do you have so many? Alright, it's settled. Let's go."”
The cameraman stood where he was until Jiang Mingyan disappeared into the crowd. He slapped his forehead and shouted,"Brother! You haven't given me the money yet."
In the distance.
A faint voice sounded,""Didn't you earn 100 yesterday?"
...
Half an hour later, the two finally met up.
Jiang Mingyan was carrying a large white plastic bag, and the photographer was also carrying a plastic bag.
"You bought everything?"
" Yes." The photographer nodded seriously."I bought a lot of things that can exorcise ghosts.”
As he spoke.
He started to take props from the plastic bag.
"This is a cross. It is said that the church was blessed.”
"This is a Guanyin pendant. It is said that the temple was blessed.”
"This is the Eight Trigrams Mirror.”
" Oh, there are also these. Brother, look, this is the Taoist amulet, this is the Buddhist amulet, this is the Christian amulet, this is the Moon Worship Sect amulet, this is the Ming Sect amulet, this is the Quan Zhen Sect amulet, and this is the Sun Moon Sect amulet."
"You're really smart!" Jiang Mingyan said.”
The photographer: " That's right. I've prepared everything!"”
"Where's the peach wood sword I asked you to buy?"
"I didn't get the peach wood sword, but I did."
" Alright, alright, let's go back quickly," Jiang Mingyan interrupted him directly."There are so many things here. Even if the King of Hell comes today, he will have to kneel down to me, let alone a ghost!”
...
Hahahahaha! He couldn't laugh anymore. What was this photographer thinking?
I can understand Taoism, Buddhism, and Christian, but what the hell is Ming Cult and Moon Worship Cult?
Are you serious? Sun Moon Sect? (I don't know whether to laugh or cry)
"Everyone, recite after me: The Sun Moon Sect, for thousands of years, the Eastern Sect Master, will unify the Jianghu!"!! (Struggle)
...
When he returned to the funeral parlor.
It just so happened that Old Sun's car also arrived. It was an ordinary small truck, and Old Sun's cousin's body was loaded in the car.
Old Sun smiled and said,""I'll leave this place to you during the few days that I'm not around…"
"Don't worry, Uncle Sun.”
"Good, good, good!"
Old Sun turned his head and shouted at the driver,"What are you waiting for? Drive! Hurry up and drive! Step on the accelerator, step on it all the way!! Hurry up! I'll give you more money, so can you f ** king hurry up!”
Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!
The truck disappeared from sight like the wind.
The cameraman thought for a moment and said,"Bro, why do I feel like he's not running away, but escaping?"
"Don't think too much. Maybe he just wants to let his cousin rest in peace as soon as possible.”
"Do you believe that?"
"Since things have come to this, you should still believe it!"
...
Just as Old Sun said.
The funeral parlor was indeed fine. At least, Jiang Mingyan and the photographer sat at the entrance for the whole day, and no one came to ask about the price.
"Brother, why don't we leave after the day shift?”The photographer suggested," Anyway, no one knows if there will be anyone here at night. We can just come early in the morning."”
"You better watch your words.”"Didn't you notice that there's a camera on your head?" Jiang Mingyan reminded her.”
The photographer was speechless.
...
At this moment.
The audience in Jiang Mingyan's live broadcast room increased…more and more
Who knew which marketing account had edited the clip of him joining the funeral parlor into a video and uploaded it to the media.
Jiang Mingyan's two lines were very popular.
Any topic related to him would quickly enter the traffic pool. Therefore, in just a few hours, at least a million people on the Internet had watched the process of him joining the funeral parlor.
Funeral parlor.
This kind of place was very easy to cause people to let their imagination run wild.
In addition to Old Sun's strange words and the staff rules that were extremely scary, countless netizens flooded into the live broadcast room. They wanted to see if Jiang Mingyan really wanted to stay overnight at the funeral parlor!
And the number of people who had increased so much that even the program team's staff could not help but be speechless!
...
...
At the same time.
In many places in Linhai City, families from all over the world were working hard to improve their happiness and popularity.
"Ah! I'm so tired!"
The man lay on the ground and breathed heavily."Luckily, I was a fitness coach before. Otherwise, I really wouldn't have been able to finish these 500 push-ups today. Honey, look, has our popularity increased?”
"It has increased. Last night, it was 1320, and now it's 2850.”
"That's great!" The man was extremely excited, and his popularity score doubled. Hard work was indeed useful."At this speed, we'll soon surpass number 8. Honey, help me up. I can still do 200 push-ups.”
The woman was silent for a while,"Forget it, don't do it anymore."
"Why? We have to work hard, do you understand? As long as we work hard, we can surpass number 8 and become the king!”
"Forget it, look at it yourself."
The woman handed the tablet to him. The man stared at it and immediately began to doubt his life.
008:
--Current Happiness Index: 6593
[Current popularity index: 114,000]
--Current Wealth Index: 401 yuan
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